The Wackness (2008)

Ben Kingsley: Dr. Squires

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• Dr. Squires : Certain people you just can't trust, you know Luke?

  Dr. Squires : Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan.

  Dr. Squires : Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach.

  Dr. Squires : Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!

  Dr. Squires : You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!

• Dr. Squires : Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.

• Dr. Squires : The city's a disaster, Luke. Its not like it used to be. It's plastic. One big fucking happy meal.

  Luke Shapiro : Some people like happy meals.

  Dr. Squires : Some people like the Yankees too, Luke. It doesn't mean they're right.

• Dr. Squires : Don't jump for the quick fix. This whole fucking city wants a quick fix. Embrace your pain. Make it a part of you. You don't want to be like them. I don't want you to be like them.

• Dr. Squires : Don't touch my daughter.

  Stephanie , Luke Shapiro : Stepdaughter!

• Dr. Squires : It used to be you could lick a sheet of acid, hold up a band, fuck a whore in Times Square without anyone batting an eyelash. Now, one blunt, we're in the clink. This whole city's fucked!

• Dr. Squires : It's great, living. Get your heart broken, find yourself face down in the gutter, get your balls sucked, make a real mess of a life.

• Dr. Squires : The ocean. This is all I need, Luke. Forget the city. The city is wrong. I just want to wrap myself in the ocean.

• Dr. Squires : Sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing, and right now is one of those times.

• Dr. Squires : He doesn't appreciate you.

  Elanor : How do you know that?

  Dr. Squires : He couldn't possibly.

  Elanor : That's a compliment, right?

  Dr. Squires : [touches brim of hat]  Ma'am.

• Dr. Squires : Young men need sex, Luke. All men, actually... I- I can get you a hooker if you like.

  Luke Shapiro : God, I was *this* close to respecting you.

  Dr. Squires : Big mistake, Luke. Call your girl. You don't need medication, Luke. You just need to get laid.

• Dr. Squires : What're you in here for?

  Prisoner : I stabbed my wife in the pussy.

  Dr. Squires : Oh! Wow!