F Is for Family (TV Series)

Saturday Bloody Saturday (2015)

Haley Reinhart: Bill Murphy

Quotes 

• Frank Murphy : Bill, I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?

  Bill Murphy : Yep.

  Frank Murphy : Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?

  Bill Murphy : Sure, Dad.

  Frank Murphy : Good, 'cause then I will come right home, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall.

• Maureen Murphy : Daddy Bill flicked his cereal at me.

  Frank Murphy : Knock it off Bill

  Bill Murphy : She started it.

  Frank Murphy : Well, I started you, and I can end you. Be nice to your sister someday you'll be sleeping on her couch after your first divorce.

• Bill Murphy : Maureen! Maureen! Where are you?

  Maureen Murphy : [Maureen giggles] 

  [glass shatters] 

  Ben : Nice lets try this big fucker.

  [Referring to a big light bulb] 

  Ben : .

  Bill Murphy : Don't throw that! If she gets hurt my dad's gonna kill me!

  Maureen Murphy : I won't get hurt.

  [Annoyed] 

  Maureen Murphy : .

  Ben : It's okay, we's insulated.

  Maureen Murphy : I think I'm allergic to my pink pillow.

  Bill Murphy : This is stupid. Let's just play something where Maureen won't get hurt.