Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Get Me to the Perch on Time (1991)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• [after Gonzo and Fozzie volunteer to make the deliveries for Peg the messenger pigeon] 

  Kermit : Gonzo's right. What do you say, Peg?

  Peg : You?

  [looks at the kids and laughs] 

  Kermit : Yeah. We can do it.

  Scooter : I've got a computer.

  Skeeter : I'm real athletic.

  Rowlf : I've got a great sniffer.

  Bean Bunny : I can hop.

  Gonzo : I'm weird.

  Fozzie : I'm dumb.

  Animal : Me strong.

  Piggy : Yeah, we can do it. And I'm cute as a dickens.

  Peg : Well, I suppose.

  [everyone cheers] 

• Peg : Gordo, you and Fuzzie there deliver this envelope to Antarctica.

  Gonzo : Huh? But I-I'm Gonzo.

  Fozzie : And I'm Fozzie.

  Peg : Okay, all four of you go. Ha ha ha ha haa!

  Gonzo : Huh?

  Fozzie : Oh, boy. That way we won't be lonesome, huh, Gonzo?

• Bean Bunny : [appears as the maharaja]  Hi.

  Skeeter : Wait a second, Bean. How come you get to be the major-domo?

  Bean Bunny : 'Cause I got tired of being the bicycle repairman. Now give me the golden key.

  Skeeter : [gives Bean the key]  Okay. What does it open anyway?

  Bean Bunny : The golden door, of course.

  [unlocks the door] 

  Bean Bunny : [sighs]  The moment my people have been waiting for for 300 years.

  [opens the door and sees Gonzo, Fozzie, and Lou/Dick the penguin] 

  Gonzo , Fozzie , Lou : Hi.

  Lou : Where's Sue?

  Skeeter : [to Bean]  Your family's been waiting 300 years for a weirdo, a comedian, and a duck?

  Gonzo , Fozzie , Lou : Penguin!

  Skeeter : Whatever.