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Violent Night (2022)
Santa's got a brand new bag
3 December 2022
Violent NIght is different than the trailers you may have seen for it. It hits the standard Christmas beats (marriage trouble, sweet kids, people finding the Christmas spirit) and pushes said beats into a genre they usually don't mix with. It manages to be both John Wick with Santa, while pulling on your heart strings like Miracle on 34th Street. There's a cartoony tone just like Home Alone that doesn't go too far violence-wise, so as to take you out of the movie by being to grotesque.

While the first 5-10 minutes are a little try hard and, "This ain't your daddies Santa." Think 'Bad Santa' and the rest of those types of movies. But the rest of the movie comes off as authentic, owing in no small way to the casts earnest delivery and the direction. David Harbour is perfect for playing broken, tough guys with soft hearts and he really brings it here. He's playing it (emotionally) straight even though the movie isn't. The rest of the cast are equally devoted to their roles (however absurd).

I feel like this may be a classic in the future. Or at least cult classic.
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A return to form for Daniel Craig's bond
26 October 2021
When Casino Royal came out I was blown away by it. I loved that it took what we expected from a bond movie and then broke those clichés. I had hoped that the rest of the series would follow in the example of the first film, but they just wound up devolving into the same basic 007 formula.

I wasn't excited for No Time to Die, but I was hopeful. It carried the burden of the muddled mess of the three previous films. I was however pleasantly surprised. The action feels as tough as the first film and has some damn good set pieces. The film firmly commits to its choices and plays them to their conclusion--dare I say--boldly. And it is unique in the franchise for its choices. I left the theater on a high, which simply doesn't happen much for me.
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Kate (I) (2021)
Familiar, but an admirable effort just the same...
11 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Kate is similar to lots of the stories of this type: assassin grows a conscience and wants out of the business. At first it felt like this would be a series of familiar tropes, flimsy character development and implausible situations. However I'm happy to say that the film subverts lots of this, even if just reframing familiar scenarios contextually.

Yes, it doesn't make much sense that a white American woman would be an assassin in Japan (seems conspicuous right?). But besides that little issue the film succeeds in some very important ways:

One is that there's no room for sequels. We know the characters end fate in the first 15 minutes. Knowing that Kate will die ads weight and character development as the stakes begin to sink in. I really liked this because these usually aren't stand alone movies. Everyone wants to turn an assassin with a grudge into a franchise, which for the most part is boring. Also Kate falling apart is so damn grim. By the end of the film she is almost a walking corpse and there's no question she isn't surviving.

Two is that the character of Kate verges on sociopathy. It takes the whole movie for her to turn a corner towards heroism. I appreciated this since it really is the least believable thing in most these types of movies: mass killers suddenly going all soft. She's cruel and doesn't think when it comes to killing. The violence is sudden and jarring.

Three is that I loved the Japanese cast. Tadanobu Asano and Jun Kunimura are great presences in this film (and any film). Jun Kunimura especially has quite a presence here. These are actors that are pretty famous in Japan and deserve recognition worldwide.

Four: the film knows when to slow down for character development.
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An idiot abroad
1 September 2021
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Sir James Brooke was a tyrannical rich boy that sailed his ships in search of glory, which pretty much meant colonizing people of color.

Honestly this mans story has more the makings of satire--a Monty Python sketch or something. He held town hostage and insisted they make him a Raj like the pouty rich boy he was. He was drunk off of other men's stories and followed in their footsteps more than he knew.

Just another case of the film industry making heroes out of real life villain's. Luckily, being that the movie has 1k review it doesn't seem like anyone is seeing it.
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Evidence of Russian film industry progress.
13 July 2021
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I'll warn you that I find superhero films as they currently are pretty dull. Marvel movies are calculated until they have no risk or soul--and lets be honest, that's pretty much what Disney is all about. The big problem I have with most of these types of movies is that they are indistinct and safe.

This film wouldn't have been made in America because we wouldn't focus on an intrepid police side character. We tend to lean toward Batman and less toward a James Gordon story. Which means no matter how much a movie may grapple with the morality of their vigilante they won't paint them a villain. This movie inverts that equation and kinda looks down on this super-vigilante-dude.

This felt distinct to me, like something that could have come out back between 2000 and 2010. It has a film noir style that works. Characters have agency and don't simply serve the story. The dialogue comes out of the characters mouths and feels genuine. There's no Joss Whedon film student dialogue that will make your eyes roll out of your head. Plus the actors are great.

I recommend this to people that may have fallen out of love with the superhero genre.
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Haunt (I) (2019)
Rare for me to be invested in characters...
27 September 2020
...but I was with this one. They really manage to make the main characters likable and keep the tension tight through out. I actually gave a damn who lived and died. The trailer really didn't do this justice. Highly recommend if you're after something different than the usual slasher flick.
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The Guest (I) (2014)
In the great cinematic tradition of the sleazy thriller...
14 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Basically Dan Stevens seduces everyone and it's great. Plus there's something about dark secrets.
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This film is hotter than the sun...
4 April 2014
I love Alan Partridge. Great show. Great character. He is a man for the ages... However, all series do not translate well into film, and if you're like me, you're hopeful but hesitant.

Well, I'm happy to say that the film preserves the characters, humor and dynamics of the show. Although in the first fifteen minutes or so I wasn't quite 'sold' that this is the Alan I know, the Alan I've come to love; the film really finds it's stride once the siege starts.

We've seen peevish Alan. We've seen cowardly Alan. It is only now--in this film--that we bear witness to heroic Alan, and I'll be damned if he isn't somewhat, reasonably heroic...

To sum up, the story fits Alan and doesn't venture outside it's station (a lesson that certain secretaries should learn well). It really plays to the series strengths and has some of the best Alan moments we've seen. All of that being said, I'm not sure how those unfamiliar with Alan Partridge will feel about the film, as it does cater to fans of the series for the most part.
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RoboCop (2014)
Not cold, metallic and unfeeling...
14 February 2014
Robocop (2014) is more of a re-imagining of the original story, rather than a simple remake of basically the same script. Here the focus is on the emotional and psychological stakes as much as the physical stakes for our lead character. There is more time taken to build a world and characters that live and breathe, which in turn makes for a better-rounded film. The effects of Murphy's transformation on both his family and his mind, make for a really interesting and less straight forward action flick.

The direction feels tight as does the script and cinematography. The actors really give their all in their respective rolls; there's not one performance that is dialed in. I liked Joel Kinnaman (who I hadn't seen previously) as Alex Murphy. He brought a gravity to the character I didn't expect. Gary Oldman is my personal favorite, as a doctor who finds himself sacrificing personal ethic for funding. Lastly, Michael Keeton plays the slimy CEO of Omnicorp Raymond Sellars, with relish. I was really happy to see him back in a larger roll again and he fits into this quite well.

I didn't even notice the lack of gore in this film and honestly didn't consider it until afterwards. There is action violence here and for me the PG-13 rating didn't really hurt it. However I doubt there's much here to appeal to a thirteen year old crowd—yes there's action—but the dialogue, character development and the underlying ethical questions the film raises are all geared toward more of an adult audience.

I went into Robocop expecting disappointment, but in spite of being at odds with it at the start I found myself swept up in what turned out to be a pretty engaging story. All-in-all (and I can't believe I'm saying this) I liked this film as much as the original. From the director on down to the actors you can tell they cared about this movie and gave their best. The film aims pretty high and for the most part succeeds.
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Europa Report (2013)
Keep the mission alive...
13 October 2013
Europa Report tells the story of a crew that is sent to Europa (one of Jupiter's moons) to collect data and find out if there is life there. I won't say anything else plot-wise, since I feel that less is more with this type of film.

The tale is told via the fixed cameras throughout the ship and news reports from earth. You could say the film almost has the feel of a documentary. This may make it sound like a found footage film, and I suppose it sort of is, but with a difference. There is no shaky camera work, thankfully, and the fixed positions are used to great effect throughout the film.

The special effects are realistic looking and seamless, so much so I didn't even think about them until now.

The acting is fantastic and comes across as realistic and natural. I was really pleased with the delivery of every actor.

With how well tread films of this type are, I thought that there was a very nice effort to create something unique here. My only gripe is that there are a few times at the start of the third act where things get less believable. Though disappointing, since I found the film to be very solid and grounded until that point in the film, it didn't injure the film irreparably. Altogether I found the film to be tense and interesting, with a very nice ending.

Though not quite as good as say, Sunshine or Moon, if you enjoy that type of film this is definitely worth checking out. Just don't go in expecting a creature feature or action film.
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Cleanskin (2012)
An unusual espionage type film...
2 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
'Cleanskin' stars co-stars Sean Bean as a secret service agent in pursuit of a new terrorist cell responsible for a recent string of bombings. Abhin Galeya co-stars as one of the terrorists in the cell that Sean Bean is pursuing.

Sounds simple right? Well, it's not all that easy. This is perhaps one of the more complex and thought provoking espionage thrillers I have ever seen. Which is in part due to the way it humanizes protagonist and antagonist alike. While within the first twenty minutes I thought I may be simply watching a low budget 'Taken', it became abundantly clear as the film went on that this is an entirely different type of tale.

The acting all around is fantastic. Sean Bean does a great job at turning the type of character we've grown to expect from these types of films into something really interesting, and he proves his ability in relaying his characters growing inner conflict. Abhin Galeya was unknown to me previous to this film, but truly blew me away. His acting is measured and restrained, which keeps you interested a character that (in less capable hands)might not have been interesting.

For those wanting a movie like 'Taken' or 'Born Identity', this definitely isn't it. However if you like political thrillers and films that challenge convention a bit, you may just walk away pleasantly surprised.
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Drive (I) (2011)
A drive to nowhere...
30 May 2012
Drive is the type of film that just is. It didn't illicit any real reaction from me or offer any surprises. It's atmospheric, zoned out and trippy, but that does not mean it's good. If you watch lots of movies then you'll be sure how it's gonna end by probably the midway point. The acting is good, but there are a few characters that are miscast and feel out of place in the film. The film has very little momentum and lots of tension which by the end feel like it's squandered. I think this film is one of those cases where people call the director an artist; it has A-list actors---so it must be good right? I kinda disagree. The movie on the whole just left me feeling lukewarm.
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Facing Windows: a mystery, a love story and a parable
22 January 2012
Facing windows is the story of Giovanna, a woman that has grown dissatisfied with her marriage and her husband. She secretly watches the apartment that faces hers and the handsome bachelor Lorenzo that lives there. Her life suddenly becomes more interesting when her husband brings home an elderly man named Simone, that cannot remember where he is from or who he is. As the search for Simone's home and past continues, she finds help from her handsome neighbor Lorenzo. Will she fall in love with Lorenzo? What is the secret behind Simone's past?

While this may sound like a steamy story of a dissatisfied housewife (the type that has become so overused in film), it is actually a very unique story that may not play out exactly as you are used to. All of these characters are brought to life wonderfully on screen and linger with you long after the film ends. It has a gentle message, something to chew on after the film is done, but it is more concerned with telling a beautiful story.

Great acting, cinematography, and a unique story make this a film that even the most cynical film-goer will enjoy.
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Isolation (2005)
Isolation: The ultimate in mammalian terror
14 January 2012
Isolation is a film with a great small cast of characters, a bleak atmosphere and a soundtrack to compliment these things. It takes place on a farm and involves the genetic tampering of cows; things go awry and all hell breaks loose. I won't say more than that.

For its humble budget, the film manages quite well to capture the tense atmosphere similar to films like Alien and The Thing. However, the film carries its own weight without relying too much on homage/imitation. The cast is solid and believable; you learn just enough about each character to either care about them or hate them. Although the film moves pretty swiftly into the action, it's careful to tell a story and draw the audience in as well.

Although the plot may sound a bit silly, it managed to make me believe in it. The cinematography and location do indeed give a feeling of isolation, as does the score which is featured prominently from the opening credits.

I should warn that there are some intense moments of violence, mostly against animals. I actually found myself covering my face/eyes throughout a few moments (and I've never done that before). Needless to say, if you're sensitive to content like that, then this may not be a film for you. If, however you can get past that, you'll be rewarded with a pretty great film.

Who should check this out? People that miss bleak creature films like Alien and The Thing.
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