Gabriella Lund: Loompershrankle
Quotes
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Jack : Why would you be worried about me?
Loompershrankle : Well, the moon has just been destroyed, and you might've died.
Jack : Oh yeah, you're right! Yeah, it's a tricky situation, but I don't think it's really all that bad. Now that the moon is destroyed, it can't be destroyed again, and no one can threaten us with its destruction anymore. Think about what this means for world peace!
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Jack : [Knocking on their door in the guests' room] Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle!
Loompershrankle : [Opens the door] What the shark is wrong with you? Have you looked at the time?
Jack : No, I haven't.
Loompershrankle : It's 11 AM. Why are you waking us up this early?
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Loompershrankle : Why did Shoogledocking burn down Raisorshoorkle's house? That's an absosharkinglutely horrendous act of terrorism!
Jack : Raisorshoorkle didn't return a glass of pesto.
Loompershrankle : What pesto?
Jack : Pesto?
Loompershrankle : I mean what brand of pesto?
Jack : Pesto Presto.
Loompershrankle : Oh my shark, that's horrible! They burned down your house just because of a glass of Pesto Presto? Pesto Presto is the worst brand of pesto! I prefer Pesto Besto! Pesto Besto is the best Pesto!
Jack : I know, it's so sad!
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Loompershrankle : Hello, my sharky boss!
The Sharky Boss : Hello, how shark you?
Loompershrankle : I'm fine, shanks! What about you?
The Sharky Boss : I'm fine, too, shanks for asking! What brings you before me after so many years?
Loompershrankle : The world, peace and the moon!
The Sharky Boss : You are so sharky! Don't you know that the moon is gone?
Loompershrankle : No, I don't know that. That is not true.
The Sharky Boss : Yes, it is! I predicted it since the day the future came to my house.
Loompershrankle : I knew it since the day the future kicked the bucket.
The Sharky Boss : What bucket? Is the moon in there?
Loompershrankle : If the Sharkish Earth is a bucket, then yes. But I don't know about that. But we can use your help to build a figurative bucket to save the world!
The Sharky Boss : No thanks, I don't like rain.
Loompershrankle : Okay, it was nice talking to you! Bye-bye!
The Sharky Boss : Bye-bye!
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Jack : Oh my Iki God, Tooklepromsy and Loompershrankle! You're alright! You're alive!
Loompershrankle : Why would we die? Dying is difficult and boring, and it kills you!
Jack : I haven't died before, so how am I supposed to know that? Come on in!
