The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Milhouse : I like your witch costume, Lisa.

  Lisa Simpson : I'm not a witch, I'm a Wiccan. Why is it that whenever a woman is strong and powerful, they call her a witch?

  [Muted trombone vocalizes] 

  Lisa Simpson : You said something, mom?

  Marge Simpson : No, I was just practicing my trombone.

• Milhouse : Every Halloween, the Grand Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to give candy to all the good boys and girls.

  Bart Simpson : For the last time, Milhouse, I just said that to mess with you. The Grand Pumpkin isn't real!

  Milhouse : I apreciate you testing my faith, but it's not necessary.

• Milhouse : [from "It's a Grand Pumpkin, Millhouse"]  You've all come to wait for the Grand Pumpkin with me! Who wants to sing Pumpkin carols?

  Nelson Muntz : I've got a Pumpkin carol for you.

  Nelson Muntz : [singing, to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"]  You are such a stupid moron. / It makes people want to punch you. / The Grand Pumpkin's super ga-aaaa-ay!

  Nelson Muntz : [ends singing with his bullying skills to Milhouse]  Punch, punch, punch-punch. / Wedgie!