Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Plan 8 from Outer Space (1988)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• Gonzo : [approaches a baby]  Meet Barney Smith. His nanny disappeared yesterday. Tell me, kid, did you notice anything strange about her lately?

  Barney Smith : Can't say that I did, 'cause I didn't.

  Gonzo : Did she, uh, sprout any wings?

  Barney Smith : Can't say that she did, 'cause she didn't.

  Gonzo : Did you ever see her do anything like this?

  [Gonzo wraps his nose around his face] 

  Barney Smith : Can't say that I did...

  Kids : 'Cause he didn't, Gonzo!

• [Gonzo searches the missing nanny's room] 

  Gonzo : Ah-ha! A cold pot of tea!

  [searches a closet] 

  Gonzo : Ah-ha! Striped socks! Ah-ha! Jogging shoes!

  [follows a trail of footprints] 

  Gonzo : Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah-ha!

  Piggy : Listen, Mr. Doctor-Inspector-Sherlock, what's all this "Ah-haing" about?

  Gonzo : It's just as I expected.

  Scooter : What's just as you expected?

  Gonzo : The Smith nanny was planning to come back.

  Kids : She was?

  Gonzo : She was just going for a quick jog... or, at least, that's what she thought.

  Kids : Ah-ha!

• Piggy : Just a second. Do you mean to tell me that aliens had kidnapped all the nannies? I don't believe it.

  Gonzo : Got any better ideas?

  Skeeter : Ah, let's go back to the nursery. What would a bunch of alien life forms want with Earth nannies anyway?

  Fozzie : Maybe their planet is all messy and they need the nannies to clean it up.

  Kids : Huh?

• Scooter : I could use my computer to try and track any alien spaceships.

  Kids : Good idea.

  [later, everyone has gathered around Scooter's computer] 

  Scooter : Gosh, I'm starting to pick up something weird already.

  Animal : [looking at a satellite-umbrella]  Wha?

  Gonzo : I knew it. I've been picking up alien brainwaves all day.

  Piggy : So what else is new?

• [the kids question Gonzo when he leads them to the dining room] 

  Gonzo : Ah, don't you guys know a barbershop when you see one?

  Kids : A barbershop?

  Kermit : Well, even if it is a barbershop, how is it gonna get us to the aliens, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Well, haven't you ever heard of a shortcut?

  Fozzie : Oh, yeah. My sideburns could use a little trim.

  Kids : Fozzie!

• Skeeter : Come on, you guys. We've got to get back to the nursery and save Nanny.

  Gonzo : But we gotta rescue all these other nannies, too, don't we?

  Kermit : Right. We'll have to split up. Uh, Skeeter, Animal, and Fozzie, come with me. Gonzo, I'm putting you in charge of the Nanny Rescue Mission.

  Gonzo : You are? You won't regret it, captain.

  Piggy : But, Kermie, I want to come with you.

  Kermit : I need you here, Piggy.

  Piggy : I want to go back to the nursery.

  Skeeter : Kermit, I've got an idea.

  [Skeeter whispers to Kermit] 

  Piggy : I don't like secrets.

  Kermit : [gulps]  Okay. I'll do it... for Nanny. Piggy, uh...

  [to Skeeter] 

  Kermit : Are you sure this is gonna work?

  Skeeter : I saw it in a movie once. Trust me.

  Kermit : Well, okay. Piggy, the time has come, uh... The time has come...

  [Skeeter whispers to Kermit] 

  Kermit : [talks rapidly]  The time has come for us to part, but we will meet again.

  [Kermit kisses Piggy on her cheek] 

  Piggy : Ahhhh... .

  [Piggy faints] 

  Kermit : Gosh.

  Skeeter : Come on. Let's go.

  Kermit : Right.

  [Kermit's group leaves and Piggy soon wakes up] 

  Piggy : [enamored]  He kissed me.

• [Gonzo is playing tic-tac-toe with the alien leader] 

  Gonzo : Ha! I win! Now it's my question. Why are you taking away all the nannies?

  Alien Leader : Ah, we don't need the nannies. We need their socks.

  Gonzo , Rowlf , Scooter , Piggy : Their socks?

  Alien Leader : Yes. Uh, we use striped socks as fuel on our planet and we need them to power our spaceship so we can go home.

• [Gonzo's group returns] 

  Gonzo , Scooter , Rowlf , Piggy : We did it!

  Skeeter , Kermit : You did?

  [every cheers, Nanny enters with a drowsy Fozzie] 

  Nanny : What's all the commotion about, kids?

  Kids : Oh, nothing, Nanny.

  Nanny : Well, that's good because it's time for bed.

  [Nanny walks off with Animal] 

  Piggy : I can't believe it. We saved all the nannies.

  Fozzie : We did?

  Scooter : Yay!

  Kermit : And the aliens went home.

  Fozzie : They did?

  Gonzo : Uh-huh.

  Fozzie : [points to the window]  Then who's that?

  Kids : Huh?

  [everyone sees a spaceship fly by outside] 

  Kermit : Oh, no! I wonder what they want.

  Gonzo : Ooh! Maybe they're from a planet that collects shoes instead of socks!

  [everyone gasps] 

  Gonzo : Quick! Hide your shoes!

• Nanny : Into bed.

  Kids : Yes, Nanny.

  [the kids climb into their cribs] 

  Kermit : Uh, Nanny, would you mind sleeping in here with us tonight?

  Nanny : What?

  Piggy : Uh, yeah. Um, we're a-a little scared to be alone.

  Nanny : All right. I'll just make myself a bed right here on the couch.

  Kids : Oh, goody!

  Piggy : Thanks, Nanny.

  Gonzo : Uh, Nanny?

  Nanny : Yes, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Keep an eye on your shoes, okay?

  Nanny : [chuckles]  Okay, Gonzo. I will.