Darkwing Duck (TV Series)
Dry Hard (1991)
Christine Cavanaugh: Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard
Quotes
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[the Liquidators minions attempt to capture Gosalyn]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [fighting the minions off] Get away from me, you silly little drips!
The Liquidator : Take her back to the factory. I could use another enterprising individual in my organization.
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Fat chance, Mr. Water Head!
Darkwing Duck : Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Water Head!
[Darkwing pours cement on the Liquidator]
The Liquidator : Concrete, schmoncrete. The Liquidator continues going mile after mile.
[the cement cracks from hardening]
The Liquidator : Of course, milage... may... vary.
[the cement hardens him into a statue]
Darkwing Duck : [knocking on the statue] This could be a little harder than you thought.
[the minions surrounding Gosalyn dissolve into a puddle]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Try to kidnap me, will ya?
[stomps on the puddle]
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Eat sneaker!
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Darkwing Duck : [referring to a glass of water] Spot me a cold one, Gos?
Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [smugly] Uh-uh. $2.00 please.
[the Liquidator slowly emerges from the glass she's holding, catching her off-guard]
The Liquidator : [impressed] Ah, $2.00. A girl after my own heart.
[He snaps his fingers and forms some minions]
The Liquidator : But watch how a seasoned pro operates.