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2/10
I started working on a Time Machine
fatabass31 January 2013
So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie.. So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie.. So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..So I can go back in time to times I have never even heard about this movie..
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2/10
İdiotic level comedy
emreakcan76213 February 2013
The movie contains lots of disrespectful behaviors about woman. They are not objects for you to just have sex, so it is not funny at all. The all movie is about man having fun with woman and swearing all the time.

The movie is for whom ? For children ? Yes, the comedy is around this level excluded the swears. For grown ups ? No, just because the comedy is around children level.

An ordinary person who never tried something like movies or acting or directing before, can do better product. What is so difficult in that movie to pay that much money ? What is the genius in that movie ?

You can not see. Because there is not.
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4/10
Not good
Orhan_Akdeniz1 June 2021
The movie is not good, but the criticisms here have also been brutal. There are funny moments in the movie, there is a story, albeit weak. Don't expect much.
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1/10
My IQ dropped 50 points because of this movie.
kizildere30 January 2013
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Well I don't know how to state this without sounding like a pessimist, but it was clearly the worst $10 I have ever spent. I had high expectations for this movie, the name suggests that it has a completely different setting than the actor/producer's previous movies (Recep Ivedik series), which were a complete disaster in my opinion, but unfortunately it was complete rubbish and I had to leave after 80 minutes. If you are fine with paying for a movie in which the most important element is people farting, then by all means, go ahead and watch it. If you are looking for your money's worth, buy some grass and watch it grow. It's way more fun and enjoyable than this movie. If you are really curious about why this movie got so many bad reviews, just wait until it's being sold in the $0.99 bin at your local grocery store. If you do, make sure to have a neurological check later on because it could really mess you up.
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1/10
I'm not sure if English has got a suitable word for this movie...
JasonMeadow28 January 2013
I watched this terrible movie when I went on holiday, and yes you are right, it ruined my holiday. I can't get back those minutes...

I think Sahan Gokbakar isn't a comedian and he isn't a director or a scenarist. He tries -and tried- to take advantage of reflexive and "adhoc" humor understanding of Turkish people. However Turkish humor tradition has been evolving gradually for a long time. I hope those who make this kind of movies (movie-like things) by taking advantage of intellectual gaps in Turkey will be come to an end some day.

The long and short of it, people have to find a way which enable them to reject the thieves (yes i think they must be called like this) and create a mental revolution.

I didn't laugh, I didn't smile and I didn't like it. I couldn't even hate it. It's rubbish.
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1/10
What a waste of money and time.
sessizmod26 January 2013
I watched the movie yesterday at cinema. My hopes weren't that high but still i was expecting something funny. The movie tells the relationship between a man ( Celal ) and a woman who always fight and they break up, and the things happen. The trailer wasn't that bad but if you are expecting more, don't watch it. The film may make smile teenagers under 16 but again it has many swears for them to watch. Actually I laughed at actor's earlier movies but he always kept giving people the same, so I gave up on that one, a couple of friends asked me if i would suggest them that movie but i wouldn't.

To me, it's very childish and doesn't make sense. But again, we can not argue about tastes..
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1/10
one word is "disaster"
berkay121230 January 2013
there is only one word to say and that is "disaster", It is such a film that a regular you-tube video is much more better. let me say, it also contains discriminative words. If someone forced me to select whether you watch this film or I kill myself, I would never think twice. The only good thing about this film is credit screen which is actually not good but it is useful for the ones who are very very bored. Even "Zıpçıktı" which is a remake of "Problem Child" is better film than this. I cannot find further words. But if you have free 2 hours, try to sleep. This film's director is not an understandable man because if I were a director, I would never shot such ridiculous film. However; it is also interesting that Turkish people like such films. Recep İvedik, starring Şahan Gökbakar, is also the most sh*tty film you have ever seen. It is not different. Thank you to read. I think it is enough.
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1/10
Do you think Recep Ivedik is the worst comedy ever, think again..
mischtylerdurden27 January 2013
When the trailer was shown before Hobbit a month ago, it took me 1 hour until my brain recovered from the effect I found myself looking at Cate Blanchett. The movie itself was made poorly, the actors were like they were performing a 4th grade musical and the Gokbakar family (director and the lead actor) added another movie to their Ed Wood collection. Oh actually I think I laughed more in any of the Ed Wood movies. They took the most cliché subjects of Hollywood romantic-comedies and added all "stomach enemy" sides of the comedy including spitting, vomit and yes, the biggest star, farting.

Is there anything else to do rather than going to theater for Celal and Ceren? Yes, basically, everything
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7/10
What happens in Aksaray, (does not) stay in Aksaray
mkaral2 April 2013
First of all, forget about the extremely low rating on IMDb, which was the result of mass rating rush organized by some Turkish internet user groups. The movie is not bad at all, for sure better than Sahan's renowned Recep Ivedik saga. Acting is good, humour is balanced. Yes there are bad jokes for that you are blessed with some very good ones. Be ready for regular obscenities, male street jargon and situational comedy.

The movie follows a storyline akin to Hangover, yet what happens in Aksaray does not stay in Aksaray just at the beginning of the movie. Afterwards, we watch lead actor Celal's self discovery within the realm of love, jealousy and profligacy and desperate chase after her fiancé Ceren. As a matter of fact, the story is universal.

Occasionally, you feel like watching a shameless episode of The Benny Hill Show, where several short scenes are articulated without considering the overall coherence of the movie. Nevertheless, it is a funny movie with a plausible story.
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1/10
The movie was terrible
cemocemo28 January 2013
Let me first summarize the terrible story: Celal, who dreams of achieving happiness as a ladies' man and charmer, soon gets into difficulties and suffers misfortune. Back when Celal was in a relationship, he was jealous of the life of a bachelor. Now he has to face the bitter recognition that this isn't what he wanted and pulls out all the stops to try to get his Ceren back. None of the women he meets have what Ceren had. But he doesn't appreciate her value until she is gone and then pursues her relentlessly. But it's all too late for Ceren. Her heart is broken and won't mend. But Celal refuses to give up, because "everyone has a Ceren"

Now, here are my personal comments: I did not like the movie, I paid 17 TL for nothing. I had much higher expectations from this movie. There was high profanity in the movie, which makes me think that the movie was for men only. Furthermore, the sexual jokes start to get boring after a while; and men are reflected totally wrong in the movie. An additional comment about the jokes is that the sexual jokes are also irritating and they slowly start to mask the story. My final words are that the movie was so horrible that I had to leave in the break. Basically a waste of money, boring, awful and low quality. I don't think that this movie will get much more attention and viewer count. DO NOT GO TO THIS MOVIE, YOU WILL REGRET IT !!!
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10/10
Producers of this film should just quit business.
atilkaan9531 January 2013
Without a other thing to watch in theaters , I almost obligatorily watched it. First of all ; It's comedy movie , IMDb says so. But it's... how to put it right... The film does not contain any jokes , film itself is a joke. It's one of a few rare movies that does not even make my mouth move a bit. Well , actually it's only one. Shallow from start to end , exaggerated acting , combined with worlds most cliché script ever , signaling you they were aiming for bottom 100's hall of honor.

Watch it if you are looking for ways to waste your money. You know what , don't even watch it , just buy the movie ticket and don't show up.
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7/10
A movie attacked by a teenage dictionary community.
umutcancaglar8 October 2021
A movie attacked by a teenage dictionary community. This film actually really good.
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1/10
really bad
aqsawca29 January 2013
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its really bad. it is the worst film i have ever seen. if i was the producer i would be ashame to make this film. they are really making fun of us. i went to this film with my girlfriend. my purpose was enjoying together but we are bored and fight. i think Şahan Gökbakar is responsible from this fight. the film doesn't have a subject. randomly swearing is not funny. swearing is not a joke. Şahan Gökbakar has to understand this we are in the 21st century and we saw many films. we need creative projects. this film contains only boring dialogues and swearing. there is no action no love or anything. the cast was unsuccessful too. i think primary school students can make better movies. i think we need a court to decide which film to release. if you have a really enjoying life and you want to be bored go and watch this movie.
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1/10
very bad!
thebozkurt27 January 2013
It's one of the worst films of the recent years! This guy, Sahan, must thanks God that he lives in Turkey (with 80 millions people) and the main social and cultural activity (or lets say only) in Turkish society is to go to cinema! Otherwise, nobody could take this guys films serious and watch! About the film, it's mainly about two lovers story and it's just a so called comedy film that is based on adventures of those two lovers. The guys tries to use traditional low level humor to attract the audience's attention. Other than 1-2 good jokes and humor, the whole script is based on humor and jokes below the average quality. There is not a strong story and script. If you don't have anything to do and if you are bored and more importantly if you have 5 euros to waste, then you can go and watch this movie.
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1/10
This movie makes Ben Stiller movies a sight for sore eyes
RecklessTurtle31 January 2013
The movie tells the story of an ugly, chubby womanizer tricking a lovely girl to marry him. Half the movie is a cheap rip-off of the Hangover, the remaining half makes cheesy Hollywood comedies a sight for sore eyes. If you are not from Turkey, you might think "spitting" is a very fun act in Turkish culture because in the movie, the main lead actor spits at every opportunity. The producer must think that this would please the audience. On top of that, Mr. Gokbakar, can not act in scenes where he must be upset and angry. Without the makeup of the previous movies (namely Recep Ivedik series), it is obvious that emotionally difficult scenes is not really his cup of tea.

Overall, this movie is just a waste of time. Not even worth of renting or streaming. Hell, I wouldn't even recommend it to a pirate for downloading :)
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1/10
Very possibly the worst movie I have ever seen
emre_duncan27 January 2013
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I don't even know where to begin. Just watching this movie all the way to the end was painful. This film have lots of Turkish sw3ar. And also, some scenes are show similarly with hangover. what a waste of time! I guess there was one remarkable line in the whole movie... if I only could remember it... I got to watch this movie in a sneak-preview... well... you have to watch 10 movies there to get a single good one but this movie was even far below average... Some movies are just made to prove that you can even earn some money with nothing... sad for those talented ones among the movie-makers... save the admission and spend it on a movie that deserves your money... hm... so I'm really supposed to write more about such a movie? come on, it does not deserve it... still not enough lines? well... be fair: you can't judge the acting-skills of anyone by watching such a movie: there is simply nothing in it to be judged...

I wish, I'd not watched this film. Its all b0ll0cs.I strongly recommend that anyone considering seeing this movie should NOT see it instead. It's too bad the vote system won't accept votes lower than 1.
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1/10
miserable ghoulish movie
akyildiz-ahmet30 January 2013
sahan finally tracks down the portly actor, but in the process he finds himself gholulish life style indeed. Short on ideas, he interprets the movie's here's only one way out to be a popular use abusive language..sex,sex,sex! it's just not bad in the ways he used to. movie laid out anti-social behaviour does not constitute incompetence acts as such,but it still contributes to a marked decline in inequality of life both for communities and individuals and creates a climate of illiberal and intimidation which is the perfect breeding like sahan and its ground for the cheap laughing ıf you demand..

Words are great, but sahan is a lesson they'll never forget! Because they'll be laugh! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh - I mean - mmm, yes, quite. lets smile guys' this is sahan..
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1/10
absolutely lose of time
sextusemprikus29 January 2013
i heard this movie on a dictionary forum. and i saw some good criticize about it. and i took my girlfriend and i said let's go honey.we went to city cinema. a small one. then film started. at the 15. minute my girlfriend vomited.at the 30. minute i vomited. in the half break we went back home. he is not a comedian. but i am afraid that he should do a suicide after read my criticize. i'm still vomiting at home. my point to you is 9 buddy. no no just kidding. it'S ''1'' buddy.you must eat many ovens full with breads. or another say, you must eat many many bakery breads. you Turkish guys, you understand it. i know you understand this criticize. i'm a beginner on criticize.
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6/10
Turkish people love this kind of rocket comedy!
emin-salim30 March 2013
The Movie content is like a big pizza - "Romeo and Juliet" + "Hangover" + scenes from EuroTrip + You Tube prank videos. So if you love those movies above, you definitely need to watch this movie. Ah, I just forget Russian girls, belly dancers and rocket shots :)

Let's get serious now. Modern a girl & boy story with an happy end. The start is just perfect with little innocent pranks between them, which pranks we often watch on You Tube. I was rofling on many scenes with great catch phrases. Just use those words in your real life against a girl/boy and you will understand what I mean :)

Enjoy your life, enjoy this movie.It is just another classic comedy movie from Sahan Gokbakar. The Movie just fits to my expectations. The real movie rating must be between 5-6.
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1/10
This film takes your soul
polysemus30 January 2013
I watched this film two days before. I wish i hadn't watched it.

it says that it is a comedy film but when the break time i made myself get out from the cinema saloon with crying. And this was the only film that I can not finish and get out.

After the film Now i am not old me. everything changed. I look to world on a different perspective. i started to look emptiness. i started to eat less. i started to lose my soul. Sometimes I cry behind the door and ask myself: "what did i do my brain?".

The think that i can just say: Don't watch it... Or nothing will be the same again!
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10/10
One the best
fidan25524 March 2022
This is the funniest movie i have ever watched. I cant wait to watch the second one. All the jokes were so funny.i cant stop laughing. Sahan really did great in this movie.i recommend this movie to everyone Thanks Sahan.
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7/10
It is not bad, Could be better
royalhasan1 April 2013
I just watched it, and frankly say i liked it,

Previously i watch one series from same actor/writer call Recep Ivedik,wasn't good at all, but this one much better and funny,

If you watching funny movie, you don't expecting strong story. And you don't need check all details and figures.

If you laugh and enjoy, thats fine. Celal ile Ceren brought fun.

I read other review about this movie, i am sure most of all not watched yet.

I recommend to watch if you have free time for fun.

cheers
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1/10
Your eyes and ears will BLEED!
sangokudbgt31 January 2013
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Some films are so bad, they're good. Meaning "fun" or "entertaining" or at least "interesting"... But few films can claim to be so dreadful, you actually feel physical pain while viewing them. So bad are these damned few that you don't experience them or watch them: you "endure" them. This is the mother of all such films!

"Celal ile Ceren" is without a doubt the most inept and atrociously awful film ever made. Its poorness is so extreme that of itself it is the film's strongest selling emphasis. The script is non-existent, the acting makes Steven Seagal look like a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company and the editing could have less horrendously botched by a blind Eskimo with no arms. It is also painfully slow. this film makes its approximately 70 minute running time and make you feel like you've aged ten years. That's what makes a film truly bad: the fact that despite its overbearing weaknesses it isn't even entertaining!

Many people will look back at the 00's and think, with obvious resentment for today's cinematic output, that "they don't make them like this anymore!". Watching "Celal..." would cure any breed of hardcore nostalgia.

In the end I can not advise against this strongly enough. This is for the sadist in you. Any other part of your person can only feel pained or offended by such extreme trash!
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1/10
I have a pain in my brain.
aiko190531 January 2013
I have accidentally watched the movie with my friends. In Turkey, movies are separated 2 parts in the cinemas and we have 10 minutes break. Painfully we left the movie end of the first half and nobody wanted to speak in our group when we were walking to our home.

After a couple of minutes I asked " Did we watch a Greek movie or a rubbish Turkish movie?". My friends said "it was a Turkish movie bro.. ". Only the silence can explain our feeling at that time.

We waste our money and free time. It was completely embarrassing movie for Turkish movies industry. This movie should teach on art schools as "How you shouldn't shoot a movie" I think.

I am sure this movie will win the golden kebab award this year.
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1/10
You can make better than this with a 1mp CMOS camera
ahmetnas-577-85193931 January 2013
I felt very sorry for the all pixels that have a role in visualization of this awful movie and for the all light wave and particles. On the other hand, used ATP energies and calories, wasted time clicks and increased entropy to perform that nuclear leak. It is the worst till the much worse one.

As Einstein emphasized, the time is completely relative. When having a sex with a hot girl, its speed converges to infinite, but while watching that "movie"!!! it is not slow, almost zero.

Please don't pay any money for this film. As an easy way, you can buy a knife and stab it to heart of the cinema.
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