Darkwing Duck (TV Series)
Dry Hard (1991)
Terence McGovern: Launchpad McQuack
Quotes
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[Bud Flud is contaminating a vat of Coo-Coo Fizzy water]
Bud Flud : Slop, slop, fizz, fizz.
Darkwing Duck : [appearing on the same catwalk] I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the parking meter that expires while you shop. I am Darkwing Duck!
Launchpad McQuack : [coming up] It's Bud Flud!
Mascot #1 : [singing] Bud, Bud, Bud, Buddy Flud
Mascot #2 : [singing] Bud, Bud, Bud, Buddy Flud
[Flud throws his jug of poison at Launchpad]
Darkwing Duck : That's right, Launchpad. Flud's been polluting the water of his competitors so that his alone will be the only drinkable drink that, uh... that can be drunk.
Bud Flud : This is the ultimate form of advertising. Would you rather drink my pure mountain magic or a big fat monkey brain?
Darkwing Duck : Hmm. Well, your mountain magic of course.
[Darkwing walks closer to Flud, who walks backward]
Darkwing Duck : But you're still going up the river, Mr. Taste...
[Flud leans over the railing and realizes that he's in midair over the contaminated vat]
Bud Flud : [falling into the vat] AAAHHH!
[splash]
Darkwing Duck : -test.
Bud Flud : HELP ME! I'M MELTING!
[Darkwing races down the catwalk and closer to the vat, where a broom is leaning against it]
Darkwing Duck : Don't be such a baby, Flud!
[sticks the broom into the water]
Darkwing Duck : It's only...
[the broom melts some]
Darkwing Duck : -water.
Launchpad McQuack : Where'd he go?
Darkwing Duck : [nervously] All the better, heh. Cases are so much easier when the bad guy offs himself like that.