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3/10
Ultimate Bad-movie
Here's a movie that's the ultimate B-Movie. I have seen a lot of Syfy Channel trash, but at least it had a little bit of a plot! This movie had no plot what-so-ever, horrible acting, and trashy, no good dialogue. The movie starts off quite firmly, with a view of mountains, then switches to a documentary-maker watching stupid videos about Bigfoot. OK. Then, he meets up with someone who wants to save this huge area of forest by proving there's a Bigfoot there. Here's where it gets stupid. From that point in the movie on, the movie gets worse. And then, the entertainment value is like 0% big time. There's no gore, there is a chase scene, but even that is dumb. Then, the documentary-maker is knocked out and, as it seems, taken to heaven. This movie wasn't shown on the Syfy channel, and probably never will.
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1/10
Absolutely awful beyond belief.
StyreneDude11 July 2015
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This has to be the absolute worst film about Bigfoot ever made, and believe me...I've seen some stinkers. This isn't even in the "so bad it's good" category. A skeptical documentary filmmaker (recently widowed) is convinced to go on a Bigfoot expedition with a woman who reminds him of his dead wife, an eyewitness, and another skeptic. Ninety percent of the film focuses on the widowed filmmaker daydreaming about his dead wife and son, and falling for the woman hiker as they wander around the forest looking for Bigfoot. The "acting" done by the main character, who is also the film's writer, is slightly below high school play level. The rest of the cast isn't much better. In fact, the entire affair has the production values of a public access TV commercial. Scene after horrible scene is accompanied by sad folk music montages that make you want to gouge your eardrums out with a fork. About an hour into the movie, the lead character wanders off and eventually encounters Bigfoot, accomplished by means of a cheap store bought costume. Seriously. This outfit looks like they spent about fifty bucks on it. Our hero is scared by his encounter and runs away, stumbles and falls down like a damsel in distress, and manages to get hurt. Then Bigfoot shows up again and takes our wounded delirious hero to heaven so he can visit his dead wife and the three of them have coffee together. No, I am not making this up. I wish I was. I can't believe I spent ten dollars on this DVD. Don't waste your time or money on this ultra-bomb.
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