The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Maggie Simpson

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Quotes 

• Milhouse : Every Halloween, the Grand Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give candy to all the good boys and girls.

  Bart Simpson : For the last time, Milhouse, I just said that to mess with you. The Grand Pumpkin isn't real!

  Milhouse : I apreciate you testing my faith, but it's not necessary.

• Bart Simpson : [Shopping for Lisa]  I wouldn't give these to my worst enemy, which happens to be Lisa.

• Bart Simpson : [from "Untitled Transformers Parody"]  Hey, Lis. I think I see one with your name on it.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, it can't possibly top your present last year: a box full of your burps.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, that reminds me. Here's your stocking stuffer.

  [Bart burps into Lisa's stocking] 

• Bart Simpson : [Watching two robots fight each other]  Finally, a Boxing Day that lives up to its name.

• Milhouse : [from "It's a Grand Pumpkin, Millhouse"]  You've all come to wait for the Grand Pumpkin with me! Who wants to sing Pumpkin carols?

  Nelson Muntz : I've got a Pumpkin carol for you.

  Nelson Muntz : [singing, to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"]  You are such a stupid moron. / It makes people want to punch you. / The Grand Pumpkin's super ga-aaaa-ay!

  Nelson Muntz : [ends singing with his bullying skills to Milhouse]  Punch, punch, punch-punch. / Wedgie!