A wild, though repetitive, ride. The slowest episode of the series plot wise, though still some interesting moments. Way too dark though, like literally couldn't see a thing.
3 Reviews
Escape
Calicodreamin31 December 2021
No, No, Almond Powder With Your Allergies??? It Would Be A Nasty Way To Die.
wandernn1-81-68327413 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This one starts with....scumbag Lauren running through the trees. Oh is this a young escaping LAUREN? And someone on a motorcycle who happens to find her in the WOODS!
Meanwhile, the scumbag mayor and his sucker wife are having happy thoughts at home. While Scumbag Lauren and Nounours in the present are stuck in the CERUNOS RAVINE!.. Nice one there scumbag Lauren!!! And Nounours has been impaled by the roots he fell into. Maybe CERUNOS will heal him also!!!
Really at this point I would just like to see CERUNOS kill them both and be done with it. But I seldom get what I want!!!!
Frank is concerned because Ms. Garnier has slipped out of the ELDORADO on him without him knowing. And the SCUMBAG MAYOR he comes to Frank and tries to make a deal, that the scumbag MAYOR wants to help Frank now to take down BIG DADDY STEINER.
And Scumbag Lauren, she is trying to climb out of the CERUNOS RAVINE while NouNours lies at the bottom bleeding out. And Herrmann, he's back at the COP SHOP enjoying his time alone by having a few drinks.
So Scumbag Lauren she almost climbs out of the CERUNOS RAVINE, but at the top she can hear CERUNOS moving around up there and she falls again from the very top. Now that's a long fall no one could have survived of course except Scumbag Lauren. Did she fall onto a bed of moss again?? Of course Nounours he fells into a pile of branches and got impaled, but not scumbag Lauren. That bed of moss was just down there waiting for her. Oh but when she wakes up she's chained up again! Just like she was 20 years ago. Oh and Wait, her FINGERS are back. What is this a dream???
She's in the Ravine, and she hears a voice. Someone else is down there with her. Sylvane, he says his name is. Haha, Scumbag Lauren asks Sylvane what year it is, and the answer is 1996. Apparently scumbag Lauren has stumbled back into her own memory. And thn she sees, A STAG. THE STAG , EVERYTHING is about the Stag.
+1 Star for the scene with the STAG.....
And Scumbag Lauren she knows what she needs to do to get away. She's got to cut off her fingers. Then she can slip the chains!!!! Ahh but she awakens, back in the ravine again with NouNours on the bed of moss she landed on. Her fingers are again gone.
So Frank and BIG DADDY STEINER are both looking for Ms. Daphine Garnier, who has mysteriously vanished from the area. LOL .. Frank runs back into her in her room at the ELDORADO, and Daphine tells Frank she is leaving. Two big show moments happen here. Frank smashes his San Diego snowglobe!!! Oh no! And then he goes down into the bar and starts madly eating the ALMOND CAKE! RIGHT in front of Sabine and Hermann and the fruity Firefighter dude. And Frank has his allergic reaction right there and keels over!!!
+1 STAR for CRAZY FRANK!!!!!
So back in the RAVINE, Nounours is telling scumbag Lauren that she needs to escape. This is just mere moments after she just tumbled from the top of the Ravine trying to do that exact thing. Well that's just dumb isn't it???
+1 Star for NouNours lament about Scumbag Lauren needs to escape....
Wait now, is that the STAG that Lauren hears now? Is the STAG now going to lead scumbag Lauren to some previously unexposed path out of the RAVINE??? is it CERUNOS himself that is leading her OUT OF THE RAVINE????
And at the end of this episode, SCUMBAG MAYOR again runs into SCUMBAG Lauren as she escapes onto the Road while he is driving down it, away from his WIFE yet again.
Certain aspects of this ep. I liked. 8/10
Meanwhile, the scumbag mayor and his sucker wife are having happy thoughts at home. While Scumbag Lauren and Nounours in the present are stuck in the CERUNOS RAVINE!.. Nice one there scumbag Lauren!!! And Nounours has been impaled by the roots he fell into. Maybe CERUNOS will heal him also!!!
Really at this point I would just like to see CERUNOS kill them both and be done with it. But I seldom get what I want!!!!
Frank is concerned because Ms. Garnier has slipped out of the ELDORADO on him without him knowing. And the SCUMBAG MAYOR he comes to Frank and tries to make a deal, that the scumbag MAYOR wants to help Frank now to take down BIG DADDY STEINER.
And Scumbag Lauren, she is trying to climb out of the CERUNOS RAVINE while NouNours lies at the bottom bleeding out. And Herrmann, he's back at the COP SHOP enjoying his time alone by having a few drinks.
So Scumbag Lauren she almost climbs out of the CERUNOS RAVINE, but at the top she can hear CERUNOS moving around up there and she falls again from the very top. Now that's a long fall no one could have survived of course except Scumbag Lauren. Did she fall onto a bed of moss again?? Of course Nounours he fells into a pile of branches and got impaled, but not scumbag Lauren. That bed of moss was just down there waiting for her. Oh but when she wakes up she's chained up again! Just like she was 20 years ago. Oh and Wait, her FINGERS are back. What is this a dream???
She's in the Ravine, and she hears a voice. Someone else is down there with her. Sylvane, he says his name is. Haha, Scumbag Lauren asks Sylvane what year it is, and the answer is 1996. Apparently scumbag Lauren has stumbled back into her own memory. And thn she sees, A STAG. THE STAG , EVERYTHING is about the Stag.
+1 Star for the scene with the STAG.....
And Scumbag Lauren she knows what she needs to do to get away. She's got to cut off her fingers. Then she can slip the chains!!!! Ahh but she awakens, back in the ravine again with NouNours on the bed of moss she landed on. Her fingers are again gone.
So Frank and BIG DADDY STEINER are both looking for Ms. Daphine Garnier, who has mysteriously vanished from the area. LOL .. Frank runs back into her in her room at the ELDORADO, and Daphine tells Frank she is leaving. Two big show moments happen here. Frank smashes his San Diego snowglobe!!! Oh no! And then he goes down into the bar and starts madly eating the ALMOND CAKE! RIGHT in front of Sabine and Hermann and the fruity Firefighter dude. And Frank has his allergic reaction right there and keels over!!!
+1 STAR for CRAZY FRANK!!!!!
So back in the RAVINE, Nounours is telling scumbag Lauren that she needs to escape. This is just mere moments after she just tumbled from the top of the Ravine trying to do that exact thing. Well that's just dumb isn't it???
+1 Star for NouNours lament about Scumbag Lauren needs to escape....
Wait now, is that the STAG that Lauren hears now? Is the STAG now going to lead scumbag Lauren to some previously unexposed path out of the RAVINE??? is it CERUNOS himself that is leading her OUT OF THE RAVINE????
And at the end of this episode, SCUMBAG MAYOR again runs into SCUMBAG Lauren as she escapes onto the Road while he is driving down it, away from his WIFE yet again.
Certain aspects of this ep. I liked. 8/10
A waste of an episode
ReviewOne21 March 2022
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