I'm writing this review after viewing this short film, which is a pretty standard, average time to write a film review. Guess what's not standard or average, but in fact far exceeds all standards and averages. Well, yes, whatever you're thinking does, but pull your head out of your bum! This is a review for *Lifted*, so obviously the most relevant answer to that is, you guessed it, Lifted. In other words, Lifted is an excellent film.
"Well, gee," you might say, "What is this movie... uh... Lifterd? Is that what it's called?"
It's Lifted, idiot. And it's got more greatness in a single frame of it's ten minute running time than you have ever achieved in your pathetic life. You're the lifturd. This movie is flippin awesome.
That's not to say it's a perfect film. It has its flaws (though fewer flaws than the overrated 2001: A Space Odyssey. Monkeys? Monoliths? Please.) My one complaint is that it they could have made it a little bit more brown overall. I like it when movies are brown.
Anyway, stop wasting your time on taxes, quit your job, break up with your significant other, do whatever it takes to watch this film immediately.
"Well, gee," you might say, "What is this movie... uh... Lifterd? Is that what it's called?"
It's Lifted, idiot. And it's got more greatness in a single frame of it's ten minute running time than you have ever achieved in your pathetic life. You're the lifturd. This movie is flippin awesome.
That's not to say it's a perfect film. It has its flaws (though fewer flaws than the overrated 2001: A Space Odyssey. Monkeys? Monoliths? Please.) My one complaint is that it they could have made it a little bit more brown overall. I like it when movies are brown.
Anyway, stop wasting your time on taxes, quit your job, break up with your significant other, do whatever it takes to watch this film immediately.