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1/10
Old ideas, stolen moments masked as new and interesting,
19 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
It is like the writer of this movie was a big fan of sliders, quantum leap, the matrix and Rick and Morty. They essentially take all these ideas and mash them together with a little bit of kung fu and cheap potty humor. (I mean wow, the jokes were soo bad in this movie I felt embarrassed) Predictable plot line (main story line if you can call it that) and unleavable (and mostly silly/stupid) action.

Michelle also doesn't deliver in this, the action is great (but completely unbelievable) , but her acting and delivery of her lines is lacking of emotion and believability, I still don't think she is a very good actress.

I really wanted to like this movie but it was lacking in most respects, the entire movie was full of moments i've already seen in so many other movies and shows that it felt repeated and boring. I don't understand why so many people are giving this such high reviews. (I was also constantly taken out of the movie with over the top action scenes or failed attempts at humour)

I'm adding this after the fact, there are many moments in the show that actually have no grounding in reality. Yes I know it's science fiction, but it was based in our reality, with our physics and laws. How can a women who has never worked out, thrown a punch, done a pushup suddenly able to jump off walls and throw people around. Sure she has the knowledge and skill, but not the muscle mass or body. There is one moment she throws a POLICE SHEILD like its captain Americas shield, hits multiple people and then proceeds to catch it. Completely took me out of the moment, and there are a lot of these moments. I know I'm supposed to suspend my believes for movies but this just takes it too far. They try to be the matrix but fail hard. You cant just suddenly know how to weightlift and do it. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.

This movie has so many borrowed ideas and stolen moments from other shows and movies its embarrassing, this is only the directors second actual movie and really shows how they should have stuck to music videos. Yes people will argue there are no new stories, well this movie goes to prove that.

The sad part is so many people enjoy this goes to show how out of touch people are and how starved they are for something different even if its a heaping pile of garbage.
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I Care a Lot (2020)
1/10
Was an interesting movie then pure garbage.
19 June 2021
It was soo good up until the last bit. The last thirty minutes are Utterly unbelievable and idiotic. They build up this hate for the main character the entire time and then just turn that around? I hated this movie and hope these people never make another low budget film agani.
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3/10
Slow paced movie that has no resolution to anything and extremely predictable.
26 December 2020
Had great protentional but fell very short of that. It was a beautiful movie, the CGI was ok (better in some shots than others) The movie leaves you with many questions unanswered. The cinematography did not sit well with me, all of the space shots the angles seemed off and the movement wasn't right (just my opinion)

I understand the movie is about relationships, family , choices etc... But it didn't really seem to drive that home, the focus wasn't strong enough.
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Breach (IV) (2020)
1/10
What happened? why is bruce even a part of this? SO BAD!
19 December 2020
About five minutes into this film you can already tell how bad it is. The CGI was so bad it felt like placeholders that never got the actual animations. I couldn't finish it I had to stop it was so bad. There are so many things wrong with this film, the acting is horrible, the cinematography is disgusting and the camera work is always shacking. The general, when he tried to yell to assert dominance on the crowd was so laughably bad it was my final straw. I had to stop this train wreck. DON"T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS, DONT EVEN TORRENT IT!.
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3/10
Great acting, but boring....
7 August 2020
I thought Seth did a great job with the characters, acting was surprisingly decent. Unfortunately the movie was a failure, I laughed at one joke and the rest of the movie I found myself bored and wanting to skip to the end. Predicable and simple, a straight to TV movie is the best way to explain it.
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1/10
How did this get made?
3 June 2020
Horrible story (is there a story?) The acting is pure garbage at best and the CGI is really bad. Nothing makes sense from the start. This race they take part in, for 5 million only has 2-3 people? ??What? I can't even write this review. I had to stop watching the movie, and have to stop writing this review.
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Another Life (2019–2021)
2/10
Horrible hot garbage
26 July 2019
I can't belive this even got made, it's so full of holes, horrible acting and extremely questionable 'professionals'. These people are supposed to be the best astronauts humanity has to offer yet they act like children and make extremely stupid mistakes constantly. The plot is predictable and poorly stitched together. I only wanted to finish it to see if It played out the way I thought it would. STAY AWAY FROM THIS.
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4/10
A great show, but very slow.
15 May 2016
I really enjoyed this show, but it does have its faults, and I don't think I can actually recommend this to any of my friends.

The artwork and animation is really nice most of the time. (there are points that it seemed a little numbed down and "cheap")

The story line was pretty simple, and not explained very well. They are all put in this situation at the start of the show, everyone is confused as to why and it is never questioned again ******

There is a LOT of down time (with the characters reflecting on EVERYTHING and feeling sad or confused about stuff, also there is a tone of inner monologue that seems to drag on a lot.) and too much singing and music. A lot of moments I felt bored watching and actually would start surfing the internet.

Some of the dialog is a little childish at times as well.

Aside from some of the small plot holes and dragging on of the show it does have some good moments. I would recommend if you have time to kill or need something on in the background.
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The Catch (2016–2017)
2/10
Predictable
26 March 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Every moment of this show I was about 5 steps ahead of the plot. It is very, VERY cookie cutter and easy to figure out. I nearly stopped watching the show less than halfway in due to this, but I kept going to just make sure I was right. (you never know) The acting is not bad, but not superb.

I don't recommend unless you want something on in the background or you tend to not be able to follow simple story lines, then this might actually be enjoyable.

--BIG spoiler--

In the scene where they are trying to catch Mr. X he drives up in a Lamborghini, the area is surrounded by people that work for and with Alice. Her husband, Mr.X, walks by EVERYONE and no one seems to notice him, her husband there. Very poor.

--End Spoiler--
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2/10
another predictable stiller movie
21 February 2014
This is another move where Ben Stiller plays the same basic character as he does in all of his movies, (A loser/underachiever) and comes out full swing at the end overcoming his loser persona. The plot line is a little thin and extremely predictable. Admitlitly the story is likable but it is the same basic story that you see him play in most of his movies. (His acting hasn't improved much either) The soundtrack was surprisingly very good, and helps you get through the movie with a little more ease. I highly do not recommend this movie unless you are using it for background noise or something to fall asleep to.

Side note, his beard, although real in the movie, looks very fake and is off putting.
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2/10
Low budget movie & actors
25 August 2013
I personally found this movie to be boring and very predictable. It comes off as being very amateur in most every respect possible. The movie is full of Very bad visual effects (blue filters for night scenes and what looks like a pencil drawn sky) , predictable plot lines, and very embarrassing acting make this movie not worth watching. I wouldn't recommend this movie unless you are very bored or need something to be put on the background while you work.

There are some subtle nude scenes (breasts and underwear), no swearing, very little gore and some poor attempts at "creepy"

It is asking me for 10 lines and there is not that much more I can really say about this movie.
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3/10
Nothing special.
18 June 2013
I will keep this short and to the point. Please remember these are simply MY opinions and thoughts on this show.

I found the acting mediocre and somewhat forced at points. The casting seemed very poorly done, a lot of the characters did not look their part nor did they seem to fit into the "era" of the 1400's.

Everything was way to clean and bright, the sets and locations almost too modern. Costumes and hairstyles seemed out of place and even historically incorrect. (not a history buff but they just didn't seem to "fit") The story and plot line are a little dull. Not much has been presented yet to make this overly interesting. There are hints of "magic" through-out the episode but it doesn't seem like it will go too far.

Overall This will be a good show to watch in the background, nothing makes me want to recommend this to any friends or family.
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