I have to assume this film was some kind of bad dream. I fought in the Gulf War, and this movie makes me wish I was back in the Desert dodging IED's. There are some positively wretched Amityville movies out there, but this one hits a whole new level of suck. To call this worst movie ever made might sound dramatic, but good god it is definitely a strong contender. Whoever made this really needs to find another line of work as soon as possible, because there is enough negativity in this world without making things worse. I can't fathom how awful all eighteen of these Paranoia Tapes are from the same filmmaker. I'm going to go watch Twin Peaks season 2, episode four again and try and forget I ever watched this god awful abomination.
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50% commercials for other films
kbtoys1007 June 2024
A film that is at least half commercials for other films by hack "director" Jack Hunter doesn't deserve a narrative review, as this film itself isn't a narrative piece.
Essentially a collection of several shorts which themselves are essentially a collection of nonsensical clips, some of which deal with a killer clown, and also some rideshare drivers. Between the episodes we get promotional scenes for Hunter's main 'franchise' The Paranoia Tapes.
In fact, one of the cut scenes is Jack himself acting like the mentally unwell egotistical maniac he is talking about how he has turned his "masters eye" to Amityville. (How, I don't know apart from they mention the name a few times). In fact he even says how nothing makes sense.
I was first introduced to this loser back when he became a co-host of a found-footage podcast which he then sunk into the ground with his personal antics. It's safe to say he is on par with Dustin Ferguson as being a cine-terrorist who churns out dreck so offensively bad it could be used as ammunition to abolish the first amendment.
Anyways, Amityville Ride Share ends with about 10-15 minutes more of commercials. Yawn. Who cares. As someone who has a sick compulsion to watch every film with the Amityville title, Rideshare vies for one of the bottom of the list, it's only saving grace is at least it's short, unlike Amityville Hex which still holds distinction as the worst.
Essentially a collection of several shorts which themselves are essentially a collection of nonsensical clips, some of which deal with a killer clown, and also some rideshare drivers. Between the episodes we get promotional scenes for Hunter's main 'franchise' The Paranoia Tapes.
In fact, one of the cut scenes is Jack himself acting like the mentally unwell egotistical maniac he is talking about how he has turned his "masters eye" to Amityville. (How, I don't know apart from they mention the name a few times). In fact he even says how nothing makes sense.
I was first introduced to this loser back when he became a co-host of a found-footage podcast which he then sunk into the ground with his personal antics. It's safe to say he is on par with Dustin Ferguson as being a cine-terrorist who churns out dreck so offensively bad it could be used as ammunition to abolish the first amendment.
Anyways, Amityville Ride Share ends with about 10-15 minutes more of commercials. Yawn. Who cares. As someone who has a sick compulsion to watch every film with the Amityville title, Rideshare vies for one of the bottom of the list, it's only saving grace is at least it's short, unlike Amityville Hex which still holds distinction as the worst.
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