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1/10
Have to be honest, I did not make it past 16:16 minutes
song_of_rainbow18 January 2024
Close to the very starts a sizeable woman takes her top off and plops to the shower, followed by some clouds. What? We find out there is a crash and the tv anouncer tells us the US military is going to an island infested by dinos, with a nothing to see here attitude, This is followed by another sizeable woman walking around in a forest. She says something I can't make out. (Let me quote my brain: "what the heck".) Sees the dinos, stays as cool as it gets. I like campy horror movies but this is goes beyond to stupid. Loved Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Bloob, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Rocky Horror Picture Show the ORIGINAL (had a crush on the Sweet Transvestite,) I actually ordered it from the UK, before it was even available in the US. (Very Pricey.) This movie is NOT campey, it is plain stupid. If you are into big boobs, go for it.
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1/10
Haha!
guy_rodney20 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers
So I was scrolling through Tubi and I came across this jewel of a movie. Unfortunately, the jewel is a cubic zirconia. Awkward nude sunbathing and showering scenes (though the view is quite nice), and an even more awkward masturbation scene. The scenery goes from lush green to prehistoric brown between shots, the CGI is horrible, the acting is horrible, and the dialogue (the little that there is) is just bad. And the dinosaur kills are laughable. Laugh out loud laughable. I don't know if this movie was meant to be taken seriously, or if it was meant to be taken as a joke. If it's the latter, mission accomplished. Someone call up MST3K quick!
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10/10
Prehistoric Predators
klaatut21 January 2024
I watched this movie and I don't Know what movie the first reviewer watched But there were no big boobies in this movie just flat saggy ones . Their bellies hung over the bikinis they wore. And one redhead looks as if she has skin cancer. I think the first naked chick was paid in screen time.

As much walking as she's doing she should be shedding those pounds The beginning of the movie looks as if it should be on pornhub. A bad homemade porn shot I think the producers gave some of the parts of this movie to their moms or grandmas.

I can hear the director give stage directions to the actors on what to do that's really weird They did use stock footage of people walking and of the creatures that are on the island It abruptly ends with no action whatsoever.

The actors used their own clothes to make this movie and the script was written by AI Tubi must be really need bad movies to run.

Avoid this movie I rate it a 10 out of a billion don't waste your time I fast forwarded it to get out of this movie.
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7/10
A gloriously cheesy effort that won't work for everyone
kannibalcorpsegrinder26 January 2024
After a plane crashes on a remote island, a government agent is called into action to rescue the survivors when it's discovered the area is crawling with dinosaurs, but when she learns that the creatures have already killed and eaten the survivors must race against time to get off the island.

Overall, there's quite a lot to like here as a cheap, cheesy throwback. The main setup on display featuring her traveling through the wilderness of the jungle island setting where the intercut storylines of the random survivors walking through the same wilderness trying to get to safety before being pounced upon by the dinosaurs make for a generally cheesy if still workable setup here. The obvious nature of the stock footage featuring the random, unnamed characters walking through the forest and encountering the cheesily animated dinosaurs that come upon all manner of familiar issues for their involvement in the sequence still manages to keep this one flowing along nicely to counteract the admittedly-humorous if still obviously padded time where the agent's hysterical commentary on the nature of the mission and her lack of success so that it never feels excruciatingly long. They're included just enough so that there's enough variety in the presentation and storyline to work here even if the agents' scenes do come about as a repetitive setup overall. As mentioned, the setup here works nicely and allows for a solid series of confrontations where the cheesy attacks spice things up just enough to balance out the endless wandering around making goofy quips or running commentary on the situation. That's enjoyable enough, and it's all capped off by the ludicrously cheap special effects that may or may not work for some but still provide the kind of goofy enhancement on the situation. So obviously CGI models of creatures are repeated throughout here to bump up the running time, there's all sorts of obvious issues that take place throughout here for viewers to get turned off by, including size discrepancies in shots, changing dimensions between scenes, unnatural or exaggerated movements, or just unrealistic conception that give themselves away at every opportunity that still feels natural and intended from the very start due to the inclusion of so many shots in the film. They may not be for everyone in the truest sense but they're all enough to make this a fun B-movie in the right mindset.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Nudity, and Graphic Language.
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