The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XIX (2008)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Milhouse : I like your witch costume, Lisa.

  Lisa Simpson : I'm not a witch, I'm a Wiccan. Why is it that whenever a woman is strong and powerful, they call her a witch?

  [Muted trombone vocalizes] 

  Lisa Simpson : You said something, mom?

  Marge Simpson : No, I was just practicing my trombone.

• Bart Simpson : [from "Untitled Transformers Parody"]  Hey, Lis. I think I see one with your name on it.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, it can't possibly top your present last year: a box full of your burps.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, that reminds me. Here's your stocking stuffer.

  [Bart burps into Lisa's stocking] 

• Homer Simpson : Lisa, what's happening?

  Lisa Simpson : If I were to guess, I'd say two alien races who have been fighting for centuries have chosen our planet to fight their final battle.

  Homer Simpson : It is a good planet to settle things.