The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Roger Dodger/Skorca! (2009)
Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Rat #1
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Quotes
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Marlene : Hey, guys.
Skipper : Marlene, you really have to say something before you burst in on us like that.
Private : Luckily you didn't set off our habitat's new security grid.
Kowalski : Tear gas, blow darts, land mines, the whole enchilada.
Marlene : Isn't that a little severe?
Skipper : Is it? One of these days, you'll learn that there is only one universal language: force.
Kowalski : And math.
Skipper : Right. Force and math.
Marlene : Music, also.
Skipper : Force, math and music are really the only...
Private : Laughter?
[Skippers slaps Private]
Skipper : The point is, we speak fluent force around here, and we feel safer knowing that no one, and I mean no one, is getting inside our lair.
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Private : So, after Rico trounces the rats inside Roger's body, we switch them back?
Skipper : Exactly. It's 100% fool-proof.
Kowalski : More precisely, it's 2.7% fool-proof. There's a 97.3% chance that this will backfire and result in a horrific abomination that will be an affront to the most elemental laws of nature and the universe.
Skipper : I like those odds.
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Private : But I really did see a skorca. You've got to believe me!
Skipper : And we wanna believe you, Private, but compare the evidence.
Kowalski : On the sugary-sugar side, we have a box of empty sugar cake wrappers and your own upset tummy.
Skipper : On the skorca's side, nothing. Less than nothing. Kowalski, what's a number less than nothing?
Kowalski : Uh... neg-finity.
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Kowalski : [Bouncing on the orca balloon] Skipper, the creature appears to have a blubbery force field. Also... Whee-hee-hee!
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Kowalski : A flying orca. It's like our worst nightmare brought to life.
Skipper : Interesting theory. Then whose nightmare is the giant waffle cone sundae?
[Points to giant balloon of ice-cream cone]
King Julien : Flee for your lives! How can we be safe from Two-scoopula, the ice-cream that walks like a man?
[Rico hands him a spoon]
King Julien : Oh, I guess that would do it.
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Skipper : Kowalski, diagnosis.
Kowalski : Acute imaginosis of the frighty bone. Worse case I've ever seen.
Skipper : Is there any cure?
Kowalski : The effects of the sugar should wear off in less than five minutes.
Skipper : [Slaps Kowalski] That's five minutes too many. Give me results.
Kowalski : Well, the skorca is a pretend creature. So, if we pretend to defeat it, that should cure Private's sugar-stoked fantasies.
Skipper : Imaginary combat. I like it. Men, iniciate Operation Scaredy-Cat, now!