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Pirates of Treasure Island (2006)
Poke your eye with a plastic fork instead
29 July 2006 - 4 out of 7 users found this review helpful.
This movie has nothing to do with Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island. Poorly put together with a terrible cast, and awful dialog. The actors can't even deliver a line with french accent.
Lance has come a long way from being "brilliant" in Aliens. The people behind this load of poop had to be kidding. Too bad there are no funny lines in it.
This is a plastic-bag with the label "Instant pirates, just add crap" This movie just hurts. Nothing more to say but to add this quote...
"Patience my dear, we're going to an island. I'm sure there be plenty of bitches for all of us"
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