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All-time favorites include (in random order): The Godfather; The Shawshank Redepmption; The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert; Love Actually; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Shaun the Sheep the Movie (and the other Aardman movies).
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Army of Thieves (2021)
Just skip it
It's predictable, not very well acted, full of plot holes and just incredibly boring. Long shots of nothing really important. Unrealistic safe cracking (fast and simple). Army of the Dead was quite bad, but this prequal is bad ánd boring. The only good thing is the shots inside vaults. Those look nice, but the rest of the movie... Just skip it.
Lucifer: Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam (2021)
Hard to watch
I want to follow all episodes, but this one was hard to watch. The constant singing and dancing was annoying and at times just plain bad. Just skip to the last minute to hear that and save yourself the rest of the hour.
Beyond Skyline (2017)
It has bloopers at the end
The best thing of this movie are the bloopers at the end.
Barrie Barista en het einde der tijden (2020)
Typical Dutch, not in a good way
Henry van Loon usually is very funny. Also the setting, hipster coffeebar in a oost apocalyptic world, sounds promising, but this is just really, really bad. It's typical Dutch: rude, lots of swearing, trying to shock... We watched 2,5 episodes and at the 100th "godverdomme" we turned it off. Missed opportunity.
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
Funniest comedy I've seen in ages
I love the real Eurovision. It's cheesy, it's fun and you never know what to expect. This movie perfectly represents it. All acts could have actually performed at a real Eurovision, which is very well done. The songs are great. Jaja Ding Dong is stuck in my head since I've heard it (help me!)
The storyline of this movie is weird and cute, sometimes a bit predictable, but that's ok. The jokes are great. My husband and I laughed out loud several times, which doesn't happen a lot at movies. Best joke of the movie (we rewinded it and watched it again) is a slamming door.
Overall, it's just a great movie. The songs, the costumes, the jokes, the acting, the cameos and the beautiful shots of Iceland.
I didn't expect it, but I've added it to my list of favourite movies and I'm even bugging other people they should give it a try. So, if you like Eurovision, give it a try. You will not regret it.
Aquaman (2018)
So bad I had to write a review
I never write reviews on imdb, but don't waste your time and money on this one. The acting is overall bad, and actors like Willem Dafoe just don't have any interesting lines or scenes.
The story is almost non-existent, predictable and filled with cliches. There is no chemistry between Arthur and Meta at all. None.
The film mostly consists of special effects. Maybe it a movie theater this is cool, that could be why it managed to get a 7, but on a TV screen it's too detailed and even chaotic at times.
The fight scenes are not exiting at all and even the jokes don't cause a smile on your face.
Why then a 3 not a 1? Jason Momoa looks great. The golden suit is nicely done and also the special effects to get everyone's hair waving like in water is realistic. But that is really it. Good luck making it to the end if you decide to watch it.