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I Love Dick (2016–2017)
2/10
Loved the book, hated the show
13 May 2021
The book is bold, provocative, feminist, inventive, clever, hilarious yet touching ... everything this show isn't. It's just irritating, annoying, dull, pretentious and idiotic. Lots of name dropping, which is meant to give an arty edge to this horribly self indulged tv show. The problem is that they added characters that does not exist in the book and those are very cliché, under developed and frankly ridiculous. Some of the dialogues are badly written, it's meant to be provocative but it sounds like it's been written by some immature teenagers (but in the worse possible way). In the book you're meant to hate Dick but here in the end you just don't care about him much. The problem is Chris, in the book she's a witch, but an amusing and touching one, here she's just hysterical and angry all the time. It's not the actress is bad, she's just poorly directed. Here you can tell she's doing her best, she has a few moments, but her character has been reduced, it's very unidimensional. I wonder how it is possible to come up with something as tedious as this show with a material as amazing as Chris Kraus' great novel.
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The Half of It (I) (2020)
3/10
Nonsensical
26 September 2020
It starts well, especially the photography, and despite some plot holes, then from the hot spring scene it gets worse and worse to an absolutely nonsensical ending that is so goofy and wtf that it makes you laugh hysterically, and most are not meant to be that funny. It has multiple references to literature classic but most of the time it's just name dropping or misused. There's lots of pseudo deep reflections that are either cheesy or / and pointless and totally ridiculous. It's meant to be clever, the literature references aspire to give this film a clever edge and high feelings but it's just plain silly. Too bad for the young actors who try their best to act.
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One Kiss (2016)
1/10
ENOUGH is ENOUGH
2 December 2018
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Ok the film could have been a feel good movie, not a particularly good one but a decent Sunday evening movie, the kind of thing you watch when you're tired or hungover. But that film doesn't know wether it is a musical, a comedy or a drama or all those thing in one strong piece of original film. It's starts as a comedy then ends up being a lousy drama. BUT the worse thing is that the characters aren't plausible. Antonio is Lorenzo's friend, knows form the start his friend is gay, he has a crush himself on their girl friend and that from that one kiss and petting he turns into being a self hating gay who cares about what other people think. I mean their friendship was about not giving a damn what other people think. I could excuse this, why not, Antonio could be shocked after all and be pissed off, beat his friend up ... regret or stop seeing him ... but he goes as far as shooting him dead and that's was is wrong. Killing off a gay character to get people to be moved and shed a few tear in 2016, is wrong, low and cheap. Another typical BURY YOUR GAY film, like we don't have enough of those. That film isn't meant to be either realistic, doesn't talk about a real event, so why killing off a strong gay character who despite being bullied remains strong and positive? ... and worse for worse by his best friend? The people who committed this film had the perfect opportunity to give a positive message, that is what they actually did through 3/4 of the film, but then they sacrificed this for some cheap thrills and get people some easy tears ... that's not only LOW but dangerous ... enough with killing off gay characters ... other than that the film is entertaining but uneven, a bit awkward at times, the acting is so so and the dialogues are sometimes off ... the cinematography is similar to a cheap tv movie ... a massive disappointment.
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Alps (2011)
1/10
Utterly Idiotic, Vapid and Tedious
10 November 2018
There are lots of great ideas of storytelling here, alas its poorly executed. The cinematography and some of the acting are the only thing that be saved. The story is poorly served by a disastrous mise-en-scene, most of the scene are pointless and as interesting as watching paint dry on a wall (I take that back, I'd rather watch paint dry than this boring pretentious and morbid excuse of a film). It's bleak, sometimes ludicrous because it's often absolutely not plausible, some of the dialogues are so terrible its not even laughable ... it's plain mediocre and it has nothing to say, nothing to show, neither beauty or ugliness ... I stopped watching that film numerous times to do something else ... do the washing up, vacuum my room, clean the toilets, take the trash out and read a good 20 pages of a book about Kant ... things I have been meant to do for ages ... that's how boring that film is
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Skam France (2018–2023)
1/10
mediocre
11 October 2018
If the original SKAM was counting on young "non professional actors" that were touching, complex and that felt real and accurate, who almost all had the same age than the characters they were playing, in the French version we have annoying obnoxious "professional actors" that over act, special mention to the one that plays Lucas. they pretty much all come from rubbish french sticoms by the way. Everything is wrong here, the way they deliver their dialogues, their facial expressions. The problem is also the pseudo youth talk, nobody talks like that in high schools honestly and the way the actors are directed. the actors wait for their turn to say their lines, you can also hear the director say camera's rolling. The rhythm is off too. It looks cheap, the music is bland, the camera work and the editing is poor, the location uninspiring and ugly. The way the scenes end is poor, When Lukas appear on skype, you can tell it's not skype but shot with a profesional camera, he is the one calling but looks surprised. The acting it off just like the introduction read by Yann that sounds like he's telling a joke, while it's serious there's an emergency in the monologue that he is completely ruining. The dialogues are off, terrible and sound fake. The dialogues are over explaining everything, nothing is suggested. It's contrived. The show is often sexist while pretending to be pro feminist too. It's very divisive between men and women. I'd stick to the original one or the Italian one which is different, sexiest, is very inventive in it's shot, has gorgeous locations and great actors and beautiful cinematography.
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Last Summer (2013)
1/10
They should have call this Bird Chipping and Bad Piano
16 September 2018
Don't get me wrong, I usually enjoy slow contemplating movies, I'm a big fan of Gus Van Sant's Gerry and Last Days, the work of Apichatpong Weerasethakul, Hou Hsiao-hsien and Tsai Ming Liang, but all those authors have something to say and a vision of cinema ... here you just have clichéd shots of spider web, rusty things and rain falling for more than hour, boys hugging and being bored, you wonder why they actually love each other ... they don't have sex, they're just semi catatonic, bored and melancholic, they just lie there or walk and talk about uninteresting things, you keep hearing that one of them is too clever for this town, after a while you get the message. The first time I watched it I kept dozing off, I practically slept through the entire film, that's how boring it was, I could hear people mumbling banalities that pass as profound and poetic dialogues, bird chipping and rain falling ... then I watched it again ... and it was really as tedious as watching paint dry ... the pictures are pretty-ish but nothing great either ... the soundtrack is awful too ... like hearing a student rehearsing piano themes from TV movies ... so this film is good if you want to have a nap but that's about it ...
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The Package (II) (2018)
1/10
Tedious and Awful : not even worth a single star
28 August 2018
This film is embarrassing and terrible. It's not that it is dumb, I like dumb Movies, but it's just vulgar, unfunny and cliché, the script is nonsensical but in a bad way, the scriptwriters didn't know how far to take it so they just went berserk in the wrongest way. I mean how many dick jokes can you take? I didn't laugh a single time during the whole ordeal, I kept wanting to dig hole and burry myself not to watch that piece of garbage, that's how bad it was. Imagine having a conversation with someone who's really stupid, loud and not interesting for 1 hour and a half, and does much of the talking, that's how this thing felt to me. Plus I just hate films where 27 something actors play teenagers, in 2018 that's like blackface or something....
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Dahmer (2002)
1/10
mediocre
29 August 2017
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There's several things to say about that film : the portraying of Jeffrey Dahmer is not accurate, it's very two dimensional, it doesn't mention his childhood nor the way he used to get rid off his victims

It's also morally wrong to do a horror movie out of real life events, it's completely wrong to relate this events from the victims point of view and their family, in this film they are no longer human beings but characters for movies, just imagine being the parents of that kid and watching that or even simply knowing some idiot made a film out of that to make money out of it ... what's wrong is that it's exploiting those people's death for entertainment ... why not a gritty portrait of Dahmer ... being subtle about the whole affair ... you can convey horror and reality without showing this much. A biopic (and gods knows I hate biopics) would have been more suitable, I think even a full on slasher loosely based on Dahmer would have been better than this trash film to be honest ... Dahmer doesn't know where to stands ... is it horror? is it a biopic ? is it a thriller or a portrait ? well it's a bit of both but really sadly and badly digested. It's mostly inaccurate too historically.

Some of the acting is terrible : the two girls at the beginning helping that Asian kid, it's very forced and laughable, the cops are even worse actually. the lighting in the daytime scenes is terrible. the music sometimes it truly atrocious, some other time it fits well the horror genre ... the framing and the photography is most of the time worthy of a really mediocre TV movie, except for the night scenes where there's a lot of effort, probably too much actually. Jeremy Renner is okay in it but lacks depth in its portrayal of Dahmer, I guess he's doing his best since the script is really poor and the characters under developed . The dialogues are not helping : nor the mise-en-scene : the scene between is grandma and his dad is a prime example, it's unsubtle, underlined in red and printed in bold like if we were too stupid to understand, and still it's not working at all, it's dragging for ages to a really poor "climax" in the end. it's just painful to watch. Some of the choice in the editing are really odd, the mix towards the end between his first murder and last murder is random and ineffective. Some of the action makes no sense : the guy coming back after Dahmer trying to kill him, that didn't even happen in the end, and the hugging before being gutted, like really? that was an easy and lazy ploy and yet It all falls flat again.

Hardly the masterpiece described in those earlier comments, watch Portrait of Serial Killer or My Friend Dahmer instead of wasting your time watching this very poor waste of film.
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The Pass (2016)
2/10
Tedious
16 July 2017
It's long, claustrophobic and boring. Ben A Young forgot what is cinema while adapting a play, cinema isn't theatre, it's also images just not lazily filming people talking. The photography is just okay, the mise en scène mediocre. The performances ain't bad, Russel Tovey and Nico Mirallegro are excellent, Arinzé Kene does his best with what he's been given, Lisa McGrillis is at best forgettable. The problem is that the characters are not very well developed. It feels like watching a never-ending short movie, 20 minutes that would feel like 2 hours. There's just not enough material to make a long feature really. The script is not that bad but the dialogues are not terrible, but pretty mediocre, It's meant to be deep, but it's all forgettable, cliché and trying hard to shock but it's just manage to be tiring. That film felt like watching paint drying then peeling.
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2/10
Terrible
4 October 2015
Switchblade romance was already a really stupid film who treat it's audience like idiots and this remake of the Wes Craven classic if less stupid is still quite moronic. Then again it's full of incoherences, it's heavy on symbolism, then again Aja has never been known for subtlety, but if it's the case don't do,symbolism or psychology and just go plain trash! The scene with killings with the American flag doesn't make any sense : the US army is after all responsible for the mutation of the bad guys. In the original the bad guys were characters , here they're just a freak show with no depth at all. The Wes Craven was really inventive in ways of killing people, the dragging of the bad guy with a rope and a car wheel, the python scene. Here it's just violent and pointless. The end is particularly bad, Ruby sacrifices herself, she could have pushed her dad but no she's jumps with him, in the original she saves the young dad using a python, that was bad ass.

The bits where the guy is holding his phone to check if there's any network is phony, especially when they do it twice , that actor for that scene only should get an award for worst actor ever .

I cannot believe people think that might be a better version than the original , the make up on the villains is so bad you can actually see the plastic, it's plain awful.
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The Visitors (1993)
1/10
Unfunny
6 February 2015
I'm French and still found this film irritating more than funny. People laud it's stupidity, believe me I like loads of stupid films but this did not make me laugh single time. All the actors are screaming non stop, suppose to speak ancient french but do lots of terrible play on words or ridiculous deformations of modern french words.

There's loads of explosions or things being broken for a supposedly comic effect, easy visual jokes or jokes about contrast of Middle Ages buffoons misunderstanding everything modern, bad jokes and clichés about "modern" aristocracy, insulting clichés about the province.

It had a great comedy potential but nothing ends up being funny unless you're 2 years old or a chimpanzee.

It's a film made for stupid people by a bunch of actors that became rich and despise the poor. Completely despicable .
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Killing Zoe (1993)
10/10
Complete Masterpiece
25 August 2014
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Many people mistaken this film for one other vapid trashy early nineties film, but Killing Zoe is actually way more clever than Natural Born Killer and True Romance for example, way deeper because it has several layer of understanding. It's a film about a bank robbery, right, with a classic film noir tangent : a girl and a gun, a saint that is also a whore, a bad guy and an honest gangster ( like a real professional), it's also a film about Aids and the aids epidemic (metaphoric film about how aids kills your body, the bank being a human body, the safe being the heart, Anglade being the virus ( he rapes, shares drugs), his men being other diseases, complication of aids, and the hostages and clients are living cells and the cops anti bodies ), Nosferatu being the ultimate reference of the film, raising from his coffin (like Stoltz Anglade and Delpy throughout the film, but in reverse, they actually fall like Nosferatu raises) is a vampire who suck blood. the walls of the bank are crimson red like blood. It's also a film about evil and destruction, a profoundly nihilistic film with references and constant imitations of Nosferatu throughout the film, here again . A very complex film , the kind who's the story does not really matter : the film itself is an experience, it makes you feel something, it's visceral , you either love it or hate it, or both but it can't leave you indifferent
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Garden State (2004)
2/10
Pointless, Corny and Pretentious
21 July 2014
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This is typically the kind of film I despise, I call them Sundance film, they are the Canada Dry of art film, it looks like an art film, it smells like an art film but it's just another rubbish ROM com that wants really badly to be hip. It borrows a bit of the Wes Anderson aesthetics to be quirky (wow his jumper matches the sofa) but all the characters are clichés and lame, it wants desperately to be the document of a generation ( listen to the shins, it will save your life ermmmmmmm, it's not Bob Dylan or Public Enemy). A bit of cutesy folk there for emotion, some Coldplay (wow very marginal). It's contrived, cheesy and wants to be controversial (drugs! Great, the corporate lawyer that lives next to my flat takes drugs, and he's anything but cool, interesting or deep). And worst of all, that scene where Zack Braff (it's not a character really is it, it's him wanting the world to be miserable, the ultimate victim) wants to makes us cry using the brother that died when he was a kid, he feels guilty because he didn't save him, so right he's all messed up and all. Well it didn't happened to you, write it for a character, but not for lachrymal power. I felt truly disgusted by this scene, mostly because you can tell there's no ethics behind, no meaning, and Zack Braff not being a good drama actor makes it awkward. And casting Nathalie Portman so you can kiss the hot chick is very pathetic.
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3/10
Funny but mildly boring
19 July 2014
The two interests of the film : Tab Hunter shirtless and following the story of his shoes and stripy socks, they keep disappearing and reappearing throughout the movie. Before the fight is barefoot, then he suddenly has shoes, when captured they take his shoes off, he escapes barefoot, but back in the rocks his shoes reappear, then disappear, sometimes with socks sometimes not, terrible continuity.

He's acting is not bad, excepted for his awful Voice-over, here to help us understand a film with pretty bad "mise en scene", there's lots of tiring and pointless trips back and forth to the ships , too many baddies, a pretty funny special effect where a boat is supposed to explore, we see an explosion but the boat remains then when the camera changes angle disappear.

There is also a random love story, that comes out of nowhere just so that tab hunter can kiss a girl in order to get teenage girls to swoon, before they yawn back to boredom the next scene. Adams is beautiful and Hunter is jaw breaking gorgeous but when they're off screen it gets UN interesting .

The locations are not cinematic, or maybe it's all due to the bad framing, it's kind of entertaining in bits and because the whole narration is hilariously bad, a good film to watch when you're hungover
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Christopher and His Kind (2011 TV Movie)
1/10
Atrocious
10 July 2014
This film if you can even call it is an insult to the work and life of Christopher Isherwood, it's pompous, vulgar and ugly where Isherwood work was subtle, classy, distinguish but still modern and decadent .

The film takes liberty with his life and history that is odious, the acting except for Inoggen Peotts is disastrous, that Guy from Dr Who is trying hard to be an English gentlemen, but he's just excruciatingly irritating to the point you want to slap him in the face, he's cocky and pedantic something Isherwood was certainly not.

The camera work is pretty ugly, interesting angles sometimes, but the grain of the photography is horrible

The mise en scene is utterly disgusting and the narrative is insulting to the intelligence of the spectator, you don't need to underline everything in red, we got the message the first time.

Next time someone does a film on Isherwood please watch A Single Man, interviews of the man himself, and Cabaret

This so UN clever and clearly cheaply made , made for people with a low QI whose only idea of homosexuality is GAY and Comptons in Soho, pathetic
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Jimmy's Hall (2014)
1/10
Terrible Corny Film
28 June 2014
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Except for the theme, you can't really recognize it's a Ken Loach film. It's over sentimental, well completely cheesy, horribly Manichean, it has some the most terrible and stiff acting i've seen in years.

The scene where Jimmy's old love try the dress he has given her and where they dance together is awkward and disgustingly lit, the least subtle thing in a film that walks with big heavy wooden clogs.

The end is a pastiche of Dead Poet Society's ending, some young smiling idiots are chanting for him while cycling behind the police van that is taking our failed hero back to America where he is deported, thank god for us.

For a director that has done so much for English cinema, Riff Raff, Lady Bug Lady Bug, Poor Cow ... that made the most political and original films with economy of dialogs, bright and clever scripts, to be reduced to do a ultra conventional period drama, that sometimes over explain things to us like we're complete morons and sometimes is so historically or even narratively so vague to the point where it becomes laughable more than understandable is not only a shame but a waste of talent. It's meant to be all deep and political but in the end it's just a tower of clichés and a competition of bad acting belching a compilation of debilitating dialogs.

He said he wanted to stop cinema after doing this atrocious crime against cinema, he should have stop before doing Carla's Song and save us from suffering in front of those boring films that resembles the most soporific history classes of our teenage hood, save THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY, is only decent film in the last 20 years of his career.

To see a Director sabotaging his legacy is not only appalling but depressing.
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10/10
Absolute Masterpiece
23 February 2014
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If you're familiar with the eccentric eastern European philosopher, called Slavoj Zizek who has committed 'Lacanian' interpretation of famous films of all times, things get exciting...much more exciting than just quick fists and high kicks. If you look at the film through the prism of sexuality it is a MASTERPIECE!

The film is about Oedipus complex!

Both brothers (Billy and Julian) are sexually frustrated. Billy is a pedophile and it's probably caused by sexual relations with their mom (strong and imperious matron). Julian is an impotent (or is castrated) and his problem comes from the fact that he's lived in the shadow of his brother and his sexual games with their mom. He knows he can't have his mother that's why he kills his father (with bare hands) just to 'take his place' and he feels relief when Billy gets killed...the competition between brothers is over! The only time when Julian gets so close to his mother so he can penetrate her is when he cuts her guts with a sword...The only way he can penetrate her is by putting his hands inside her womb so he can physically be inside his mom and finally poses her! The question is: Who's the guy with a sword? He's an artist/aesthete (he sings and kills his victims in a very sophisticated way) who observes everything and takes his sexual pleasure by watching...he suffers from castration anxiety which refers to the fear of being degraded or dominated...that's why he cuts off parts of bodies of his enemies...His sword is just lengthening of his phallus :) Besides he might symbolize a father and ultimately God almighty, The sword man he's an angel of justice, he's like God (hence a father figure) as God is portrayed in the ancient testament, angry and vengeful, he's almighty and his sword is like his penis and his power, the cops with him are his apostles, the karaoke bits are like a strange Kind of Mass where he sings stuff like "you'll never get out of here"
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10/10
Pure Cinema
23 February 2014
I read someone saying The Dreamers was not just about showing people naked and this was, whoever wrote this is a complete idiot. The Dreamers was a terrible film, a sad fantasy of an aging man that used to be a great director, it was insulting to the sixties revolution, the sexual revolution and a film that over explained everything assuming spectators are stupid and furthermore and insult to the French. The dreamers is a horrible commercial film for hypocritical people who are scared and ashamed of their sexual desires. But it was a great idea to compare the two films, just because No Skin off My Ass has the same themes than the Dreamers but didn't fail at what it was all about : ideology, cinema, desire, redemption, being lost and love.

No Skin Off My Ass on the other hand is the equivalent of a punk fanzine, it's highly political, has a subtle subtext and contrarily to The dreamers is completely embracing it's time : the nineties. A period of time where people were terrified of skin heads, was battling against the aids during the aids holocaust and believed grunge punk rock could save the world. It's got style and great aesthetics, and despite being cheap it's unashamedly pure cinema : the inside swimming pool, basically a flooded flat, it's fetishist, licking doc martens to the sound of Nico's rendition of the German national anthem. There's lots of references to ancient cinema, visually, Lubitsch, Pabst and Von Stroheim while sharing those directors themes of predilection.
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3/10
Over rated
29 January 2014
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Steve McQueen's first film was a masterpiece and since then it's seriously going downhill: Shame was pretentious and moralist and it didn't make me feel for the main character an film felt it was misogynistic in the way the main character's sister was being punished for him and for trying to be happy and alive.

Anyway, it at least had the merit to have style (even if it was over substance : I didn't learn anything I didn't know about sex addict) because 12 Years a Slave lacks this : style, it could have been directed by any Hollywood director.

There is a bit of Steve McQueen left in it (the hanging scene is a good example), but not much. First the music is atrocious and feels like it's been whacked in two minutes on garage band, not original, boring and useless except for one scene where the soundtrack gets menacing and slowly covers the Diegetic music that the main character plays.

The rhythm of the film is flawed, it's smoothed and fast at the beginning when the main guy is being kidnapped, then it's completely all over the place and you have the feeling that's it's been 4 years a slave and not 12.

It's also so Manichaean it's painful to watch : bad vs good. The hero is good, the guys that kidnap him are good but suddenly they're bad, the guys that ship him to the south are bad, and it carries on till then end, thank god there's a few good actors to bring some subtlety (Paul Dano is magnificent in his pure evilness and you detect some madness in him ), Michael Fassbender is a brutal drunk you kind of feel sorry for even if he is a pure monster. But then you Paul Giamati as bad bad ( in every way he's an awful actor with zero charisma and whose ugliness than no charm can even save), then it's poor black men and evil or cowardly white people : best example Cumberbatch who looks lost in the film, his wife bad woman, but the worse is the good white men : The hero's friend who is gentle and kind but is nothing else than kindness, his character clearly doesn't exist, and then there's Brad Pitt : being the producer of the film he gives himself the part of the good spirited and modern white man who is going to save the hero and lecture the bad Fasbender that there will be payback day for the bad things southerner are doing to slaves. And he looks like a Pre hippie kind of rebel mixed with his Chanel advert homeless look. At that point I felt like getting a pair of scissors and slashing the screen.

On top of that the film is ultra predictable, the hero is reunited to his family and he has a grandson and everybody cries (well what about all the poor other slaves? very subtle happy ending Mr McQueen) we are all supposed to cry. it's not the only emotional blackmail in the film the scene or the hero's lover is whipped, and he is forced to whip her, the scene is just pornographic violence, pointless in the film except forcing the spectator to cry. It's not about the whipping that is wrong it's the way the scene is depicted that is morally wrong, like the rape scene under a beautiful red moon, why should a horrible scene like that aesthetic and almost poetic, after Shame I really wonder what kind of problem Steve McQueen has with women. A lot more efficient is the hanging scene which is a long scene where the hero is hanging from a tree tip toe and trying not to be strangle by a rope while in the background business goes as usual: people doing their daily chores. It works because it shows how atrocity can happen anywhere anytime with a lovely weather in everyday life, that horror can take place in the ordinary, it's so understated and not stylized that it is refreshing, it's a long still shot and paradoxically it's one of the most interesting of the whole film.

The film is just a real story being told with no real message behind it : OK it's awful that freed black men were adducted in the north to be enslaved in the south but what is Steve McQueen is trying to say? That slavery is bad? well we figured that out and Spielberg made a better job with The Colour Purple , even Django Unchained is more convincing in depicting the atrocity of slavery, and even if it's caricature the characters in it are more authentic and subtle than in Manichaean 12 years a slave. OK so maybe it's about depicting the evil of earthlings? Well Manderlay and the The legend of n**** Charley's were more effective, because it at least knew what it wanted to be, and those were more believable while being pure fiction because their character had depth. The other massive flaw in the film is it's long and boring, some scenes are pointless, they don't help the story telling they have no message or do not give you any emotion. The dialogs are so contrived and theatrical that it's affects the whole film, you have the feeling that some scenes would be marvelous in a theater but not in cinema. Actually the film works best when Steve McQueen resolves to use visual to express himself than when he uses dialogs

You do get the feeling of anger there was in Hunger from times to times, mainly at the beginning but then it is dis-activated by all those boring illustrative and over explained scenes. I'm sorry but I don't want to get bored during a film that treat something as serious as slavery.
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Rubber (2010)
10/10
Absolute Marsterpiece
17 January 2014
Think Spielberg's Duel mixed with David Lynch and Jacques Tati, it is a ode to absurdity and cinema. It's intrinsic nonsensical subject is both idiotic and intellectual, and it's so idiosyncratic you cannot stop watching it, that is to say if you are compelled by the 5 first minutes.

The cinematography is beautiful, although the wilderness being filmed is littered with headless dolls, burnt cars, wires, tricycle or tires, the acting is alright, special mention for the amazing Roxane Mesquida previously seen in Fat Girl, Marie Bay of Angels and Kaboom.

Quentin Dupieux takes its subject seriously, the construction of his characters and of the story are well developed even if the plot is completely absurd there's still some kind of insane logic to it.

The whole film is pure poetry and funny (as weird but also as funny ha ha) but clearly it's not for everybody. I personally found it completely compelling and magnificent.
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3/10
Terrible
29 April 2013
Cliché of a biopic, unfocused, the film doesn't know if its about Raymond's life or his empire or his relationship with his daughter, it's trying really quickly to cover far too many events in 100 minutes

It's fast for no reason, badly filmed, badly edited, not engaging, you don't feel much when his daughter dies, which should be tragic,

There's a few good ideas of film making, like the photo shoot that looks like Men Only ages with kitschy artwork alas it's really poorly executed

Steve Coogan is insufferable in this film, he's not acting anything else than him, you just ve the feeling of watching a film about him in costume period, shame for the female actress who are all excellent

There's too many dialogues, some of them are good but some are just unnecessary , it just makes the film suffocating and leaves very little space for emotions

You just have the feeling the film was wrapped up in two days, I'm usually a big fan of Winterbottom but I must say I'm clearly unimpressed with this

It's trying hard to be original but it's just another biopic with fast editing and a few breaking walls,

With material like Paul Raymond's fascinating life it's a shame to end up with such a terribly flawed film

It's mildly entertaining but mostly very boring
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The Eagle (2011)
9/10
Pure entertainment
27 March 2013
I loved that film, it was so much better than over rated Gladiator ( a horrible film that was meant to be psychological, deep and that ended up being plain stupid, nonsensical, pathetic and pretentious, like who is going to believe that an emperor is going to fight a gladiator in an arena)

At least The Eagle sticks to pure entertainment , has a solid story that sticks to the journey of a hero, it has no tacky CGI, has great fighting scenes, Jamie Bell acting is superb and Channing Tatum is not as is best but does an OK job,

The production design is solid, it's historically plausible and it's stylish enough to confer an edge, an atmosphere to the drama,

It's also fun because of the deeply homo erotic relationship between Tatum and Bell, like Bell being his slave and washing him, being completely submissive to him except for a few sexy fighting scenes til the end where they hold hands, it's quite reminiscent of Spartacus and other vintage peplum, it's also refreshing because of all the tiring love stories implanted in most Hollywood blockbuster that are never relevant to the story and just an accessory to bring female spectators into the auditorium ( hey it's a war film but there's a love story, come on most girls are not retarded)

Certainly not a masterpiece but a well crafted action movie
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High Fidelity (2000)
1/10
Awful and irritating
25 March 2013
Can't believe Stephen Frears directed that self depreciating whiny piece of film,

That films has been miscast completely, Catherine Zeta Jones is too old to play her part, so is Tim Robbins, same goes for John Cusack, and it makes the film really awkward to watch like if you were watching The Sound Of Music with the kids being played by badly shaved 20 years old,

John Cusack's acting here is terrible, he over plays his part, and most of the cast except for Jack Black (which is quite something considering he's usually the one who over acts) try too hard to be believable

For a comedy it's absolutely Un funny, except for the bits where Jack Black abuses people, John Cusak plays a self obsessed, selfish, moaning wimpy sexist prick that we are supposed to feel sorry for, the intrusive fourth wall talk are annoying as hell and breaks the rhythm of the film, some of the dialogs are painfully bad, the only good thing about that movie is the awesome production design
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1/10
Waste of time
14 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
How are we suppose to care about those characters, they're pretentious, selfish, loud, self centered, uninteresting, hollow and scornful, the kind of people who I would never speak in real life, the kind of friends who spend their time being horrible to each other

2 hours and a half of a film that tries to make you feel sorry for those drama queens,

When their friend died at the end I couldn't care less, I rejoiced cos he seemed the worse of them all ( basically he was a junky and a Sexist bully )

After tell no one, this is a massive let down.
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Lourdes (2009)
6/10
Raté
8 February 2013
The photography and mise-en-scene are great but the characters lack depth (Testud's room mate for example), the acting is great considering what the skinny script offers them (Testud and Seydoux are remarkables) but lots of subplots are left unexploited

I didn't think the film was that rewarding, it drags a bit towards the end, and the film feels a bit pointless sometimes

The film doesn't know if it should be Christian, critical or ironic, the best parts are when the it's unjudgemenal and contemplative

In the end I don't think Catholics or Agnostics would really like that film very much, it's got a strong sense of aesthetics but lacks personality and determination
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