Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Remote Control Cornballs (1991)
Laurie O'Brien: Piggy
Quotes
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[Kermit and Scooter imagine themselves in a fishing program]
Kermit : Okay, now, Scooter, the first rule of good fishing is you gotta find a spot that's peaceful and quiet.
Scooter : I see.
[steps on a twig]
Scooter : Yaaii!
[Scooter trips and falls into the lake, splashing water on Kermit]
Kermit : Obviously, this isn't the spot.
Piggy : [from a distance] Little Kermit! Yoo-hoo!
Kermit : Huh? How did she get here?
Piggy : Put on your dancing shoes!
Kermit : [gulps] Rule Number 2: A good fishman never willingly goes to a dance with a pig.
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[Piggy finds herself in Gonzo's vampire program and Gonzo appears as a vampire]
Gonzo : [muffling] Permit me to introduce myself.
Piggy : What did you say?
[Gonzo removes his false vampire teeth]
Gonzo : I said, permit me to introduce myself.
Piggy : No thanks. Ew, what a creepy place.
[Piggy walks away]
Gonzo : My name is Count Gonzula and I want you to be my queen.
[notices Piggy has left]
Gonzo : Huh?
Piggy : Not even if it would save the dolphins.
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[Animal, who is a swamp monster, chases Piggy]
Piggy : Don't just stand there, Bunsen! Do something!
Bunsen : Very well. Beaker, do something.
[Bunsen gives Beaker his remote]
Beaker : Mee.
[Beaker presses a button and the TV channel changes]
Animal : Wha? Bye-bye.
[Animal vanishes]
Piggy : [panting] Whew! That's a relief.
[Rowlf appears again, still playing Ernest P. Worrell]
Piggy : I spoke too soon.
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Piggy : Um, could you hold on a sec?
Rowlf : Um, sure.
Piggy : Thank you.
[Piggy walks over to Bunsen and takes his remote]
Piggy : Pardon me, Mr. Wizard, but I need this more than you do right now.
Bunsen : But, Piggy, it isn't operational yet.
Piggy : It's close enough.
[Piggy walks back over to Rowlf]
Rowlf : Something bugging you, Pearl?
Piggy : Not anymore. Ha!
[Piggy presses a button, but she starts fading away]
Piggy : Oh, boy. I'll get you for this, Bunsen.
[Piggy disappears and Skeeter, wearing a helmet, appears in her place]
Skeeter : I come in peace.
[looks at Rowlf and lifts her face shield]
Skeeter : Hey, this isn't the moon.
Rowlf : No kidding.
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Rowlf : Is that what's bugging you, Pearl?
Piggy : NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUGGING ME, ETHEN? YOU AND THE FACT THAT I CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS STUPID THING!
Rowlf : Have you tried the door?
Piggy : The... door? Um, why, ahem, no.
[notices a door next to her]
Piggy : Where did that come from?
Rowlf : Sears.
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Kermit : Rule 2612: Way out in the middle of the swamp, you can be sure that nothing, and I mean nothing, will disturb you.
Scooter : Right.
Kermit , Scooter : [upon noticing something] Huh?
Kermit : UNLESS IT'S A SEAPLANE WITH A PIG IN IT!
[Skeeter and Piggy are seen flying towards Scooter and Kermit]
Piggy : [holding out a net] I got you now, Little Kermit!
[Scooter and Kermit attempt to paddle away, but Piggy captures them in her net and carries them off]
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Piggy : Let's cut to the chase, Count. What do you think you're doing?
Gonzo : [dances] The Carotid. Ooh, ah! The vampire dance of love, my little...
[notices Skeeter]
Gonzo : Whoo-ho! Hey, who are you?
Skeeter : Skeeter A. Yeager. First girl to fly to the moon... I hope.
[giggles]
Gonzo : You fly, too?
Skeeter : Uh-huh.
Gonzo : [enamored, with his fangs drooling] Oh, ho! My kind of woman.
[to Piggy]
Gonzo : Sorry, pig, but I think my dance card has just been filled.
[walks off with Skeeter]
Gonzo : So, uh, you fly, huh?
Skeeter : Yup.
[giggles as she leaves with Gonzo]
Piggy : I'll get over it.