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1/10
One of the two movies.
2 February 2004
This movie was an excuse for Jay-z to claim he had something to do with the production of a a movie. This was one of the two movies I have ever seen that I couldn't finish it was too horrible. After seeing it, I asked someone to explain it to me, so here is what I gather. This Beans character is very down on his luck man, and would like to change this. He then starts out a gang called "ABM" which was later explained to me to mean "All aBout Money" why it wouldn't be AAM is just just depressing. Then he beats people up, and seems to be quite the hate filled individual. Then Jay Z shows up in a car for some reason then the movie was over.
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Harsh Realm: Pilot (1999)
Season 1, Episode 1
10/10
Great.
28 October 2003
I loved this show, personally. However, it never caught on. And now, I'll never know what happens next. The tv show rocked. I thought it was one of the better shows FOX decided to give a whirl. In fact, I'd say its much better then the garbage they try to unload now (A show called 24 comes to mind). The premise was pretty cool. If i remember correctly, Hobbes is put into a computer/alternate reality (to test out a new training simulation) and is stuck in. The real reason he was put in is to get rid of this guy, Santiago, who is controlling the sim. Note: The song Climbatize by Prodigy is played numerous times.
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Fargo (1996)
10/10
Underrated. Not for all but for the some, a great movie.
29 November 2002
This movie definitely was worthy of the top movies of 20th century. The movie isnt a complete comedy but the humor behind it is only funny because of my rather twisted sense of comedy. The matter of factualness of people to what is going on and the overall plot made for a good movie. This movie makes my top 10 list. Unfortunately it isn't easily availible on DVD :(. The most memorable line in this movie is also my favorite line of all time "I assume that's your accomplice in the wood chipper"
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1/10
An offer you can refuse
25 July 2002
Warning: Spoilers
(May Contain spoilers)

Even though, I loved the godfather movies, I have to say this movie

stunk. Usually sequels are very dry and very annoying and this is a perfect example of why not to make a part 3 of a movie. (Here's where I get into detail. May contain possible spoilers)

First off, is the love scenes between the cousins. I really believe that incest is icky so I couldn't sympathize for the characters at all when they said they were "In love." The acting Pachino was a good as ever, but you can only do so much for a plot that stinks.

The ending, I thought was good because I really didn't want to see Pachino's daughter getting hooked up with her cousin because of reasons stated before.

As stated before, this part is an offer you can refuse.
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Harsh Realm (1999–2000)
Great TV show. Shouldn't have been taken off.
13 May 2002
The show is about a guy named Hobbes who is put into a sort of alternate reality (like the matrix, but knowingly). Hobbes wants to get out of this alternate reality and the only way is to kill a guy called Santiago. Chris Carter's (creator of the x-files) directing makes the show very good and have a great plot and acting. Another cool thing is the constant use of the song "Climbatize" by prodigy. Overall a great plot and very well made show. Was one of those summer shows on fox that was really good but never made it.
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Catch-22 (1970)
Great Movie. A movie in the rare genre of war comedy.
1 May 2002
Catch 22 takes place during World war 2 when the USA is in Italy. I guess the overlying principle would have to be (hence the name) a catch 22. As explained in the movie early on. Catch 22 is the fact that you can only stop flying missions before you make the requirement by being crazy. However, if you report that you are crazy, you are well enough to fly. And the only way to show that you are crazy is to report yourself. The comedy mostly centers around the fact that most of the people in the movie are really not sane themselves and they are mostly doing things for their own self interest.
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10/10
It was a great movie
22 September 2001
The most famous line of the movie, which i thought was hilarious is "I love the smell of napalm in the morning". This has to be THE classic war film. I loved it but, it was a bit long. This movie is very bloody but it really adds to the tone of the movie. SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
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1/10
Gag Me with a spoon this movie was terrible!
18 July 2001
If i could pick a movie to be on my 10 movies i never want to have seen, this movie would be near the top. If the plot had been any lamer, this movie probably would not have been released. It would have been burned and the ashes locked in a vault never to bee seen again. As i said in my summary "Gag Me with a spoon this movie was terrible!"
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