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Amish Witches: The True Story of Holmes County (2016)
Fake, bad, awful
When a film tries to sell you truth and they are too lazy to even research Amish people and how they live with rules it's already a mess from the get go. The dialog was dumb and the flow just wasn't working. It was fake, the acting wasn't good at all, and a lot of fails when thinking of the Amish and they way they actually live. The male character didn't have a beard and he was old enough to have one, cameras would never be allowed under any circumstance, the female pretended not to understand things but clearly did, and the acting was bad- some of the worst I've seen. It was so incredibly frustrating I couldn't even finish it. Knowing it isn't true even though selling it as a true story made it worse. It's felt like an even lower budget Blair Witch movie and whomever wrote it should at least research the "people" they are portraying.
Cars 2 (2011)
better for older kids
My older child and myself enjoyed the film, however, my 4 year old who can watch Cars 1 all day if I let him, wanted to leave and go home half way through the movie. It did not hold his attention and didn't want to continue to watch it. It did not appeal to the younger crowd in our area. Many children who were younger that we know also were not impressed. A few younger ones were crying and bored and wanted to leave also who were across from us. It seemed to be geared for a littl older audience which sort of let down the younger group who really loved the first one. It's still a good Disney film, just not what we expected and it was a let down for our younger children.
Extreme Paranormal (2009)
Turn the channel!
Save yourself the 1/2 hour to hour this is on by finding something else to watch. This should never be portrayed as reality. It is anything but. The producers should be ashamed of themselves for ruining their resume with this garbage. It is a complete waste! They do the weakest things to "envoke" spirits. Maybe a 2 second blurb that will make you want to laugh- although they are suppose to be serious. It doesn't even come across as serious.
As for the episode where Nathan "cuts" himself, they cut it real fast, then flash back where some colored stuff is on his arm, but it- to me- does not look anything like blood. Then when he is "cleaning it up" there appears to be no cut.
They yell and freak out and claim things happen yet you see absolutely nothing. All this show is going to do is to teach kids who are followers to vandalize and harm themselves in an attempt to reach a spirit. It is not a very good example. However, once they get sued for that, they might wake up.
I sincerely hope A&E does not allow this trash to continue to poison the channel. It IS seriously that bad.
Her Married Lover (1999)
Typical **May contain Spoilers***
This may contain spoilers.
This movie is not as horrible, in my opinion as many before me had stated.
The movie itself is a little laggy with some boring parts that are hard to stay tuned to.
This movie has flashbacks in a his view / her view type of situation. But who do you believe? A student falls for her married teacher with murder in the end.
I personally don't think this is a must watch or even that suspenseful as many things give the ending away about 1/3 of the way through it.
If nothing else is on and you find yourself looking for 2 hours to kill on a made for TV movie then give it a chance. It is just OK for me.
Cloverfield (2008)
OK, but not a must see
After seeing previews I was ready to watch this film.
The beginning clips of the film make it seem very believable with the intro. You actually feel you are watching a home video. Similar to the "blair witch project" but not quite as "raw footage" as that.
During this time, you get to know the characters briefly and get an overview of who is who. It actually is a little boring.
Then it switches gears, still filming as if watching a home movie, and you are taken to a party scene. This part is very boring and could not hold my interest. I would have rather them moved ahead. It seemed a little unnecessary and really had me ready to move on to another movie.
It then picked up a little when the "news" breaks in during the party. Some of the reactions are a little over done, in my opinion. They all leave the party to find out what is going on.
Havoc ensues and everyone is running for cover. Their curiosity gets the best of them and they just have to go out in the danger, debris, and unknown.
The movie begins to pick up at this point. You then want to see what is reeking havoc on NY but they keep you in suspense with just a few little glimpses here and there. It is effective. The movie continues as if it were some one's home video tape which makes it seem a little more believable with the movements that would take place if someone was running or walking with camera. The way the filming was done came across believable and convincing.
However, throughout the movie a few second blurbs flash with images of two of the main characters outlining their friendship. That broke up some of the effectiveness when the blurbs would pop in. Regardless of the reasoning it made the overall watching a video tape less believable and it strayed away from the original filming. There was one point it sort of worked when the characters were "viewing" the tape and you were kept occupied with the clips of the friends. But all the other break in's throughout the film sort of spoiled it.
When you finally get to some better information and some more images of the attackers in the movie, it reminds you of what the movie is about. Sadly it just did not deliver as you would expect.
The movie has some good parts, some good story points. The filming was effective for the most part and this overall could have been so much better.
The movie was OK for me, not quite what I expected. It really wasn't a movie I could watch again. Once was enough. I don't really think this is a must watch movie.
The Wicker Man (2006)
Thumbs Down
After seeing previews you think this film is going to be great. Especially with some of the actors in this movie. I had very high hopes which were shot down fairly quick.
Unfortunately the previews showed the best parts of the movie and everything else was pretty dull. I even felt like I was going to doze off during it.
This movie was slow paced and had me slightly confused. Just when you think it is going to pick up and get better it gets even slower and more lost. I kept trying to guess and predict based on past films as to the outcome. I was unable to do so but it just was not what it appeared through the previews.
Overall it is not very good, and I would not recommended it to anyone.
Camp Slaughter (2004)
How much time do you have to suffer?
May contain spoilers- Starts out very similar to Friday the 13th (flash back to a year when something bad happened at a camp). Very bad acting, low budget (sometimes not a bad thing), horrible music, and even worse plot.
I found myself asking if it was a Lion's Gate film because of the the horrible films they have been putting out but to my shock it wasn't. This movie was horrible. Blood color was very off, death scenes totally lame with nothing new to offer.
This movie ripped off other films in attempt to appeal to people who like the horror genre of the 80's. Unfortunately it was a total waste of time, DVD's and money. I can't even believe this film was distributed!
Really is a very bad, lame movie. No originality except possibly the end- which by the way STINKS! They say the good movies leave you wanting more and this one makes you wish there was never one to begin with.
Save yourself and avoid this one.
Motor Home Massacre (2005)
Lion's Gate Proves itself again
May contain spoilers- Lion's Gate has delivered yet another painful movie that is a total ripoff of something done a million times before.
I am learning real fast Lion's Gate = CRAP! This movie sure does have it all- fake accents, more silicone than a hardware store, horrible acting, horrible script, looks like a home movie with the cheesy fade between, and even a bunch of old chicks (and guys) fooling themselves that they are acting and worse trying to portray an age range that they may have seen 10-20 years ago! It is totally unbelievable. It made me very sick to see this crap! One guy looked like he had spray on hair or something during the first travel scene where he is checking out stuff! The opening scene just ruined it all totally fake and way overdone. The coloring was way off on the blood and the whole thing just stunk! Many "ideas" can be seen where they have ripped it off from other films from the slasher 80's types.
I am a HUGE fan of horror and enjoy many low budget. But save yourself some pain and avoid this one! It is horrible!! It truly is that bad. Save yourself time and money by avoiding this one!
Jack O'Lantern (2004)
Awful
I sat through the entire movie and it was very very painful. This movie was awful.
I enjoy horror movies and like many "low budget" films. But this has to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. It is awful. The acting was terrible, the fade between scenes was so lame it was as if using a home video camera.
For a lower budget horror movie I would recommend Mother's Day. Even the Sleepaway camp trilogy movies.
But for anyone who likes this garbage, I would recommend another LOW Budget piece of crap- Hunting Humans (at least it has a good story with an excellent plot twist but the acting sucked) or one of those lame slumber party massacre movies where they use the same EXACT killing scene in several movies.
I am learning real fast if it comes from Lion's Gate, it is going to be CRAP! (just like those paragon pictures from the 80's!)
Bewitched (2005)
Don't waste your time!
Such a jumbled up mess of a plot! Your back & forth & nothing makes this easy to watch! I thought it would be a take off of the series- but it is nothing like that. It is really bad and a total waste! Farrell did not excel in this film and neither did Kidman. It was a lot of over acting and jumbled up stuff that kept you annoyed. This film did not hold my attention span at all! It was a total waste of money! Isabell had the same relatives as Samantha in the series and she watched the series but yet she was only an actress for the part of Samantha- yes they were both "witches" but this movie just had a lot of holes and inconsistencies. It is a very hard to watch film.
The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water (2002)
How many more of these are they going to do?
Now there is going to be a number 10 coming out in December!! Enough already! I am so burnt out on these! The characters were cute a few times but not 10 times now. The adventures are old as you can see from the ratings on this movie (LOW). Enough with the land before time, these are getting really old and the quality is steadily declining each time they make another. A new idea would be so much nicer!