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Reasons to Take Off Your Clothes
boblipton14 June 2008
A chambermaid is dusting when she discovers a statue of a reclining nude. In order to ascertain.... well, in order to produce a film that will play in a fin de siecle Viennese smoker, she takes off her clothes. In walks the master, who orders her out of the room, whereupon he follows her.

Johann Schwarzer made a bunch of these 'arty' films and about twenty are known of. Several survive in the Viennese film archive. Just as the porn sites were the first profitable sites on the Internet, so these short 'art' films which features naked women were popular products of the infant film industry in Mitteleurope. In one form or another, they remained popular.... and still show up, which, I am sure, will surprise no one.
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5/10
Life Imitating Art.
rmax30482328 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
A maid begins dusting the studio of a sculptor, and she notices a life-sized statue of a nude woman reclining on a couch, something along the lines of Goya. The maid scrutinizes the statue and evidently begins feeling that her own figure is an improvement. She undresses and lies down in the position of the statue, only to be interrupted by the sculptor who angrily throws her and her discarded clothes out.

There's nothing erotic about it, as far as today's tastes are taken into consideration. When the naked maid is prancing around, what impressed me the most is that her robust figure resembled so closely the corset ads in the Sears and Roebucks catalogs of the period. I'd always thought that the drawings in the ads represented the "ideal" female torso. Now I'm beginning to wonder if the feminine physique hasn't evolved over the last hundred years or so.

It's certainly not dramatic. There's hardly any "story" -- just an event. If it's amusing, it's because the director, cast, and crew believed they were making a shockingly erotic film.

Still, this is 1908, and it's further evidence in support of the proposition that if a new technology appears, pornography will be at its cutting edge.
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RResende6 December 2008
Another Schwarzer's adventure in trying to explore sexuality through film. This is the most complex in construction of the 3 i've seen.

Start with a studio, a place where a sculptor works. We have, central to that set, a 'statue', which in fact is a real woman performing a statue. This is interesting. Than we have a housemaid, who comes to clean the studio; she sees the 'statue' and mimics it. Since it is a nude statue, she starts to compare her body with that of the statue, which means she explores her body. Now, the way she does this is really erotic, and i imagine it probably had a huge impact on those days audiences. First, she acknowledges the breasts in the statue, she even touches one of them (!!) and she shows one of her own. And them she strips, little by little, until complete nudity. Though her character is alone in that room, she understands the presence of the camera, and does it for it. She does it relatively slowly, to the pace of these short films, allowing us to only see parts of the body until she's over. The moment when she feels the statue's body is made also with an apparent unawareness of the character, but clearly aims at provoking the audience. So it's a level forward regarding the previous films i had seen from this director (Das Sandbad, Bad verboten)

Like in Bad verboten, the man exists as an anti-climax, with moral issues and who kills the erotic environment. In this case, he gives the woman's clothes back so she can get dressed. Nevertheless, he stares at her naked body...

My opinion: 4/5 nicely structured

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2/10
Slutty and not artistic Warning: Spoilers
"The vain chamber maid" is another slightly erotic short film by Austrian director Johann Schwarzer from his very prolific period between 1907 and 1910 before dying in World War I. It runs for slightly over 3 minutes and basically shows a naughty chamber maid who keeps undressing more and more. It's a strange little movie, obviously silent and black-and-white. I have no clue what was going on with the woman lying there either. She did not seem to care at all. In the end another man, possibly an artist appears and gets angry at the naughty chamber maid. I cannot say I enjoyed this short film really. It was pretty pointless and I wish it would have been shorter. That says a lot for a film with such a brief runtime. Not recommended.
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The Saucy Chambermaid
Michael_Elliott20 June 2008
Saucy Chambermaid, The (1908)

**** (out of 4)

Another erotic film from Australian studio Saturn Films and director/owner Johann Schwarzer. This time a chambermaid walks into the studio of a sculptor where she notices a statue of a nude woman (being played by a real woman). The chambermaid is interested in who has the better body so she strips off all of her clothes only to be shocked when the sculptor comes back and catches her naked. From what I've read, many fans consider this to be the best work from the studio but it was also one of their most controversial because soon after its release the Catholic Church began efforts to get the studio shut down. This is certainly one of the most delightful and funniest silent films I've seen and it certainly stands out among other "adult" features as it also contains a very well written story. The movie was obviously made to show off female nudity but the added bonus of a screenplay, or at least a story, makes this really stand out from the rest. Original title: Das Eitle Stubenmadchen.
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