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Hitman (2007)
Not bad
I was fearful this movie was going to be terrible.
But i can assure you it's not.
Now, the I'm looking at the movie entirely as a movie, and not from a game stand point, because I've never played the games.
The movie is decent. I wouldn't argue that it's good, but it's not bad. My first complaint was Olyphant as 47. He just looked really nerdy with a bald head, but as the movie went on he grew on me. The movie was not deeply sophisticated, which could have done better for it. It was just a bunch of mediocre spy slash hit-man type stuff. He killed some people, then the other people talked a lot. It kind of felt rushed at times, and the whole thing together is kind of a mess, the movie doesn't come together as a whole, and that really bothers me.
The only real good thing I can say about this movie is the romantic scenes. They were great, you really get to see these two characters fall in love, better than a different action movie where the characters have no chemistry. The scenes were well written and though the movie was quick the main thing you really got out of it was this little love story.
Death Sentence (2007)
Yes
I've heard some argue that this is the most realistic revenge story I've heard some argue it's unrealistic
Let me tell you it's very realistic. Except the action scenes, the action scenes are over the top, but they are incredibly good. Better action scenes than in half the movies you see.
This is the most beautiful, and touching movie I have seen to date. It's just beautiful.
From the beginning the actors portray so much emotion, that it will easily bring you to tears.
It's phenomenal from start to finish completely entertaining.
It's a perfect movie
It's just great
If your not watching it right now then your a fool go out and watch it
Max Payne (2008)
Awful
This review contains no spoilers Because by the time I got near the end of the movie I was so disgusted I didn't even watch the last fifteen minutes.
This movie has nothing to do with Max Payne, except the name and the back story that his wife and child were murdered.
They could have called this movie, "Super Drug" or "Stupid Viking References" or "Max Bullshit"
The Max Payne game I played was a Noir, it was beautiful and Max Payne kicked ass, he was a hard boiled detective that went around blast everyone apart who got in his way. In this movie Max doesn't pull out his gun until over half way through. This movie could have been shot in black and white and made into a modern day Film Noir, like what they did for Sin City.
But No, they massacred a perfectly good video game, Hollywood takes another well known name and wrings it for all the money it's worth. It's a tragedy really.
I mean first you see Jackie Berkhart, which is depressing, but then you see Donal Logue and your thinking AWESOME! then he dies a scene later, then Ludicrous shows up, and he has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, it's like that character was made just so they could put ludicrous in this movie so people would watch it. And don't even get me started on Mark Wahlburg He's short, and just totally does not fit the role of Max Payne. Whoever did the casting for this movie, just needs to lose their job.
Whoever approved of this garbage needs to lose their job, I mean taking Max Payne and making it into a stupid drug movie, with a drug that makes people hallucinate demons come and kill them.
Terrible, don't watch this movie, I mean I had just got done watching Shoot 'em Up and that movie would have been better named Max Payne. This movie stinks, DON'T Watch It, for your own good.
Wind Chill (2007)
Enjoyable
This movie was pretty much what I expected, but I came out with mixed feelings about it.
The situation is great, there's nothing scarier than being out in the middle of nowhere stranded in the freezing cold in the middle of the snowy forest. Then when you know there's no way anyone else could be out there, someone through the woods, and your like WTF!.
Now what I was looking for was some great ghosts that you see them but when you go to chase them down, they are no where to be found, and maybe when your sitting in the car you start to hear noises, that couldn't be animals and couldn't be anything logical. In the distance you see someone walking through the woods, and you just start to get freaked out. YOU WONT FIND THAT kind of suspense horror here, there are really no build ups or nothing, its more about the story of the ghosts. Which is a fine story but makes the spirits not scary at all.
They walk up to the ghosts and touch them and talk to them and interact with them, and it's just not scary, I mean the people themselves aren't even scared.
It's an alright movie, but just didn't do it for me. Overall it's very enjoyable and you should watch it if you like the movie description.
Road Train (2010)
Don't Watch This
I see someone gave this movie a 10 on their review... that person needs to stop spreading false hope.
This Movie Is HORRIBLE
It's starts off with an almost hardcore sex scene. Right off the bat... whatever I'll look past that
OK so now you've got four attractive but unlikable people driving on the wrong side of the road
then a semi pulls up behind them, and they're all like OH A SEMI IT'S SO COOL! WOWWY WOW WOW
so apparently you don't see many semis in Australia
So then the truck passes them, then they pass it, then it pwns them for being idiots
The rest of the movie just sucks, its boring, nothing happens, nothing, its so just crappy. It tries to create some kind of story I guess, but there's nothing to be found here. Near the end, well it doesn't end it just keeps on going, and your wishing for it to end because your tired of wasting your time watching it, but even though it's such crap you still want to see how it ends, or how else will you give it an honest review. Well the ending just gets stupider and stupider until we get to the end of this circular writing piece of kangaroo sh*t/ Don't watch it, it will hurt your soul.
The Uninvited (2009)
Try it you'll like it
This is a great thriller, in the thriller category I give it a 10 Now the Secret Window was a piece of garbage and almost ruined my love for psychological thrillers but this one has brought me back.
Early in the movie right when this young man comes riding up on his boat, you think the plot is completely revealed, but you'd be wrong.
This movie is just exciting, every moment you become more and more excited
and the ending just throws you for loops
Another remake of Asian Horror, this one actually delivers and I would believe it does the original justice. Now I haven't seen the original Korean film(I really can't stand to watch Foreign Films), but Americans have been remaking these films purely for profit, this one actually seems to have some love behind it.
With three beautiful women, and an enticing story this thriller will keep you interested and excited up until the very end.
Kick-Ass (2010)
Kick-ASS!
I haven't read the comic yet, but I think they did Mark Millar justice after completely destroying Wanted. Wanted is one of the best things I've read by far, and the movie is complete garbage.
This one though is just a great movie, no matter how closely it follows the comic book. As a movie it's just a wonderful experience all around.
Watching that little girl kick ass was just beautiful, I figured it would be corny, but she really pulled it off and was completely believable, that girl is just an amazing actor she really looked like she felt at home with that gun in her hand.
I think the movie would have been even greater if we could have seen a bit more in the romance between kick ass and his girlfriend, but between budget and time restraints and creative differences who knows how it was planned out. It is what it is.
The greatest thing about this movie, is the great suspense and build up it creates during what I believed was the final climax, much to my surprise the movie continued. In those few scenes their is so much emotion, between father and daughter, and the viewers watching the live video feed, it's just marvelous.
But In all sincerity Nicholas Cage just was terrible in this movie, just completely terrible, in fact I hate him in all movies because he looks like a comedy actor and continues to be in action films. But in this movie His Acting Was GOD AWFUL. thank god he died, a little too late for my taste, but beyond that the movie is exciting and won't leave you bored at any moment, and there are some great laughs to be had.
MacGruber (2010)
Laugh out loud funny
It's a decent movie, it's not constantly hilarious throughout, but there are many times spread out that I laughed out loud, and I watched it alone, usually you don't laugh very much unless there's someone else around. There are some parts that will just make you laugh hard, and some little parts that will make you laugh a little. It's a parodied action flick and so you get one of these movies that tries to balance good action with comedy, and many of them fail because they forget to be funny. This one like "Get Smart" is funny and action packed through the whole film. While it's not laugh after laugh it's still a good amount of funny and the action scenes are well done.
The thing is, it's not the kind of movie with a lot of replay value, though I think I would watch it again, it will be a long time before I do. From start to finish you won't be bored, and you'll definitely laugh your ass off, but it's nothing special.
Centurion (2010)
Perfect Movie
I cannot believe this has a 6.5 on here, that's very sad, It makes me ashamed to be American, when our populous cannot tell a good movie from a bad one.
This movie is absolute poetry, it's just beautiful. Great scenery, some great quotes, Honor and Respect, and just all around great characters and actors.
By far the best thing that's come out this year.
The action scenes are great though there are lot's of camera cuts It is actually still enjoyable and everything in between is just as exciting and attention grabbing.
You could not ask for a more complete movie, this is it people.
As far as Med-Evil and sword and sorcery movies go, there are few that are great, and this one is just amazing.
If you're a Fan of 300, Gladiator, Pathfinder, anything with swords, watch it.
Hell Night (1981)
Long and Dull
This movie is like many you'll find from the 80's LONG, and DULL. It's just as bad as Halloween. If you like Halloween then there's obviously something wrong with you because that movie is terrible, But I liked the remake, so what does that tell you? I don't Know. I have a very specific taste when it comes to movies, and I love horror movies, but so many of them are just plain bad. Like this one.
Nothing happens, nothing happens, nothing happens, Then the only good part of the whole movie happens; Wes I mean Seth escapes from the Mansion and goes to the police station where they tell him to F off so he steals a shotgun comes back to the mansion and blows the Villain away, now this doesn't kill him but getting spiked on a gate does... that makes sense. So the only good character in the movie Seth gets killed and then there's a dozen scenes of Linda Blair trying to escape, then it ends. Yes I spoiled the movie for you, but it's justified because you can hardly call this a movie.
It's so boring that after half way through I thought it was almost over, more like I wished it was, but it wasn't, and I seriously didn't even want to watch the rest of the movie, even when the villain finally shows up, it made it just as uninteresting.
The movie is crap, and don't let anyone tell you different, just because they seem like they know what they're talking about, they don't. This movie is boring! I mean there's nothing artistic about it, nothing different about it, nothing even remotely interesting, just save your time and never watch this, If your looking for good slasher movies this is not one.
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
If ur a kiss fan, watch it, if not don't
This movie is ridiculous! Which makes it awesome The story starts at an amusement park, and there are all these stands advertising the rides and on these stands there are robots that move back and forth like robots do, or wait, no those aren't robots, those are actors doing the robot.
And you will see this repeated throughout the whole movie, all the robots are just people doing the robot, it is hilarious.
Then you'll come to these parts where at first on screen there will be an actor doing the robot, then the camera will move away, when the camera comes back the actor is gone and in place is a poorly crafted plastic head of the actor. It's so ridiculous you'll be saying, were they serious? Then we get to Gene Simmons obviously everyone's favorite, so in this movie, every ten minutes He's breathing Fire, and Roaring Like a Lion, and then to top it off when he talks they make his voice that of a demons. It's just over the top And then the fight scenes! The stunt doubles are terribly noticeable, but they do fight Robot Werewolves so I mean that's pretty sweet.
Your going to be bored watching this, I mean all the live performances they show, all they do is lipsync there recorded songs, The only good part there is in this movie is when the sing Beth, in fact that's the whole reason I watched this movie.
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Why sequels should not exist
OK so first off this movie tries to explain that the Immortals are all just people from a different planet that are sent down to earth as imprisonment and they must all fight to the death for an eternity until there is only "One" left, and then well they win the prize, which is to come home. It's not completely a bad explanation, but the rest of the movie is a massacre.
Point 1: the movie starts showing us that the sun has destroyed earths atmosphere so now it's hot as hell, so McLeod and a group of scientists create a fake atmosphere or something, and it's some nasty green stuff and people don't like it. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE F*CKING MOVIE! THEY COULD HAVE JUST LEFT THIS OUT OF THE MOVIE, IT SERVES NO GOOD PURPOSE IT'S LIKE THE ONLY REASON IT'S THERE IS BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO MAKE A POST APOCALYPTIC MOVIE.
Point 2: The movie shows Sean Connery and McLeod on their alien homeland and they both end up being sent down to earth. Sean Connery's character tells McCloud if you ever need me just call my name. OK so they get sent to earth, and as you remember on The Highlander(ya, that movie that's actually good) Connor McCloud doesn't know that he's an immortal, until he gets stabbed or whatever, then he's cast out as a demon, but Sean Connery shows up and he seems to know a hell of a whole lot, like he's been around for a long time. This movie tries to tell us that Sean Connery and McCloud knew each other before, but somehow McCloud can't remember a damn thing yet Connery can. It's just stupid and makes no sense and really just destroys any chances at even holding a candle to the first installment.
Point 3: We find McCloud as an old man, he looks like he's 90... HE'S A F*NG IMMORTAL HOW DOES HE AGE!?!?!? Somehow he remembers what Sean Connery said to him, he said Just Call My Name, so McCloud calls his name, he's like "SEAN CONNERY!" and then what happens? SEAN CONNERY COMES BACK FROM THE F*NG DEAD! He died in the first movie alright. HE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD YAH THAT MAKES SENSE AT ALL! THEN THE BEST PART JUST BECAUSE MCCLOUD REMEMBERS THAT HE'S AN IMMORTAL, WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW? HE BECOMES YOUNG AGAIN! SO IF YOU FORGET YOUR AN IMMORTAL YOU WON'T BE ONE ANYMORE??!?!?!?!?!?!
Don't tell anyone you've seen this movie. It just puts the first one which is a complete masterpiece to shame. then they add one a crap ton more sequels what you got The Sorcerer Endgame The Final Dimension, I've seen Endgame, it sucked, I'm sure the rest suck as well.
Solomon Kane (2009)
Don't miss this one!
I can't lie when I first read the description I was put off by the time period, and really didn't know what to expect, but here's what I found. The time period is not a put off, it's just like a med-evil times type setting only with primitive guns, and in this movie you will see demons and evil minions and a witch and a sorcerer, cool stuff.
What's great about the movie is that Solomon Kane is trying to redeem himself after being an evil person his whole life, so there is a lot of religious stuff, not like Heaven vs Hell but more like Holy vs Evil. So Solomon's soul is damned and is the devil's for the taking, so Solomon vows to be a good person and there lies his struggle throughout the movie.
The sword fighting is great, the fighting sequences are definitely good except for one spot where a guy with an axe comes swinging at Solomon Kane and there are so many camera cuts it makes you nauseous, but beside that all the fighting is very enjoyable.
Solomon really reminds you of a kind of Aragorn slash Van Helsing character, and so he's very likable. The story behind the movie I'd imagine follows pretty closely to the comic book, but I have not read it so I cannot justify that. The only thing mildly disappointing about the movie is the ending, it's a little abrupt, but does the job. Some of the movie is a little formulaic, but in a good way, you'll find none of it too recycled.
The movie is great, at no point is it boring, or ugly, it has many different things that pull together to make an interesting journey throughout.
My recommendation, Get It.
Friday the 13th (2009)
Another Useless Remake
Now they tried to throw in a lot of sex in this movie to match what was done in the previous movies, because Jason hated premarital sex, but it was just overdone.
Now the beginning of the movie they introduce you into a bunch of kids, and then just have them all killed off, Just to get more one screen kills.
The movie is terrible, it's nothing like a jason movie should be, I mean at one point Jason Kills someone with a bow and arrow. WHY THE HELL WOULD JASON KNOW HOW TO USE A BOW AND ARROW? YA YOU USE A BOW AND ARROW AT CAMP BACK IN THE 80's BUT IT'S JASON GIVE HIM THE MUTHER F'IN MACHETE! HIM BEING ABLE TO USE A BOW AND ARROW COMPLETELY JUST DESTROYS HIS CHARACTER, AND I MEAN THE MACHETE, HE'S ALWAYS USED THE MACHETE IT'S HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE HIS CALLING CARD... terrible I liked how it ended up brother and sister surviving at the end, instead of man and girlfriend, but it makes no difference.
PURE GARBAGE There's a hatred for this film that I just cannot express. I mean character development, there is none and it seems like whenever someone comes on screen bam they die. what happened to the slow build ups and friends being there for each other and suspense. You'll find none of that stuff here. I mean one good scene where they are hiding from Jason when they finally make it to camp crystal lake. Mildly exciting if the rest of the movie was good.
The Collector (2009)
One of The greatest Horror movies of our time
This is a phenomenal Horror movie, I mean just amazing. It just creates so much suspense, and the character the Collector is the creepiest deranged psycho I've ever scene, and the fact that he wears a mask just does it for me, and the mask looks like Corey Taylor's death mask only its all black with glowing eyes. The glowing eyes effect was just beyond all else just an amazing effect that really made the character way more creepier, making him seem almost not human. The suspense is just great, It's beyond anything you see anymore. This movie is completely different than all the crap you see now days, this one is a gem, it actually has a unique plot and characters. AND THE SUSPENSE OH THE SUSPENSE! and the gore was just great, the gore is great in this movie, very fitting.
One gripe about this movie, and that is the ending. It was kind of an open ending like they were going to do a sequel, which would be in very poor taste because there should never be a sequel to any god damn movie. Though yes there have been good sequels this is not a film that needs one.
But there's also one great thing about the ending, they don't show the title at the intro to the movie they show the title at the end, it's very artistic and just actually has great effect, I mean when I saw that Title at the End of the movie it blew my mind and it just gave me shivers down my spine. It was very effective, while in other movies would have been corny
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Not even worth watching
This movie fails First off, Why is Nancy a played by a deaf girl? I'm not the only one who noticed that right? Second the movie just sucked Moving on THIRDLY, what you can hope for a remake is for it to be more realistic, and you say realistic what are you talking about? Well I'm talking about, the original was realistic back when it was made, but over the years it became corny, but the original is still a great movie, great ideas and characters, and i mean how she gets rid of him at the end, just awesome. Another thing you want to see in a remake is characters that are redefined, and more deep. You won't find that here. They were headed in the right direction with Freddy, but they came up short. There was so much they could have put into that character, but they just didn't, and it totally ruins the movie.
Among that, there is one good little mystery in the movie, that is quite entertaining... that's it.
Some scenes were redone from the original, but they left out my favorite one, Where Nancy's mother takes her down to the basement, opens up the wood stove and pulls out Freddy's glove and says "He can't hurt you baby, because mommy killed him." That was a great scene, and they just totally left it out. Disappointing In fact the whole movie is disappointing Just as disappointing as the Friday the 13th remake, and don't get me started on that
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
You want a zombie movie, this is it.
I have not seen the original, but I've seen Dawn of the Dead, it wasn't bad, Land of the Dead is alright,but Day of the Dead, THAT MOVIE IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE AND I HAVE PITY ON YOUR SOUL IF YOU WATCH IT, DON'T WATCH THAT THING NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
This remake of the 68 Night of the Living Dead is the epitome of zombie movies. I've tried finding good zombie movies, and very few have turned out to be worthwhile, like Diary of the dead was pretty good when I first seen it, a second viewing would prove otherwise.
This one is just great, I have yet to see a better zombie film, and maybe I should watch the original, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
Simply Savini needs to direct more
The Blue Lagoon (1980)
The Movie Every One Must See
Everyone should see this movie at least once in their life. It's so natural, and beautiful, and just contains the essence of life. This movie is beyond words, and no other movie needs to be made to outrank this or remake this, it's a perfect movie.
It's not action, or slasher, or comedy, It's the genre of life.
It's just a beautiful picture and you have to see it. But I think you'd do better to watch it alone. SO no one is there to judge you, and you can be yourself, and enjoy.
There will never be another movie like this You have to see it to understand
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
Sister Golden Hair Surprise
This movie is average.
And it's rating is brought up simply because of the various covers of America's Sister Golden Hair.
The ending is very predictable, yet you find yourself saying, "No, No, It's not going to end that way it's too expected." Then the killer is revealed early in the movie and you think to yourself, What? Then the movie ends and is very Dark and Disturbing, but then it just becomes stupid.
They had a good ending, but then the clipped on another twist that was way too cliché.
Overall the characters are not very likable, but there is some good mystery,and the ending will either leave you disappointed or mystified.
Valhalla Rising (2009)
Lost at words
This film has a very artistic touch to it, but the whole film feels very experimental. It's broken down into six chapters. The first chapter was awesome, great violence, and cinematography, but the other five chapters are just nothing. It's not entertaining, but it's not incredibly boring. In the middle of the movie there is this scene that is just random as Hell, and I guess it was trying to be very symbolic in a way, One Eye is stacking stones and one dudes digging in the water, and there's this other guy rolling around in the mud, and then another guy comes up and just butt rapes him for no apparent reason. Other than the first chapter It's really just nothing you haven't seen before. SO if that's your thing watch it, if you like action movies then I'd say catch the first twenty minutes of it sometime.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Keep the remakes coming
sure everyone says that they keep coming out with remakes because they can't think of anything better to do, well of course, people now days are very unoriginal because everything has been done, and there are few people who can think outside the box.
But when you have a remake at least you know judging by the original if it's got a good story. So if you liked the original there's a good chance that you'll like the remake, but many things have been redone and have been terrible, but this one is great.
I sat watching this movie in disbelief of how good it was, i didn't expect it to be so good, but it was. You can say blah de blah you think this is a good movie what about Halloween that's way better! The original Halloween is perhaps the worst movie I've ever seen, now this one compared to a lot of other crap that has been coming out, house of wax and such movies like that, this one is a complete movie that will not lose your attention and just keeps the violence and heroism flowing.
Immortal (1995)
Zero
I cannot believe this has a 5.3 rating at the time I am writing this. This movie, cannot even be called a movie, it's more like some idiot got a camera and started video taping himself. Dialogue? I mean I seriously don't believe there is any through the first half of the movie. The guys who made this movie must have really thought that their band was cool because they take every chance they can to show off their musical talents which of they have none. The beginning of the movie, is just a their band playing for like ten minutes straight, then nothing happens, then nothing happens, then he tells this kid he's gonna teach him guitar, but then he just bite his neck instead. All of a sudden he has a girlfriend and they go walk on some pipes. End of movie
This isn't even a vampire movie except for the one or two times he bites someone. I mean it's just terrible, and painfully boring.
If you watch this movie god have pity on your soul.
If you see this at a garage sale, or something for like ten cents STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM IT! do yourself a favor, I mean I payed a buck for this nasty thing, and it has haunted me since.
The Expendables (2010)
The greatest let down in Movie History
I can believe that the average person liked this movie, but at least tell me the critics didn't like it.
THIS MOVIE SUCKED!
Waited for this movie to come for a year, and it was the biggest let down in the history of movies. I thought there were better action stars in this movie, but when you look at it, you've got Stallone, Lundgren, and Statham. Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, and Arnold, don't do a damn thing. Mickey Rourke has one speech, and that's pretty much the only dialogue in this movie. Jet Li wasn't funny, I don't care what your friends say, I could barely understand what he was saying as it was. Terry Crews as big as he may be, he just doesn't seem right in action movies, but he's an amazing actor and he was pretty believable in Gamer and in this movie he's likable, and could have been a great character but the movie gives you no background on him and you only see him at the beginning and end of the movie along with Randy Couture. The movie focuses on Stallone mostly, along with Jason Statham. Now the scene with Jason Statham beating up his girlfriends replacement boyfriend could have been great, but it was so misused. You see the same thing used in so many movies, but it's used well and it's always likable. In this movie no, it's garbage. Statham finds his girlfriend with another man, so he leaves all sad and disheartened he comes back a few scenes later to see shes got a black eye, so he goes to beat up this guy, and ends up whooping his *ss along with a couple other guys. It's something you see time and time again, but in this movie it's done without any emotion without any build up, its so just put in there, that it has no effect. Other movies would have built up a scene like that through the whole movie, this one just throws it in there through a couple of scenes, and then we never see Statham with his girlfriend again.
Now I know you watch an action movie for action, but this was some of the worst action I've ever seen. So there were some explosions, WHOOPIE! explosions are boring, I can go in my backyard and light off M80's if I want to see explosions, I want action, people being shot, people in sword fights, people fist fighting. And yes there is fist fights and shooting, but none of it is enjoyable. Whoever edited this movie together needs to be shot, I mean maybe it was the directors fault either way. There are so many cuts in the action scene that you can't tell what the heck is going on. Jet Li versus Dolph Lundgren, yah big guy versus small guy that's really original, I mean I've definitely never seen that before. There is one good action scene, but it's really short. That is when Terry Crews comes through with his AA12 with a drum mag and starts blowing people apart. A bit unrealistic but very satisfying. That's it.
The rest of the movie consists of a lot of scenes that involve no action and are boring as all hell. And a couple of knife throwing contests that are cheesier than the lasagna i had last night.
See the movie, but don't expect much out of a killer cast. The movie is dry and dull, I expected the action movie of a lifetime and was given an action movie that was below average. It's seriously an epic fail for something that had great potential.
Buried Alive (2007)
good slasher
I hate to see all the bad reviews and bad ratings. The movie isn't anything spectacular, but as a slasher movie it's great. This movie is a good time, and Tobin Bell is what really makes it. A couple of kids go out to their families mansion out in the middle of the desert with no one around but Old Lester. The film has a thin story line that could have been good but they didn't really do anything with it to make it very effective. The best parts in the movie are when Lester the caretaker played by Tobin Bell shows up to mess with the kids and what not, he's definitely the most entertaining part of the movie, but you have to give props on the ending. The villain one of the best I've seen in a slasher in a long time, and the ending is one of the most realistic I've seen in a slasher. One girl goes to get the car, she pulls up to the house waiting for her friends to come out, she waits a while but then she says the heck with that and she takes off without them. Overall I found this one very enjoyable, it's a fun little movie that has some good points in it.