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Foxcatcher (2014)
4/10
A Loser of a Movie
4 March 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Last night, I watched Bennett Miller's FOXCATCHER with great anticipation. As the credits rolled, I wondered how I could possible have spent two hours and fifteen minutes with the three primary characters and know little more about them than I did when the movie started? First, we meet these two, knuckle-dragging brothers, Mark and Dave Schultz. American heroes both, young men who have sacrificed their lives — and all the cartilage in their ears, evidently — to the sport of free-style wrestling. The two gold-medalist sibs hulk around, butting heads, and slapping each other like mountain gorillas as they go through their daily training routine.

Poor Mark. Eating Top Ramen in his Spartan apartment, scowling at the world outside like an orphaned Frankenstein's monster. But alas, his phone rings. The heir to a massive fortune summons the muscular misfit to a Pennsylvania mansion. Enter Steve Carell in his Oscar-nominated role of John DuPont. We discover — awkwardly — that DuPont wrote a book about birds ten years ago. Other than that, all we learn about this very creepy guy is that he's definitely plagued with a very perverse Mommy fixation. Oh, yeah, and he fancies himself a wrestling coach and a great patriot.

(Mommy, btw, is portrayed by Vanessa Redgrave, one of two fine actresses whose efforts are wasted here on vapid, thankless, "female" roles — the other being Sienna Miller, who portrays Dave Schultz's loyal better half.)

What we don't learn about DuPont is that he was responsible for discovering two-dozen rare species of birds, founded the Delaware Museum of Natural History, donated Villanova University's basketball facility, and figured heavily in establishing the pentathlon as an Olympic event. However, those inconvenient details might have distracted us from what director Bennett Miller evidently wanted to convey — that this DuPont dude was a complete whack job, who used his Foxcatcher Wrestling training facility to buy male friends with whom he could bond and party.

The in-and-out, off-and-on fraternal rivalry between Dave Schultz and his dim-witted, severely depressed younger bro might have been the heart of the film. Or, maybe, it might have been the wrestling competition. I don't know. Miller doesn't allow any of the characters to rise to the level of protagonist. They all simply fall in and out of love with one another, exploit one another, bring out the worst in one another, get angry, pout, sulk, etc. All the while, I'm sitting there wondering who I'm supposed to care about, trying to figure out why so much time is going by, while absolutely no tension builds.

What is the core of the story? Three ape men grapple for what? Then, Mark loses his last chance at gold. Because? Because DuPont, the guy who got him strung out on coke, insists on being in his corner? This big, tough, dominate athlete is too emotionally fragile to win under uncomfortable conditions? Mark's failure brings shame on Foxcatcher. He packs his UHaul, leaving big brother behind to coach the team — evidently for the next 8 years! Then, inadvertently, DuPont puts three bullets into Dave — right in front of helpless Mrs. Schultz and Foxcatcher's supposed head of security. "You got a problem with me?" DuPont queries Dave before firing. Not with you. No. With the screenwriters and the director. Yes.

What Miller and the screenwriters have neglected to show us is that DuPont had married and divorced over the course of the narrative. And, that he had bonded with another Foxcatcher wrestler, Bulgarian Valentin Yorkanov, to whom DuPont bequeathed 80% of his $200M personal estate. Did the Yorkanov relationship figure into Dave Schulz's murder? Or, maybe it had something to do with DuPont's addiction to the Bulgarian prescription drug scopolamine? But none of that stuff is shown on screen — in a 155 minute film! Even that John DuPont suffered from paranoid schizophrenia is not at all clear. All Bennett Miller allows us to see is a spoiled, friendless nut job, who can't stand to lose. And, that's what makes FOXCATCHER a loser of a movie.
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Hello Ladies: The Movie (2014 TV Movie)
9/10
Surprise! Stephen Merchant gives us the best Rom-Com of the year!
27 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Stephen Merchant's "Stuart" embodies awkwardness — both in his physicality and in his bumbling, self-serving behavior. Stuart, in essence, is a gangly, bug-eyed, nerdy hybrid of Michael Scott and Andy Millman, the characters Merchant invented with — and for — longtime creative collaborator Ricky Gervais. Like Lisa Kudrow's Valerie Cherish in THE COMEBACK, Stuart's stressed-out efforts to fit in, to find acceptance provide the audience with delightful moments of skin-crawling discomfort.

It's the comedic equivalent of watching a horror-film ingénue slipping slowly down the creaky basement stairs, flashlight in trembling hand. We know the psychopath lurks in the dark, waiting to slice her to ribbons, but she just keeps descending step-by-step into the abyss. "Don't! Don't!" the voice in our heads repeats. But, it's too late. Our dim-witted starlet is confronted by her worst fears. With HELLO, LADIES (and THE COMEBACK) instead of screaming, we release our built-up tension with peels of laughter. We can't believe these characters keep setting themselves up for emotional disaster and ultimate failure. But, they do. And that's what keeps us tuning in week after week.

A lot of Stephen Merchant fans might be disappointed by the deficit of snarky smarm contained in this movie-length conclusion to the HELLO, LADIES season. I, myself, had to make a major adjustment to get in sync with the film's more tender, understated tone. Gradually, I found myself seeing the bold generosity being exhibited on the screen. Merchant and his collaborators were giving co-star Christine Woods the chance to show the world what she can do. At the end of the day, Ms. Woods more than rises to the occasion. Her performance is exactly what gives this splendid gem its sparkle — as well as its heart.

(Heart? In a Stephen Merchant script? Yes. Please allow me to elaborate.) Although I have most certainly not availed myself of every rom-com 2014 has had to offer, I truly enjoyed this one more than any other I have had the chance to see — studio or indie. That my favorite rom-com of the year is a Stephen Merchant vehicle? That, in and of itself, is difficult to get my head around. The formulaic rom-com genre expects certain things to happen. With a HELLO, LADIES script, the audience assumes that shallow, self-serving Stuart will most certainly muck it up. We certainly don't expect him to learn his lesson, grow from it, and — heaven forbid! —get the girl! I wonder what Ricky Gervais must think of his erstwhile partner's newfound introspection. None of the old Gervais/Merchant characters ever found even the slightest dram of self-awareness. How could they? They were never even aware of their own lack of awareness. Those characters were too busy winking at the audience, "Come on, now. Admit it! You're just as egocentric and self-absorbed as I am. So, let's flaunt our shortcomings and laugh at our mutual foibles." Since the original OFFICE, I've found lots of gut-busting humor in this ultra-cynical POV.

HELLO, LADIES (THE MOVIE) on the other hand, is not gut-busting funny. It provides some extremely humorous moments. Does Stuart make us squirm in our seats with his mewling neediness and crass social blunderings? Sure. That's Stuart. Does Nate Torrence's Wade get us giggling with his unabashed, optimistic enthusiasm? Yes-er-ree, Bob. Is Kyle Mooney's Rory a delightfully naive rube? Boy, howdy, he is.

But, Christine Woods steals the show. And, by providing his co-star with an opportunity to show her evidently limitless range, Merchant has generously unveiled a star to the world. In HELLO, LADIES (THE MOVIE) it's the charming humanity of Woods' Jessica that provides both the best humor and the most poignant pathos. Her understated naturalness is entrancing. Every line she delivers drips with subtext. She's a heartbreaker! I never thought I'd find myself tearing up as the credits rolled at the end of a Stephen Merchant vehicle.

Look out, Jennifer Annison. Thanks to the most unlikely star/writer/director ever, there's a new rom-com ingénue on the scene! Stand up and take notice,Hollywood. Christine Woods is on her way!
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Begin Again (II) (2013)
6/10
An Un-authentic Movie about Authenticity
30 October 2014
Warning: Spoilers
John Carney pulled off a miracle with ONCE, a romantic fable fueled by charming acting performances and genuinely beautiful and passionate, original music. In my recollection, it is the one and only film that made me cry — not solely because I cared so much for its characters, but because I didn't want my all-too-brief glimpse into their world to end. The fact that Carney pulled this off for a paltry $100,000 resulting in an Academy Award winning song and a Broadway musical only makes his feat that much more miraculous.

So, I was eagerly anticipating BEGIN AGAIN. Maybe my expectations were too high. You can't fault the acting performances in Carney's second peek into the world of contemporary music. Mark Ruffalo is, as always, multi-layered and heartfelt. His plight, as an alcoholic, divorced A&R man/failed father on the skids is vividly drawn. And, if those personal flaws weren't enough to doom his career, his idealistic, bull-headed insistence on working with "authentic" artists in an era of derivative, technologically manufactured music pushes him right up to the edge of precarious cliff.

And, here is exactly where film dooms itself. In Ruffalo's Dan and Keira Knightly's Gretta, Carney has written two characters who refuse to compromise the integrity of their work. This conceit demands that the script, the casting, and the entire ambiance of the film be authentic -- which it simply isn't.

In ONCE, the lead actors Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova were real, professional singer/songwriters. They wrote and performed their own songs with complete conviction. To play Gretta, Knightly had to "learn" guitar, which she mimes, but only barely. Her voice is unexceptional, not one that would believably attract Dan to risk his last chance on. And, most importantly, BEGIN AGAIN's songs are at best okay, in total unremarkable.

The idea that Gretta and this thrown-together band could actually record state-of-the-art live performances in public places in New York City is technically possible, but pragmatically preposterous. And, if Dan is truly striving for authenticity, recording Gretta in a cheap digital format would be the last way he would go.

Movies about music performance and production are, more often than not, shot without much attention to how it really happens. Directors usually get away with it because the public at large doesn't know any better. Cameron Crowe's brilliant ALMOST FAMOUS is an example of a film that absolutely nailed it. It's disappointing to see a film that pontificates about authenticity, yet fails so miserably to achieve it.

The fine actors in this film all have their moments. Regardless of her musical shortcomings, Knightly exudes enormous charm. Adam Levine is surprisingly genuine and believable. Up and comer Hailee Steinfeld and the invariably wonderful Catherine Keener are excellent. The most-deft supporting performance is turned in by Mos Def.

I do have to complement Carney that his script resists the temptation to allow Dan and Gretta to succumb to their obvious attraction to one another. However, for Gretta to choose to virtually "give" downloads of her album away for a dollar states nothing. It only reinforces the old saying, "I bought it for a song." Music is a treasure that should be valued. Music enriches our lives. There is no integrity in an "artist" giving his or her work away, especially after a group of dedicated musicians (with a piece of the back end) devoted so much sweat equity into realizing those songs.

With BEGIN AGAIN, John Carney has once again proved he is capable of writing charming characters and excellent dialog. Let's hope he endeavors to take his next story outside of the music business.
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Gone Girl (2014)
6/10
Fincher, Flynn, Affleck, and Pike achieve Mediocrity
22 October 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Is David Fincher a "great" film director? Certainly, he has created much more excellent cinema than bad. THE SOCIAL NETWORK, FIGHT CLUB, and GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO, in my opinion, achieving excellence; BENJAMIN BUTTON being a tiresome, pretentious bore. I would say that GONE GIRL lands somewhere in between. And ultimate blame for its disappointing mediocrity can be cast in multiple directions.

Fincher's GONE GIRL falls far short of achieving the deliciously devious tension of the novel. The book's seductive structure, dual point of view, and Gillian Flynn's fearless spelunking into the darkest predispositions of her characters make for huge challenges to the already daunting task of adapting a novel for the screen. And, more often than not, the novelist is not the best man for the job. Hands down, the all time champ was William Goldman. John Irving swung and whiffed more than a few times before finally hitting a grand slam with CIDER HOUSE RULES. Ms. Flynn was able to cleverly condense her thick, unhurried tome into a taut 140 pages. I'll give her that.

Alas, however, a more skilled, experienced screenwriter might have delivered more bang for the page. Aaron Sorkin, for instance, was able to take much less compelling source material and make THE SOCIAL NETWORK into a far more compelling film-viewing experience. So, it seems that director Fincher was somewhat handcuffed, short changed from the get-go. And, if it ain't on the page... (I know. Alert the Cliché Police!) Nuff said on that theme.

But please tell me this: how was Fincher unable to evoke a convincing — or even interesting — performance from Ben Affleck? Flynn's Nick Dunne is a Mama's boy, who constantly defaults to charm-offense mode to overcome his innate un-likability. Affleck sulks through this film in one robotic, unappealing gear. Only in his interactions with Carrie Coon, in an excellent portrayal of twin sister Margo, does Affleck pump any real blood into his Nick.

Ultimately, the film belongs to the character of Amy — a role that should be as memorable as Glenn Close's whacked-out Alex Forest in FATAL ATTRACTION or Sharon Stone's diabolical Catherine Tramel in BASIC INSTINCT. The novel's Amy is a narcissistic psychopath, who picks away page-by-page at the reader's belief in the goodness of mankind. Rosamund Pike's Amy mumbles sleepily through the first half of the film. Thus, we are not manipulated, as we should be, into loving her. So, when she finally reveals her true nature, it fails to evoke the necessary gasp on which the entire story turns.

Also, Pike's performance doesn't adequately reveal how Amy's parents turned their daughter into a resentful monster by exploiting her childhood in their wildly popular Amazing Amy book series, only to add insult to injury by taking back the endowment she feels was minimum compensation at best for their plagiarizing her life.

Even Trent Reznor's musical contributions seemed paint-by-numbers. These repetitious, droney, dissonant crescendos that end abruptly at every other scene change only amount to vain, noisy attempts to create tension that wasn't already on the screen. One would think that Reznor might offer composition with more nuance and less noise — as he did so superbly with his SOCIAL NETWORK score.

Rosamund Pike has a visage for the ages. Ben Affleck is a man of varied and substantial talents. David Fincher is one of contemporary cinema's most capable directors. Gillian Flynn is a splendid storyteller with an original voice. GONE GIRL should have been one of the most stunning shockers of recent years. Just goes to show, even with a top-notch team, somehow the sum of the parts can total less than the parts themselves.
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8/10
Belly Laughs and Life Lessons
25 September 2014
Ensemble comedies are intrinsically challenging. Ultimately, this kind of film needs to make the audience care about the whole gang. Every role must have his or her own story and character arc. So, structuring all of this into a tidy 90-120 minute feature requires surgical skills.

While some of my favorite dysfunctional family ensemble pieces — including THE FAMILY STONE, HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, and PIECES OF APRIL — may have more inventive plot points and quirkier characters, THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU succeeds as excellent entertainment that is firmly founded on truth. The characters are real. These sorts of situations do happen. In fact, some of what's happening here in the Altman household is probably happening on my block as I type.

In this story, no one is actually totally satisfied with the way things are. So, they either take risks to experience something else, or fool themselves into believing with all their might in some fabrication of reality. Everyone is disillusioned by their partners, their siblings, their parents, by cruel turns of fate, or by their own penchant for self-destruction.

As always, Jason Bateman and Tina Fey are splendid, spot-on, complex, sympathetic, and understated. And, as always, they deliver their punch lines with maximum impact. It's wonderful to see Jane Fonda back in top comic form — especially after her disastrous return in PEACE, LOVE AND MISUNDERSTANDING. Rose Byrne finds another level of quirk in Penny. Her range seems limitless, and we're rooting for her from the moment she blathers her excuse for missing the funeral. Timothy Olyphant is an unlikely, but clever, choice for sweet, brain-damaged Horry — ironically, the one and only character who seems content with his lot in life. And Kathryn Hahn is surprisingly sexy in her desperation to get herself knocked up.

The most noticeable performance, however, is turned in by Adam Driver, who not only holds his own with the A Team — he steals the show. Look out for this young actor. I can't wait to see what he does next.

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU is riddled with plot and character clichés. Fortunately, Shawn Levy's grounded direction and his supergroup of thespians pull it off. In the end, we've had some big belly laughs and learned something about ourselves and our relationships with our families, partners, and lovers.

What more can we ask? (After all, they didn't set out to make TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!)
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Boyhood (I) (2014)
10/10
Richard Linklater Deserves an Oscar!
24 September 2014
Okay. I admit, I looked at my iPhone to check the time, more than once. I will also confess that it took me awhile to become really involved with what seemed to be a rather mundane fly-on-the-wall peak at a single mother (Patricia Arquette) and her two kids. Dad's absent. We don't know where he is… What else is new? Flash forward a year or two. No voice-over or "2 Years Later" on the screen to lead the audience by the nose. First reaction: "Whoa, what amazing casting! Those kids are older, and yet look exactly like they would have a couple-a years down the line. Maybe they found two sets of acting sibs to play the kids as they age…" Arquette, too, was aging.

This happens several times. And, by now, I'm wondering what the trick is. Arquette is going through a pair of marriages to abusive drunks, while moving ahead with her higher education. The kids are growing up, weathering their own traumas, bad decisions, and experimenting with more hair styles. Dad's back in the picture (every other weekend), in the form of longtime Richard Linklater collaborator, the contemplative, affable Ethan Hawk.

When I finally sneaked a look at IMDb on my iPhone, the running time of 2:45 made me wonder. We were already 90 minutes in and, while the years were flying by on the screen, the minutes were crawling in the cheap seats. Wondering who this new "Phoenix family" was that provided so many fine young actors in the title role, I could find but one credit for the role of Mason — a 20-yr-old named Ellar Coltrane. Trivia in Coltrane's bio said that Ellar grew 27 inches and had 72 haircuts over the course of making this film.

Holy Moses! A scripted, narrative film that actually waited for the cast to age before continuing on with the 12-year journey through Mason's boyhood. Imagine the commitment, the vision, not to mention the the risk involved in making what is surely an indie epic. How does one adequately laud this achievement? I've very much enjoyed and admired much of Linklater's work. Most recently, BERNIE, part doc, part scripted, a darkly hilarious slice of the small-town Texas the director knows so well. Prior to that, SCHOOL OF ROCK, another Jack Black collaboration. And, so very different, yet still bearing the naturalistic Linklater stamp, BEFORE SUNRISE.

I can only hope that the Motion Picture Academy recognizes this feat for what it is: courageous, artistic, uncompromising film making. Richard Linklater deserves an Oscar. Come on!
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4/10
A Long Way Dumbed
24 September 2014
I count Nick Hornby among my favorite novelists. While he doesn't always hit a grand slam, every time he takes a swing, Hornby consistently treats the reader to a contemporary sense of snark, while applying ironically original language to heartfelt stories and relationships. And, he seems to relish in the challenge of writing first person from disparate points of view: male, female, youthful, mature, etc.

It's been at least six years since I read A LONG WAY DOWN. But, I often site this tome as my favorite Hornby work — for two major reasons. First, because he's dealing with a theme that particularly interests me: suicide, or more specifically, a person's desire to end his or her life. Secondly, as a writer, I particularly admire Hornby's courageous and successful effort to tell the same story from the perspectives of four completely different characters.

The film adaptation fails on both accounts. First, screenwriter Jack Thorne seems to adhere to the common misconception that people want to kill themselves because of some catastrophic, emotionally painful event or series of events, rather than the real reason — the sense of hopelessness that comes from clinical depression. Thorne's explanation for this quartet's malaise is superficial. He virtually ignores the underlying causes for their despair. Only one of the four (J.J. played by Aaron Paul) seems to actually be suicidal — because he is so obviously struggling with the toxicity of depression.

I was so looking forward to seeing how the screenwriter would deal with the diary aspect of the book, which so beautifully used eight eyes to describe the events, instead of two. I envisioned something as triumphant as SLIDING DOORS, where two parallel narratives and quite different outcomes are played out — one, where Gwyneth Paltrow makes the tube train, the other where she misses it and has to wait for the next. Instead, Thorne takes the easy way out by breaking the structure up into four chapters, each meant to be a glimpse behind the curtain at one of the four main characters' private life. This device ultimately makes the film mundane compared with Hornby's brilliant source material.

Thorne does condense the timeline of the story rather tidily, which succeeds in accelerating the bonding of these very different characters. However, with Toni Collette's Maureen and Paul's J.J. so sublimated to Pierce Brosnan's narcissistic fallen breakfast chat-show co-host and Imogen Poots' politico's rebellious daughter, there seems to be much missing here. Film after film, Brosnan invariably seems to come off as full of himself. To me, he is one of the most unlikeable actors around. In this film, he is playing a man who should be just that — full of himself, unlikeable. Yet, he seems to be winking and smirking as if to say, "I'm really a good guy. Don't hate me, please." And, that just comes off as pathetic.

Poots, on the other hand, is one of the most charming new faces on the scene. With Jess, Hornby created a bitter, bratty, self-destructive, upper-crust girl pretending to be a bohemian. None of that character is in the script. So, Poots has to rely on her innate spark to motor her through such a shallow exploration of what should have been a genuine, contemporary character with substance.

With these two characters trying so hard to be likable from the get-go, there's no place for them to go. Thus, there is no reason to applaud their making it to the end of their journey. The result is a huge disappointment.

Such genius source material, such a wonderful cast. Squandered. A long way dumbed.
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8/10
So Glad I Finally Took This Movie Home
17 September 2014
Being funny on the screen seems effortless to Kristen Wiig. Her comedic clowning skills are on a par with Lucille Ball and Shelly Long. Sincerity, however, doesn't come as easily — especially when her character is plain and charmless.

HATESHIP LOVESHIP sat on the Thriftway DVD rental shelf for several weeks. I took note of its great cast: Wiig, supported by Guy Pierce, Nick Nolte, Hailee Steinfeld, Christine Lahti, and Jennifer Jason Leigh. What could go wrong there? My memories of GIRL MOST LIKELY (which was supposed to be a comedy, but whiffed miserably) prevented me from taking the chance. Wiig's performance as said GIRL lacked any charm whatsoever; she was drab, homely, and totally unappealing. So, what was she going to do with this, her first dramatic role? It didn't look promising at all.

Finally, I took HATESHIP LOVESHIP home. And, I'm so very glad I did. What a splendid collaboration between star, cast, screenwriter, director and crew in this adaptation of Alice Munro's short story. Ain't no heroes here. These are real, extremely flawed human beings. They might live next door to anyone. They might be anyone.

Wiig's Johanna is a caretaker. That's what makes her life make sense. And, that's her odd beauty. She also finds herself attracted to bad boy Ken (Pierce) a drug-addicted user with delusions of accomplishing something that will finally give him independence.

But no one in this story seems to feel entitled to anything. They've all been wounded. So they protect themselves.

No one is hanging from a cliff. No clock is ticking. No fuse is burning down. Yet, somehow watching Johanna scrub a long-neglected bathtub filled me with worry, hoping she wasn't setting herself up for disaster.

The sex scenes, while not showing any nudity, are luscious and beautiful. I hope to see more of Liza Johnson. She is one gifted and inspired director.

Yeah, maybe Ken will never change. But it won't be for Johanna's lack of patience, and devotion. The story leaves us rootin' for the dude — and loving her. The doormat has won his respect and admiration. And ours. She deserves it.
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1/10
A rudderless waste of talent
3 September 2014
Genre parody has, to a degree, become a cinematic genre unto itself and, on numerous occasions, has been carried off brilliantly, with hilarious results. Going back to early Woody Allen, through the Airplane and Police Squad series, on through the Wayans' myriad takes on horror, Christopher Guest's mock-docs, Walk Hard's spot-on lampoon of the bio-pic, and the silly, but laugh-riot sports-drama send-up, The Comebacks.

That brings me to one of the worst movies I've ever seen, They Came Together, which attempts to skew the most formulaic of all movie formulas, the rom-com. It takes real genius to make a successful movie crammed with dumb puns, hackneyed plot points, and cliché characters. And, one would think that casting Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler as the hate-you-then-love-you ad nauseam love interests would be the perfect place to start.

How do you assemble an ensemble this strong and end up with such a horrible film? The root of the problem lies in a very unfunny, seldom surprising script that never really commits itself to true parody. It's almost as though the writers set out to pen a legit rom-com, then realized that it was so bad, the only chance the script had at reaching the screen was to start making fun of their own lame stab at the genre.

David Wain's direction is even less committed than are the words on the page. Poor Amy Poehler mugs from scene to scene, as if she was constantly trying to remind the director what kind of movie they were making. Or, maybe she was trying to tell the audience that she was fully aware what a stinky pile of doo-doo she'd gotten herself into. Rudd was far more animated in I Love You Man and his other Wain collaboration, Role Models, than this rudderless waste of talent.

Red Box! I demand my buck-twenty back!
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8/10
a splendidly crafted, high gravity brew that leaves behind a very pleasant aftertaste
20 December 2013
I have long considered Olivia Wilde to be a worthy heiress apparent to the kinds of raven-haired vixen roles always performed so deftly by Catherine Zeta Jones. However, the key word here is "performed." Because, while Zeta Jones always gives a beguiling, mesmerizing performance, Ms. Wilde's turn as Kate in Drinking Buddies proves that she is fully capable of wielding authentic — and heretofore unrevealed — acting chops. Not raven-haired; not a vixen; but a lonely, extremely compulsive, probably alcoholic, and very needy young woman. Wow! Is she great in this film! It's Wilde's movie and she rules.

Drinking Buddies is the kind of film I love. Writer/director Joe Swanberg gives the audience a fly-on-the-wall perspective on a microcosmic environment — a Chicago craft brewery — in which real people experience real life. Similar to Rachel Getting Married and The Spectacular Now, Drinking Buddies' dialog never feels scripted, the story unfolds without manipulation, and the actors never seem to be acting.

Jake Johnson's Luke is the kind of pal everybody should have. Gregarious, fun, spontaneous, energetic and, as Kate ultimately finds out, genuinely caring. His girlfriend, Jill (Anna Kendrick), however, is a clock-watcher — both on a micro and macro level. For her, it's always time to call it a night, and it sure as hell is just about time for Luke to put up or shut up. This girl's got the future on her mind. The present, where her boyfriend lives? Not so much. Jill's passive-aggressive way of communicating her growing frustration would try the patience of any guy. Luke, however, isn't any guy. Sure, he wants all the fun in the here and now but he's skilled at keeping Jill believing that her imagined wedding-banded security is just around the next corner.

Kate's boyfriend, Chris (Ron Livingston), is an indie record producer with the personality of a banana slug and the morals of a, well, a record producer. (I can say that, because I've produced a plethora of records.) These two have little in common and less chemistry, which leaves Kate deluding herself that it's all hunky dory, while Chris has got his eyes out for an escape route.

But the real heart of the story turns around the friendship between co-workers Kate and Luke. This is where the sparks fly. As he helps her clean up the apartment she is about to vacate, she makes the most telling confession in the movie, with one throwaway line. Gazing into her newly clean sink, she remarks that she can't remember when she last saw its bottom.

Drinking Buddies is a splendidly crafted, high gravity brew that leaves behind a very pleasant aftertaste indeed.
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2/10
Put This on your "Don't Do List"
21 November 2013
Unfunny. Check. Unoriginal. Check. Unnecessarily crass and crude. Check. Classless. Check. Without a dot of nuance. Check. Not remotely emotionally involving. Check. I could go on and on checking my list of why you should put this empty-headed drek on your "don't do list." While I won't miss the buck twenty I paid to extricate this piece of excrement from the Red Box, I regret that I will never recapture the 104 minutes I spent waiting to care about anyone in it or anything that happens to them.

Oh, I admit to laughing... once -- during an inventive scene that involves Andy Samburg's cameo turn as a rock-singer with freshly dyed hair receiving a blow job in the shower.

Ultimately, the question is why would an ensemble of strong comedic actors, mostly in their mid-20s to mid-30s, sign on to play teens in a sophomoric script that panders to the lowest of the lowest common denominator? I can just see the pitch: "Picture this: Porky's... with GIRLS." And why would Bill Hader produce and put his mug in such a vapid waste of resources? Oh, yeah! How could I forget? He's married to writer/director Maggie Carey.

Hader is a gifted comedic actor. Maybe he might consider refraining from future collaborations with Mags and dedicate himself to projects more worthy of his talents before the only work he can get are T-Mobile commercials.
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5/10
The "Artist" as a Timeless Cliché
8 November 2013
I was excited to have the opportunity to attend one of the first stateside public screenings (Austin Film Festival) of Joel and Ethan Coen's Grand Prix winning Inside Llewen Davis. Having begun my own professional music career as a 14-year-old, peach-fuzz-cheeked wanna-be folksinger at Café Espresso in Portland, OR, under the mentor-ship of Marc Ellington — who bore more than a passing resemblance to Dave Van Ronk in size, talent, and facial hair — I had a strong personal interest in revisiting the era through the skewered lens of the Bros Coen.

This is the same Greenwich Village described by Bob Dylan in his memoir Chronicles — brutally cold and damp, unforgiving in the way only an urban jungle can be. Llewen Davis, as portrayed by Oscar Isaac, reveals a timeless cliché: the egocentric "artist," careening insolently from one self-induced disaster to the next while flaunting a sense of entitlement that is completely undeserved. The guy is, in a word, an asshole — a fact that bitter, accidentally knocked-up Jean (Carey Mulligan) never lets him forget. As a music guy, I respect that all the music performances were shot and recorded live, not enhanced with post-production tricks. Most music films are so far off base they make my skin crawl. There are some cool songs — most of which are rendered top to bottom — as well as a couple-a funny send-ups. However, I heard nothing extraordinary, composition- or talent-wise. I'd recommend that Isaac not give up his day job. He's a fine actor but an average singer-songwriter.

The performance that justifies the price of a ticket is delivered by John Goodman. With this cane-wielding, junkie jazz musician, the Coens have once again invented a character for Goodman that dominates the screen with unpredictable, genuinely frightening, sickly hilarious power. In this extraordinary turn, Goodman rivals, perhaps even surpasses, his appearances in Raising Arizona and Big Lebowski.

Inside Llewen Davis lacks the charm or brilliant cartoon quality of Oh, Brother, Fargo, or Intolerable Cruelty. It's an expertly made small film with no heroes and some listenable music. If you're hankerin' for a dark, chilly, cheerless tale in which nearly everyone's a self-serving dick, this is just the movie for you.
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Blue Jasmine (2013)
8/10
Blanchett demonstrates dedication to the acting craft at the highest level
3 September 2013
In my book, Cate Blanchett, like Meryl Streep, is an actor whom has never taken a misstep. From her earliest cinematic outings — Paradise Road at the dramatic end, her quirky Abba-obsessed, Oregon housewife-on-the-loose in Bandits at the comedic — Ms. Blanchett has always brought authenticity and a translucent, other-worldly beauty to the screen. While she has sometimes chosen to appear in films I wished I hadn't invested my time or ticket money on — Benjamin Button being the most ludicrous and pretentious yawn of the lot — Blanchett invariably demonstrates dedication to the acting craft at its highest level. Even her Bob Dylan turn in the gawd-awful I'm Not There was fascinating (and even sexy, in some strange, deviant way.) Few would argue that Woody Allen has auteured his share of cinematic treasures — Annie Hall, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Bullets Over Broadway, and several others are worthy of consideration. Of late, although Allen's films have been extremely inconsistent — and I'm being kind here in my word choice, purely out of respect — his work continues to receive critical kudos. In my opinion, Midnight in Paris and To Rome with Love were frivolous to the point of being insulting to the audience's intelligence. Both of those misguided efforts left me pining for Alvy Singer, looking down at the four feet between Annie's badly parked VW Bug and the curb, and remarking, "That's okay. I'll walk from here." With Paris and Rome in my rear view, I was reluctant to buy a ticket to see Blue Jasmine. But one question kept naggin' at me: Why should I pass up another opportunity to bask in the talent of Cate Blanchett? So, I plopped down my matinée cash and sacrificed my Labor Day afternoon. And, boy howdy! Am I glad I did! From the opening monologue, as Jasmine pummels the elderly woman with detail after detail about her life — I mean, the helpless old dame simply had the misfortune of being seated on a cross-country flight next to this blathering, egocentric, borderline-psychotic basket case — it became obvious that Allen has invented a character on par with, perhaps even surpassing, Annie Hall herself. And, as she invariably does, Blanchett transcends the words on the page. If Jennifer Lawrence deserved an Oscar for alluring, charming eccentricity in Silver Linings Playbook, Cate Blanchett's Jasmine deserves a Gold Medal and a Nobel Peace Prize.

Several other performances should also be noted. Andrew Dice Clay and Bobby Cannavale both bring surprisingly vulnerable nuance to different versions of the same lug-head stereotype. Cannavale's whimpering, lovesick grocery store tantrum is wonderful. Sally Hawkins is stalwart as the far-too-understanding, genetically deprived, adopted sister.

It's good to see Woody Allen returning to some semblance of reality, not relying on ridiculous fanciful devices as he did in Paris and Rome This is not to say that Allen's story is not without flaws. Although played out creatively, with the story dished out in smart, non-linear doses — as Jasmine recalls them, while steadily losing her grip — Blue Jasmine depends far too much on convenient coincidence. This tends to quash any dramatic tension before it can even build. And, some plot turns whistle louder than a distant freight train.

In the long run, the smartest thing any writer/director can do is to cast Cate Blanchett. Allen not only proved his savvy with that stroke of wisdom, he allowed her to disintegrate into a haze of Stoli, Xanex , and self-delusion before our eyes. The result is a tour de force. 'Nuff said.
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