"Muppet Babies" Remote Control Cornballs (TV Episode 1991) Poster

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

  • [Piggy's program, The Sadie Hawkins Show, comes on] 

    Announcer : In today's story, Sadie traps Little Curly and drags him to the big barn dance.

    Piggy : [gasps]  Did he say Little Kermie, Kermie?

    Kermit : I sure hope not.

  • [Kermit and Scooter imagine themselves in a fishing program] 

    Kermit : Okay, now, Scooter, the first rule of good fishing is you gotta find a spot that's peaceful and quiet.

    Scooter : I see.

    [steps on a twig] 

    Scooter : Yaaii!

    [Scooter trips and falls into the lake, splashing water on Kermit] 

    Kermit : Obviously, this isn't the spot.

    Piggy : [from a distance]  Little Kermit! Yoo-hoo!

    Kermit : Huh? How did she get here?

    Piggy : Put on your dancing shoes!

    Kermit : [gulps]  Rule Number 2: A good fishman never willingly goes to a dance with a pig.

  • [Piggy finds herself in Gonzo's vampire program and Gonzo appears as a vampire] 

    Gonzo : [muffling]  Permit me to introduce myself.

    Piggy : What did you say?

    [Gonzo removes his false vampire teeth] 

    Gonzo : I said, permit me to introduce myself.

    Piggy : No thanks. Ew, what a creepy place.

    [Piggy walks away] 

    Gonzo : My name is Count Gonzula and I want you to be my queen.

    [notices Piggy has left] 

    Gonzo : Huh?

    Piggy : Not even if it would save the dolphins.

  • [Animal, who is a swamp monster, chases Piggy] 

    Piggy : Don't just stand there, Bunsen! Do something!

    Bunsen : Very well. Beaker, do something.

    [Bunsen gives Beaker his remote] 

    Beaker : Mee.

    [Beaker presses a button and the TV channel changes] 

    Animal : Wha? Bye-bye.

    [Animal vanishes] 

    Piggy : [panting]  Whew! That's a relief.

    [Rowlf appears again, still playing Ernest P. Worrell] 

    Piggy : I spoke too soon.

  • Piggy : Um, could you hold on a sec?

    Rowlf : Um, sure.

    Piggy : Thank you.

    [Piggy walks over to Bunsen and takes his remote] 

    Piggy : Pardon me, Mr. Wizard, but I need this more than you do right now.

    Bunsen : But, Piggy, it isn't operational yet.

    Piggy : It's close enough.

    [Piggy walks back over to Rowlf] 

    Rowlf : Something bugging you, Pearl?

    Piggy : Not anymore. Ha!

    [Piggy presses a button, but she starts fading away] 

    Piggy : Oh, boy. I'll get you for this, Bunsen.

    [Piggy disappears and Skeeter, wearing a helmet, appears in her place] 

    Skeeter : I come in peace.

    [looks at Rowlf and lifts her face shield] 

    Skeeter : Hey, this isn't the moon.

    Rowlf : No kidding.

  • Piggy : Now where am I?

    [looks out a window and gasps] 

    Piggy : You know, most little girls would panic in a situation like this. Excusez moi. AAAAAAAAAAAH!

    [Piggy is shown to be in a rocket ship in space] 

  • [Piggy presses the button on Bunsen's controller and Rowlf reappears] 

    Piggy : Can you believe this?

    Rowlf : You know what you need, Pearl?

    Piggy : A pistol?

  • Rowlf : Is that what's bugging you, Pearl?

    Piggy : NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUGGING ME, ETHEN? YOU AND THE FACT THAT I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS STUPID THING!

    Rowlf : Have you tried the door?

    Piggy : The... door? Um, why, ahem, no.

    [notices a door next to her] 

    Piggy : Where did that come from?

    Rowlf : Sears.

  • Piggy : [after falling back into her program]  Well, at least my beautiful little house is okay.

    [a rocket ship crashes on top of her house] 

    Piggy : Me and my big mouth.

  • Skeeter : [notices her rocket ship on Piggy's house]  Hey, wasn't that my... rocket? Ah, gee, it's wrecked.

    Piggy : Didn't do much for my house either, toots.

    Bunsen : May I offer a suggestion?

    Skeeter , Piggy : NO!

  • Kermit : Rule 2612: Way out in the middle of the swamp, you can be sure that nothing, and I mean nothing, will disturb you.

    Scooter : Right.

    Kermit , Scooter : [upon noticing something]  Huh?

    Kermit : UNLESS IT'S A SEAPLANE WITH A PIG IN IT!

    [Skeeter and Piggy are seen flying towards Scooter and Kermit] 

    Piggy : [holding out a net]  I got you now, Little Kermit!

    [Scooter and Kermit attempt to paddle away, but Piggy captures them in her net and carries them off] 

  • [after capturing Kermit and Scooter] 

    Piggy : Isn't he cute?

    [giggles] 

    Skeeter : Gee, he looks just like my brother.

    Piggy : [points to Scooter]  That is your brother, silly. Kermit is the other one.

  • Piggy : Let's cut to the chase, Count. What do you think you're doing?

    Gonzo : [dances]  The Carotid. Ooh, ah! The vampire dance of love, my little...

    [notices Skeeter] 

    Gonzo : Whoo-ho! Hey, who are you?

    Skeeter : Skeeter A. Yeager. First girl to fly to the moon... I hope.

    [giggles] 

    Gonzo : You fly, too?

    Skeeter : Uh-huh.

    Gonzo : [enamored, with his fangs drooling]  Oh, ho! My kind of woman.

    [to Piggy] 

    Gonzo : Sorry, pig, but I think my dance card has just been filled.

    [walks off with Skeeter] 

    Gonzo : So, uh, you fly, huh?

    Skeeter : Yup.

    [giggles as she leaves with Gonzo] 

    Piggy : I'll get over it.

  • Bunsen : I believe I've got this figured out now, everyone.

    Piggy : [takes Bunsen's remote]  So do I, Bunsen. HI-YAH!

    [Piggy presses a button and Bunsen disappears] 

    Beaker : Mee? Mee?

    Piggy : I knew this thing was good for something.

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