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Skyscraper (2018)
1/10
'Fun' 'I had a blast' and 'escapism' mean it's a terrible movie, folks
29 May 2019
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Oh DJ. What you need to do is hire some people who will tell you the truth and the truth is your movie choices are the worst. What is the point of making your character an amputee if he can climb, what...50/60/70 (I'm being generous here, it was probably like 100) floors in the space of a few minutes without breaking sweat and without even being tired at the top and in fact once getting to the top running and jumping across to another building without hesitation or the effects of scaling such a height. Making the character an amputee is pandering of the highest order. Balls as usual DJ.
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Rampage (2018)
1/10
Oh Dear...
29 May 2019
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Usual review for a terrible DJ movie is 'escapism' or 'fun' or 'I had a blast watching this' Come on people, most of his movies are the worst. I can't remember much about the movie tbh however DJ's character gets shot, yet in the next scene, he's running and gunning having suffered no effects from the gunshot wound. I'm sure there was a dab of blood on his shirt near the wound. I've bitten my finger nail too far and lost more blood than he did after being shot. Also the Ape can give the finger.
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The Worst Movie of the Decade
28 May 2019
The Worst Movie of the Decade. And not in a good way. At some point during the movie a white ball thing turns up and starts talking to the characters. Not only is this ball, alien technology but happens to speak perfect English and in a female's voice. Aren't we lucky that of the two alien species who 'make contact' one speaks English. To be honest I can't remember much more about this movie apart from a dodgy looking 'desert' set. DO NOT WATCH.
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Baywatch (2017)
1/10
Goodwill towards DJ just covering up the fact most of his movies are balls
22 May 2019
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Probably one of the worst movies I've seen (actually I've tried to watch it twice and given up at the 'boat fire scene.' Oh, did I not say SPOILERS????!!! Well, I'm doing you a favour, cos watching this movie will spoil your day. DJ, you obviously have a lot of pull in the movie biz and everyone likes you cos you're obviously a good guy. But you don't make good movies. There was potential at the beginning. Please do something that isn't instantly discardable (is this even a word?) Time to surround yourself with folk who will tell you when something is balls.
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