A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
The Wide Window: Part Two (2017)
Patrick Warburton: Lemony Snicket
Quotes
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Lemony Snicket : Of course, if you are allergic to a thing it is best not to put that thing in your mouth. Particularly if the thing is cats.
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Lemony Snicket : Everyone is allergic to something, whether it is gluten, injustice, dark chocolate, corruption, pollen, or common decency.
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Lemony Snicket : Can't be. When you lose someone important to you, 'it can't be's are often words that run through your saddened head. It can't be that I've lost someone so important. It can't be that I will never see them again. It can't be. It can't be. It can't be.
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Lemony Snicket : Of course, if you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
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Lemony Snicket : You probably know of a plant called the Venus flytrap, which grows in the tropics and in the apartments of certain lonely people. The top of the plant is shaped like an open mouth with toothlike spines around the edges. When a fly attracted to the smell of the flower lands on the Venus flytrap, the mouth of the plant begins to close, trapping the terrified fly, who slowly, slowly, slowly dissolves into nothing.
