The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dad Behavior (2016)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Squeaky Voiced Teen
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Quotes
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Grampa Simpson : What are you doing here? It's not pudding day.
Homer Simpson : My own son doesn't like me.
Grampa Simpson : So you've come to apologize for the way you've treated me all these years.
Homer Simpson : I'd visit you more often if I haven't put you in such a depressing place.
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Grampa Simpson : Before you judge me, look where my DNA leads.
Homer Simpson : [Tangled in the venetian blind cords] I'm okay.
Abraham Simpson's girlfriend : I think he's cute. Would he like to play with my keys?
Homer Simpson : I'm a normal adult man, and yes.
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Homer Simpson : [singing to Steely Dan's 'I'm a Fool to do Your Dirty Work'] I'm a fool to do my dirty work, oh yeah, I can hire all these dirty jerks for free, I ain't gonna do my dirty work no more, Gonna leave my socks and dirty shirts, on the floor.
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Grampa Simpson : Everyone's making whoopee and hanky panky. A few are even having sex.
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[Bart is eavesdropping on Homer and Milhouse]
Homer Simpson : Oh, I think the engine block pizza is done.
Bart Simpson : But car food was our thing!
Homer Simpson : Careful, it's hot.
Bart Simpson : He never warned me.
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Marge Simpson : Why don't you talk to your son? He's just at the other side of the wall.
Bart Simpson : Yeah, Homer! Get your fat ass in here!
Homer Simpson : See? On top of calling me Homer, he calls my buttocks ass.
Marge Simpson : I'm sure he learned it at school.
Homer Simpson : You bet your ass he did.