The Wackness (2008)

Josh Peck: Luke Shapiro

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• Stephanie : Know what your problem is, Shapiro? It's that you just have this really shitty way of looking at things, ya know? I don't have that problem. I just look at the dopeness. But you, it's like you just look at the wackness, ya know?

  Luke Shapiro : I do?

  Stephanie : All you have to do is look at me. And kiss me.

• Luke Shapiro : Do me a favor, Steph?

  Stephanie : Huh?

  Luke Shapiro : Don't say nothin, ok? Just stand there til I leave. I wanna remember this. I've never done it before.

  Stephanie : Never done what?

  Luke Shapiro : Had my heart broken.

• Grandma Shapiro : Luke, have you had any more thoughts about what you're gonna be as far as a profession goes?

  Mr. Shapiro : Mom, he's got time.

  Grandma Shapiro : I'm just asking!

  Luke Shapiro : Actually, I'm thinking about becoming a shrink.

  Grandpa Shapiro : Psychology! It's not quite the shoe business, but it's a very interesting field.

  Luke Shapiro : I figure I'm an expert because everyone around me is so fucking crazy, you know?

• Dr. Squires : The city's a disaster, Luke. Its not like it used to be. It's plastic. One big fucking happy meal.

  Luke Shapiro : Some people like happy meals.

  Dr. Squires : Some people like the Yankees too, Luke. It doesn't mean they're right.

• Luke Shapiro : In June I graduate. And then I go to my safety school. And then I get a little older. And then I die.

• Luke Shapiro : There's enough assholes in the world, Dr. Squires, don't be another one.

• Stephanie : You're a virgin?

  Luke Shapiro : No. Naw. I just haven't officially had sex yet.

• Dr. Squires : Don't touch my daughter.

  Stephanie , Luke Shapiro : Stepdaughter!

• Luke Shapiro : I got mad love for you shorty. That's on the real.

• Luke Shapiro : [on the phone]  Peace out, forever!

• Luke Shapiro : [asking his mom for a cigarette]  Got another?

  Mrs. Shapiro : You smoke?

  Luke Shapiro : Everything.

• Luke Shapiro : So that was all bullshit right? All that stuff about embracing your pain, making it a part of you? You can't do this, you can't just give up. Life is hard and it's full of pain and what-not, but we take it cause there's great stuff too. And we can do it cause we have friends- because we have each other.

• Stephanie : It doesn't matter.

  Luke Shapiro : Doesn't matter? Why not?

  Stephanie : Because how could anything possibly matter right now?

• Dr. Squires : Young men need sex, Luke. All men, actually... I- I can get you a hooker if you like.

  Luke Shapiro : God, I was *this* close to respecting you.

  Dr. Squires : Big mistake, Luke. Call your girl. You don't need medication, Luke. You just need to get laid.