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Maricela (1986 TV Movie)
1/10
Terrible
5 May 2003
I was forced to watch this movie as well.

It is horrible!

Partly the reason it is so bad is maybe because it is really cheesy (its from the 80's). The dialogue is lame, the characters are unrealistic, and i really didn't care about Maricela at all. (acting stinks also)

Plus it was really cliche! How many times have we seen the ol' "she is alone and sad so she sits by herself at lunch" routine.

Anyway, do not see this movie on your own free will!
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2/10
Ehhh...
14 December 2002
Warning: Spoilers
When I popped the movie into my DVD player, I wasn't expecting much. Yes, I knew it was gonna be a pretty bad movie, but I wanted brainless fun. It started about pretty good, catchy music, good camera work, but then it just started to stink. I couldn't tell what the movie wanted to be! Was it horror/suspense, comedy, love, a spoof,? Basically, It was one of the biggest messes of a film that I have ever seen.

The story (if that) was okay, a small town being taken over by giant spiders, it had the potential to be a fun movie. But everything got ruined! Lame jokes, pitiful acting, annoying characters, the list is endless. They even made the spiders have little voices, like the gremlins, for gosh sakes! This may be a spoiler, but not really.

*****SPOILER******* Mostly everyone and everything dies! The first few times it was entertaining, but then it just got sooooo redundant, I could have fast forwarded without missing anything! I mean, who wants to see animals and humans getting killed by spiders every five minutes? ******************

I know the movie was not taking itself seriously, and I know the producers of it probably don't want anyone thinking about it too much, but still, I can't stand it when so much money is spent on useless trash that could have helped starving children! Thanks for reading my comment, I'm done. Overall Grade: 2 (I am against giving movies a '1', because I don't think there is a movie where every single thing about it is bad, but this came really close!)
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Shanghai Noon (2000)
9/10
I was surprised!
8 June 2000
Wow! I sure was amazed at how good this movie is! I thought it would be a little boring and the jokes would be lame! I was wrong! The action is great (of course it is, it's Jackie Chan!) it is hilarious and entertaining. The historical facts are all correct and interesting how they fit into the story!

I thought in a way it is much like Rush Hour where East meets West. It is much like that but a lot more entertaining. One of my favorite jokes was how Jackie's name is Chon Wang! (John Wayne!) If u have not seen this movie see it!! U will be surprised! 9/10
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Scream (1996)
10/10
AMAZING!
21 May 2000
I was not a fan of the horror genre before I saw this movie. It blew me away. Honestly, I thought horror was stupid and really did not have any story, just a bunch of people getting killed. Yes, I know that that is stearotyping. Scream is different. I was amazed at Kevin Williamson's masterpiece. It is very intelligent!

Scream is about a group of kids that get terrorized by an unknown masked killer. It will keep you guessing who the killer is until the end!

After Scream I became a horror movie fanatic! If you liked this, I reccomend Haloween, and A Nightmare on Elm Street, which is also directed by Craven.

If you have not seen Scream, RENT IT!! See if you can get past the first 10 minutes!!!
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Madhouse (1990)
Mediocre
21 May 2000
Madhouse is a movie that you will watch one time and be through with it. Yes, parts of it are very funny, but over all, it is not such a great movie.

Mark and Jessie Bannister are a couple that buy a new home. They have great jobs, loving marriage, and are successful. When relatives come to visit, it all changes from there. Pretty soon there are over eight houseguests and Mark and Jesse's life get turned upside down.

If you want to see this movie, see it on t.v., don't rent it. 4/10
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Frequency (2000)
9/10
If u liked the sixth sense, you will like this!
15 May 2000
Wow! I was amazed by this movie! It appears as a mushy, boring movie that goes nowhere. TRUST ME ITS NOT!!!!!!! Like the sixth sense it leaves u thinking while the movie is over. There are some plot holes but they are better left unanswered. Hoblit is wonderful at directing this spectacular movie! I suggest you go see it! I give it a 9!
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PATHETIC!!!!
15 May 2000
WHY OH, WHY did they have to make a sequel!!!!!WHY!!!! The first one was ok but the second one is HORRIBLE! The graphics stink. the one and only good thing about this movie is that it is So much fun to make fun of! I am not even going into detail about this horrendous movie! I feel bad for who ever composed the catchy music! WHy was it used for this crap? DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE, U WILL BE WASTING YOUR TIME!
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Hello, Dolly! (1969)
10/10
An excellant, fun, funny, Musical!!
19 March 2000
This is a great movie! It has excellent singing and dancing! Gene Kelly does an excellent job at directing. Hello dolly is about a matchmaker named Dolly Levi, played by Barbara Streisand who somehow gets everything her way. Now don't start thinking Dolly is a spoiled brat or anything because she is not! :) She does everything very cleverly. I never cared much for Streisand until I saw this movie. She saves the movie from flopping. As she says in the movie, "just leave everything to me!!" Overall, if you haven't seen this movie and you like musicals SEE IT!!!!
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