Hulk Vs. (2009 Video)

Janyse Jaud: Hela, Lady Deathstrike

Quotes 

• [Thor and Loki meet Hela, queen of the Norse underworld] 

  Thor : Hail Hela, goddess of the dead.

  Hela : The sons of Odin risk much entering my realm...

  Thor : The Nine Worlds of Asgard are in great peril, including Hel and Middle-Earth. A new Ragnarok is upon us. We need your help. We need Bruce Banner.

  [Hela dismisses her guards] 

  Hela : The mortal's soul is MINE, Asgardian. As yours nearly was this very day, and may well be again...

  Thor : You would risk everything for the sake of one soul?

  Hela : As YOU yourself would do, Odin's son.

  Loki : Ah, but you do not have a soul, daughter. You have HALF a soul, you have Bruce Banner. You need the Hulk to complete your prize...

• Hela : Curse you, Loki, for convincing me to bring this creature to my realm!

  Thor : Stay your hand, Hela! We shall retrieve the Hulk!

  Loki : WE? The Hulk's fists have addled your mind, Thunderer!

  Thor : Fight with me, brother, or die alone!

  Loki : Not much of a threat, considering we're already in Hel...

• Loki : Enough of this ridiculousness! To think that Loki, Prince of Darkness, should waste his time with defending Asgard!

  [Loki raises his arms to enact a spell, but Thor stops him] 

  Thor : Nay, brother! We leave together, for you still have much to answer for!

  Hela : Indeed. You both do. For today Hela has relinquished a soul, and she demands one in exchange!

  Thor : You may try to take my soul, death goddess, but I will make you fight for it. And your realm has suffered much already this day.

  Hela : You speak the truth. So I shall take HIS soul instead!

  Loki : What?

  [souls break out of the ground and grab Loki's ankles] 

  Loki : Thor! I helped you! Thor!

  [Loki is dragged into a crevasse] 

  Thor : I could fight you for Loki's soul.

  Hela : Will you?

  [pause] 

  Thor : No.

  Hela : He is my father; his stay will not be eternal. But know this, Odinson: your soul will be mine, and I will keep it for ever! Your fate is inescapable!

  Thor : We shall see!

  [teleports off] 

• The Professor : Deathstrike, what are you doing here? I'm about to start Wolverine's reprogramming!

  Lady Deathstrike : He has to die!

  The Professor : How many times do we have to have this conversation? He's more valuable alive than...

  [gets slashed in the back by Sabretooth] 

  Sabretooth : Sorry, Prof, gotta go with the Lady on this one...

• [straddling Wolverine's back] 

  Lady Deathstrike : The next blade will go through your brain stem, Logan-san...

• Lady Deathstrike : GAIJIN!

  Sabretooth : End of the line, runt! Got any last words?

  Wolverine : Yeah... TWO!

  [Wolverine charges] 

  Deadpool : [draws his katanas]  Let's dance!

• Hela : His soul is too dangerous to remain in Hel, and too valuable to lose. I shall return him to Midgard...

  [Thor gravely watches as Banner is sent back to Earth] 

• Hela : Bruce Banner, I will not force you to forsake the afterlife. But you must be whole!

  Bruce Banner : No, I WON'T! You don't understand...!

• Lady Deathstrike : Gaijin dog! For the dishonour you've caused my family, you will suffer. And then you will die.

  Wolverine : Sweetheart... you and your family can take your honor and shove it up your bony little...

  [Sabretooth tightens his hold on Wolverine, causing him to cry out]