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Solis (2018)
Amateurish
This movie suffers from what more and more movies are nowadays: whispered dialogue and ridiculously overloud music...multiplied tenfold. The producers hired an orchestra and, by god, they were going to get their monies worth.
Tensions could've been ramped up in the vacuum of space but the music was as deafening as the sun was blinding. I completely lost interest whether this guy survived or not.
I have no idea why they used a British actress as the voice on the other end of the line but it jarred horribly.
Observance (2015)
If there were minus stars I would give the lot
I hope you, dear reader, get to read this before subjecting yourself to this "movie". I use the term loosely because this is not even worthy of a student's uni project. I'm supposed to tick a box to let you know if this review contains spoilers. It won't because there's nothing to spoil! There are no explanations for what is happening. Who anyone is. And in the end nothing happens. There's no suspense at all because we don't know anything about these characters or what relevance they have to each other or the story. To call it garbage would be an insult to garbage. It is quite easily the worst movie I have ever endured. I think I'm right in saying the guy in the main role was the writer and director. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he probably owned the camera and microphones and maybe his parents put up the money.
The Scientist (2010)
I have a new worst movie ever
I have just watched possibly the dullest film ever made. It was one of those you persevere with thinking "It will get better any minute...wont it?" but it just doesn't. Nothing happens! I felt nothing for the lead character and apart from the lady next door, the rest of the cast were wooden. I actually stopped the movie half-way thru to re-read what it was about. It makes no sense. And a previous reviewer was absolutely right about the sound. I had to watch with the remote in my hand. You either cannot hear the whispering or the windows are rattling with the music. Being John Malkovic has been my all-time worst movie...until today.