The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Snooze, Sex Toy, Sedan Bot, Ad Man 2
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Quotes
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Bestimus Muchos : Wait a minute. We're missing Sex Toy.
[Sex Toy enters]
Bestimus Muchos : Where have you been?
Sex Toy : Where haven't I been?
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Homer Simpson : Before you kill me, I have to know, what is the one true religion?
Krusty The Klown : It's a mixture of voodoo and Methodist.
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Homer Simpson : Hello, I'd like to vote for president, governor, and anything else that will take money away from our parks and libraries.
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Homer Simpson : This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
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Krusty The Klown : Perform for the troops? Why should I? What have they ever done for me?
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Homer Simpson : Lisa, what's happening?
Lisa Simpson : If I were to guess, I'd say two alien races who have been fighting for centuries have chosen our planet to fight their final battle.
Homer Simpson : It is a good planet to settle things.
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Krusty The Klown : Hey, hey, kids! You're old pal Krusty is going to teach you five new words: unlicensed use of my image.
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Lawyer : Mr. Simpson, you have a talent for killing celebrities.
Homer Simpson : Well, I'm no drunk driving.
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Krusty The Klown : [from "How to Get Away with Dead-vertsing"; panning up from Homer in Times Square, Manhatten, NYC to Celebrity Heaven. Here, the celebrities that Homer just killed the preceding montage, including local Springfieldian Krusty the Klown, are angry at Homer from down below] We just can't sit here while they exploit our images!
[Krusty turns on the TV, showing a advertisement for stockswapper.org featuring footage of John Wayne]
Announcer : [on TV] Hey, John Wayne. Have you heard of stockswapper.org's low, low transaction fees?
John Wayne : [nine shots of him from his film with a lead role] Sounds... like... quite... a... deal... pilgrim! I hate... trans-... -action... fees.
["fees" refers to his dedicated memorial]
