Generation Kill (TV Mini Series)

The Cradle of Civilization (2008)

Pawel Szajda: Cpl. Walt Hasser

Quotes 

• Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : Sergeant, I didn't get to shoot!

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : That fucking sucks, Trombley. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to shoot people?

  Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley : Fucking A he did!

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand and get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon that turns into the Marine.

  Cpl. Walt Hasser : Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword!

  Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.

• Cpl. Josh Ray Person : Hassert tried to kill himself!

  Cpl. Walt Hasser : Thanks to your driving!