The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Launchtime/Haunted Habitat (2009)
James Patrick Stuart: Private
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Quotes
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The Skipper : No, I can't set foot on Denmark.
Private : Why not, Skipper?
The Skipper : Well, that's private, Private, between me and the Danes.
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The Skipper : Say goodbye to Earth, boys.
Private : But Skipper, Earth has some of my favorite things, like cookies and oxygen.
The Skipper : ...and brown paper packages tied up in strings. Kowalski, light this candle!
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The Skipper : Gentlemen, we need a vacation. A vacation from that lemur.
Private : Perhaps we could visit a zoo. They have pandas and hippos and a lovely house of reptiles.
The Skipper : Private, you do realize we live in a zoo.
Private : But we could visit a different zoo.
The Skipper : Rico?
[Rico slaps Private upside the head]
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Roger : So the Friedman's youngest, Benny, picks me up in Florida.
Private : Uh-huh.
Roger : They were visiting their Nana in Tampa, but that's neither here nor there.
Private : Uh-huh.
Roger : I was just a baby at the time, but you change, you grow... next thing I know, I'm flushed down the toilet.
Kowalski : Fascinating.
Roger : Actually, it's not as bad as it seems.
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The Skipper : Gentlemen, I give you the Penguin One.
Private : Is it safe, Skipper?
[a piece falls off the rocket]
The Skipper : Kowalski?
Kowalski : Technically speaking, maybe.
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Kowalski : According to rumors, the previous occupant of this habitat did disappear...
Private : ...under mysterious circumstances!
Marlene : He was transfered, to Toledo.
Mort : [scared] Toledo?
[All look scared]
The Skipper : [Holding a flashlight under his face] Ohio!
[Mort screams and runs away, slamming into a wall]
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Max the Cat : Greetings, my little friend. Pardon me, but are you a penguin?
Private : Why, yes, I am.
Max the Cat : A flightless bird! That means no flapping, no flying... no resistance.
