Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

Acme Cable TV (1991)

Frank Welker: Gogo Dodo, Cliff Gogosby, Furrball, Byron Basset, Theo Gogosby, Announcer

Quotes 

• Announcer : One of these nine stars is today's Secret Toon! Could it be - Buster Bunny? Plucky Duck? Shirley the Loon? Hamton J. Pig? Furrball? Byron Bassett? Gogo Dodo? Dizzy Devil? Or Babs Bunny? All in the Toonywood Squares! And here's the master of the Toonywood Squares - Blink Winkleman!

  Blink Winkleman : We-he-hell, hi fun-lovers! Hi toons!

  [Hi Blink, etc] 

  Babs Bunny : ...you look like a jerk!

  Blink Winkleman : Well... thank you! And now, let's meet our contestants: He's a boy billionaire and president of the Saddam Hussein fan club, meet Montana Max!

  Montana Max : KNOCK IT OFF! No good lazy couch-potatoes - GET A JOB!

  Blink Winkleman : She's an animal lover with the smarts of a speed bump, the relatively unpopular Elmyra!

  Elmyra Duff : I will take the cute blue bunny for the block, Blink!

  Blink Winkleman : A-ha-ha, I'm sure you will. I really hate my life.

• Blink Winkleman : Back to Monty!

  Montana Max : Grrr. I'll take the goofy-looking hound.

  Blink Winkleman : Byyyyron Basset!

  [very loud buzzer] 

  Blink Winkleman : And Byron Basset is today's Secret Toon! Get this answer right Monty, and heeeeere's what you'll win!

  Female Announcer : An all-expense-paid trip to the French Riviera! In your new Acme Jumbo Jet, filled with a bonus cash prize of 800 million dollars!

  Blink Winkleman : Yes, but if you lose Monty, you'll take a terrifying descent into...

  Female Announcer : Hades! Where you'll spend an eternity in flames! Along with the most despicable people who ever lived!

  Montana Max : Huh? Wait a minute!

  Blink Winkleman : Uh-uh, no can do Monty. Here's the question: Byron, how did early pioneers describe life in America's west?

  Byron Basset : Rrroooff.

  Blink Winkleman : Monty, do you agree or disagree?

  Montana Max : With what?

  Blink Winkleman : Agree, or disagree?

  Montana Max : I disagree with this whole show!

  [buzzer] 

  Blink Winkleman : Ooooh, life in America's west was indeed, 'Rough,' as Byron said. Circle gets the square!

  Montana Max : The stupid dog barked! He said 'woof!' That's not an answer!

  Blink Winkleman : Don't be a sore loser Monty. And have a pleasant trip!

  Montana Max : [falling through his podium]  AAAAAAAAHHHHH!