A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Hostile Hospital: Part 2 (2018)

Patrick Warburton: Lemony Snicket

Quotes 

• Lemony Snicket : When you read an enormous number of books, you are going to learn a great deal of information that might not be useful for a long time. But then, suddenly, like a strike of lightning or a grand piano falling out of a window, an opportunity arises to use the information gleaned from even the most unlikely piece of reading.

• [last lines] 

  Lemony Snicket : I am alone this evening. I'm alone because of a cruel twist of fate, a phrase which means, "Nothing has gone the way I thought it would." I once was a content man with a comfortable home, a successful career, a woman that I loved very much, and an extremely reliable typewriter. But all those things are gone. All I have to remember those happy days is this tattoo on my ankle.

  Hal : [walking away from the smoldering building]  It's all gone. It's all gone.

  Lemony Snicket : Sometimes life feels like some dismal story presented as entertainment by a cruel and invisible mother. It isn't a pleasant way to feel. But what choice do we have?

• Lemony Snicket : Sometimes life feels like some dismal story presented as entertainment by some cruel and invisible author. It isn't a pleasant way to feel. But what choice do we have?