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Apocalypse Now (1979)
feels like two movies mixed together
The last 30 minutes is rubbish WTH was that about ,WTF were they trying to do ,i really can't stand Brando as an actor nor his character in this movie,i give the last 30 minutes 5/10 & the prior rest 8/10.
,stop overrating folks ,no way in hell this is better than "Casualties of War" for example
Shout out to Duvall one of the greats.
Wolf Creek (2016)
amazing
If you love the movies you will love the series, i enjoyed both seasons,people still sleep on this Australian gem, ,Mick Taylor for President ...i mean for Mortal Kombat
PSSSSSSST ...watch this euro sleeper slasher called "High Tension"
Cloverfield (2008)
watchable
It's a seizure-inducing War Of The Worlds, don't get me wrong it's enjoyable & immersive but i wish it was a regular movie without the Blair Witch gimmick.it's very unrealistic for someone to continue "documenting" in such circumstances anyway.it's not even a none-hindering head-strapped GoPro for god's sales.
Gold (2022)
watchable
A decent movie about greed.it could've been better by simply taking different directions,they could've chosen a different title too.i flawlessly predicted the entire movie in my head minus a thing or two but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
the best zombie movie to date
Despite being the best zombie movie ever made it's not that good there's still room for improvement they can still squeeze a better zombie movie.i kinda do not like the direction of the movie. The Walking Dead is exactly how I've always pictured the perfect zombie movie would be ,we got 11 seasons of that & i'm grateful.
Funny Games (2007)
LOL
I enjoyed it,it's almost comical, the good guy takes a huge L at the hands of Leon Kennedy & his friend,the only bummer is the fact that i still couldn't get inside of the "antagonist's" mind.whether it's poorly transmitted or that's the point i don't know.
American Horror Story (2011)
Story OUT Story IN (sometimes you wouldn't even know it)
Certain "seasons" aka stories are more immersive than others but even the worst of them is still more watchable than your average series or lifetime-shorting cornball sitcom,i'm a movie not a series guy & to show you how good this series is ,in the past decade I only watched Lost / Breaking BAD /Ash vs Evil Dead & The Walking Dead (& this obviously ...except the evil clown story...i'll get back to it when i'm in the mood)....watch it ...if it doesn't immediately grab you ...give it time.
O.J.: Made in America (2016)
acquitted because a white man said ni**a
I can't believe some people were mad at the documentary itself,it's well done, don't let the lawyer /court /judicial system tactics get to you.there's no justice on earth you have to play dirty.
See for Me (2021)
a laughable feminist take on Don't Breathe
A very good premise ridiculed to oblivion,it's not a bad movie just corny & irritatingly unrealistic ,way over the top,a different direction could've saved it.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
probably the best RE film to date
As someone who's very familiar with the Resident Evil lore especially the 1st trilogy i cannot judge this movie as a regular movie.it's loosely based on Resident at best,Resident Evil Remix,& i really thought Leon Kennedy was going to be Carlos,he looks like a Carlos.i absolutely loved Birkin they nailed him.
The Terminator (1984)
Amazing
I watched the 2nd Terminator in 2001 & this is my first time watching the 1st Terminator,i find it to be better,the mood, the story, even with the dated CGI.they nailed Kyle Reese as a cast & character.who cares about Arnold & The Terminator,that's the tone of this movie.
Finch (2021)
how do you even mess up a post-apocalyptic movie ?
I was very generous to this movie i gave it 45 minutes.,i got bored & stopped watching,it needed better threats than tornadoes & radiation."jeff" is a corny gimmick i'm not 12 yo.