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this is not a good movie, its not that bad its cheesy with a lots of silly humor. the only part that was fun was when they partied with the hot Korean girls as i like hot Asian girls. it was all down hill after that. i am glade that i watched it but the movie is a let down as i was expecting something very different. lets just say a movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco is what you get, nothing more and nothing less. the films kinda cool but the endings a stinker. it would of been better if they just spent a little more time on the script and tried to make a better movie. i felt that it was rushed for the December release date and that it would of been better if they spent the time to polish things up a bit.

the movie has nothing in common with the biblical story besides a few names and something called water. how they got the cast together is beyond me, this is a very Politically Correct film if you can call it that, it has something that everyone and everything refers to as The creator, after all we don't want to offend anyone who is not familiar with the story of water and the ark who wants to see a movie about water and the ark, in typical fashion the bad guys a Brit. russel crow is your typical russel crow and everyone in the movie sucks, the story sucks its more like a sci-fi movie in the wastelands of mad max with heavy CGI and it sure has a lot to do with evolution. if i could sue Hollywood to give me back the 2+hours of my life that i wasted watching this then i would be in court filing the paperwork right now.

tons of worse movies that you could watch that are far more entertaining then this crap. you should watch how sharks eat everyone in LA or something else trust me its better then this. you have been warned.

starts out semi interesting and it all goes down hill. every once in a while something happens that gets your interest and keeps you from dozing off. unfortunately you start snoozing again just to snap out of your slumber just long enough to open your eyes for a moment. like other reviews that says this movie is not on par with good movies is correct. total watchable parts of the movie is about 5-6 minutes long, the rest is a wast of time and space. think about what makes a good movie and then wonder why this has none of that stuff in it. they could of made this film a lot more fun if they showed some nudity or had humor, drama, good dialogue? just about anything would of made this movie almost memorably for more then the time spent watching it.

you been warned

your typical low budget movie where a girl lives her dream and all that stuff. if your into star trek conventions and all that stuff then you know what i am talking about cause i love that stuff. unfortunately its not trek, its not star wars, its not even the civil war etc.etc..etc.. its austenland. if you seen "What a Girl Wants" staring Amanda Bynes from 2003 its sorta like that and tons of other movies that are similar. its not that it is not a good movie, i just don't think its good. any one of a million things could of made this decent and they didn't bother. this movie goes well when your trying to fall asleep or have a really strange sense of humor.

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all right this is the future and our staring character is a hoodlum who does bad things and and works with other villains to over throw the government. it could of been good if it had a few small things like better acting, a better script, better director, producer, soundtrack and just about everything else. the big problem with this movie is that you seen it all before in other movies. so its similar and you felt like you seen it before because you have. the all to familiar soundtrack does nothing but to reconfirm my views of this movie. also whats with all the south African accents and flags in the film and that brings me to another point, this flick has holes in it the size of Texas. i notice things and that's the problem most people will not and will enjoy the film.

as a movie this thing blows, the only humor is from all the cheese, its basically a hour plus long film with tons of talented people singing cover songs of the 80-90's bad part is, they can't sing.

the only good thing i can say about the film is, at least the musical instruments of the era is correct. Charvels, Jacksons, even the old Yamaha dx7 was shown on stage. tho one charvel is a later model that didn't exist then but who cares.

back to the movie, it has a plot, it has what they call drama and it has tons of cheesy screens that are funny. i got no idea how they got Tom Cruise & Zeta-Jones to do this. the other cast members must be desperate and wanted the pay check regardless of how this film may end their careers.

its funny at times but it gets old fast. you been warned

this movie is something else, just when you thought you seen the worst film possible you can watch this and regret losing out on 85 or so minutes of your life.

this thing blows from start to finish and you wonder why you wasted so much time watching this only to remember that you seen everything else and you hate infomercials even more. were talking super cheesy lines with amazingly bad acting. when it comes down to it, blame the director, producer and writer. the actors did it for the paycheck the others were the ones who thought this was a good idea.

do not watch, you will become more stupid after watching this movie.

its like a teen type movie so yeah its not for old people, its also not a real teen movie. they got a little drama, romance, girl problems, boy problems, drug problems and other crap. Miley Cyrus can get annoying and the movie has plenty of low spots and a few good ones. Demi Moore is cool and her character is not that great as well. i enjoyed the flick and it should be better but its not bad by any means.

watch it, have fun the films enjoyable and have fun. don't expect the greatest movie ever this is not a serious movie. nothing clever about it, not much of a plot or anything its like a amusing way to kill time so watch it and have a few laughs.

casting for this movie says that it may be decent, Jeff Goldblum, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, etc... while in fact it shows that they will do anything for a paycheck. i have seen many bad movies and this is the worst of the worst. i swear i can make a better movie with my cell phone taking pictures of people walking down the street. with most bad films they try to make it good and it comes out ridiculous or just stupid. in the same way old porn was trying to make legit movies with lots of sex and they were hilarious for all the wrong reasons. this movie is what happens when nobody puts in any effort. nobody cares and nobody tried. i can't even recommend this movie after a bottle of bourbon. if you have to watch something and there is nothing else then watch the weather channel, home shopping etc.. anything but this

we get to see that Dr Watsons girlfriend/wife (Kelly Reilly) from the Sherlock Holmes movie in a bikini. the movie besides that is kinda odd and stupid. you got a bunch of kids in the UK doing the children of the corn on 2 adults. it gets hard to understand what there saying sometimes because they speak UK English in i presume in there version of trailer trash talk. if you want to decipher and translate that stuff then i guess this movie is for you. if you want to see 2 adults do all the wrong things while camping out in the middle of nowhere in a hick British town, then this movie is f or you. if you got something else to do with an hour thirty of your time then this movie is may not be for you. its not that boring but it don't have much going for it.

so we got what seems to be a reality show about a guy who opened up a barber shop on the Jersey Shore, hired 5 girls in bikinis to cut hair. the girls spend most of there time wearing bikinis and arguing or goofing around. the shop owner spends all his time arguing with 1 girl who he seems to fire every other week. when the guy is not fighting with the girl he interviews other women to take her spot and they all wear bikinis. you get to see the cast at work in the shop cutting hair, talking to customers. the cameras follow the girls and the guy doing stuff like drinking, going on dates and drinking some more. the entire show is based on girls in bikinis and when there not in bikinis there wearing low cut dresses. the show is amusing at times and occasional nudity.

what can ya say, this movie has Halle Berry and it still blows chunks. to be honest she is not in many good movies we will see if this is the film that sinks her career. now to the film. people get on boat, take pictures of sharks, swims with em and gets eaten. we end up with a lot of swimming and more swimming and a shark once in a while. the film falls short on so many levels its not even funny. they had halle berry they could of abused her and turned it into a T&A film. they did not and we end up with a movie like no other, super boring, super slow with no drama, no suspense and not much else. this movie is special and has nothing to make it interesting or watchable. only watch it with a bottle of bourbon and if there is nothing else to see. you been warned

yet another movie with semi talented people who reached new lows in there careers. Rosanna Arquette was sorta popular once and now she most likely needs the money. Michael Biehn who was cool as Kyle Reese from the terminator and a bunch of other old movies is also working for the paycheck. the rest of the cast is not worth mentioning. so you got a bunch of people living in the basement of a building after the bomb goes off. things are boring and then somehow in the middle of the movie it gets creepy. disturbing so much in fact that it made the movie somewhat decent. this ones is worth watching if you want to see a movie that will give you the creeps. be nice if they made a part 2 so we can get some of the answers that i wondered about during the movie.

this movie is special for several reasons, it shows us that people like Val Kilmer, Ving Rhames, Luke Goss etc...looks like they hit an all time low in there careers or the recession is worst then we thought and they need money real bad to do this either way the end results are the same. newcomer Rebecca Da Costa wants to be the new queen of the C movies. they probably filmed the entire movie in 2 weeks. now to the film the only good thing about the movie is you get to see a little leg for a few seconds. the rest of the movie is bad and only gets worse time drags on. it might be enjoyable with a bottle of bourbon or with sleeping pills. low budget bad movies is one thing, this movie is something worse.

this movie is just like Outbreak minus all the good parts, how they got all these stars to be in the same movie and have it blow chunks is beyond me. with so many stars the film never sticks to one person very long and then flips around a bit. the only two good things about this movie is Marion Cotillard and Gwyneth Paltrow. there the only reason to watch this movie. do not wast your time unless you have nothing better to do and seen everything else out there. director Steven Soderbergh has done a bunch of good movies, maybe he needed a better budget, maybe he had problems dealing with all the big names in the film like Matt Daemon, Laurence Fishburne, Kate Winslet, Jude Law etc... everyone wants to be the star in a movie that does not have any. Contagion feels like a made for TV flick for thursday night at 3 a.m. it seems others like it and i am not one of them.

its a decent movie and i found it to be a bit to slow and you can see some stuff happening a mile away if your into these types of movies. its about sex, money and black mailing and nothing wrong with Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, and Michelle Williams they all done a great job acting, its the story thats gets slow and boring at times it just needed a slight rewrite for the odd parts with a occasional stupid line from someone. there are a few holes near the end that i would like plugged. besides that its not bad, you can find better for this type of film. watch it have fun and enjoy the show, it could of been better and its not but its not bad.

this movies some vampire film in some future or alternate universe where its more of a war. there's some special forces type clergy that fights these vampires that are not our standard tuxedo wearing guys or the Kate Beckinsale underworld vampires. the movies different from what we normally expect and its actually very cool. its like a modern western they spent money on this movie. Magie Q was nice as well as Lily Collins in the movie. Paul Bettany might of been a good priest from what i seen, i have to admit i would of liked to seen a lot more of Karl Urban because his character was really cool. watch the movie its fun you won't regret it

this is a good movie, its not awesome, could use a slight re-write of the script as well as a few cast changes, better directing, producer, effects budget, choreography and all that other stuff, its still very good, i'm a bit critical about this film because i was a really big fan of the game when i was a little kid. I'm still a bit upset about them not holding true to the games story line but hey its a movie. the cast is decent, i would of liked a few changes made. Jon Foo was cool, Kelly Overton is something else in the film, not to mention Candice Hillebrand, i really hope they make a few more films with these 3 and a few others or better yet and do a re-make of this film, this time done the right way with a way bigger budget and all that stuff i mentioned, its a good movie and i enjoyed it a lot, if you like tournament combat/mma type movies then you can't go wrong with watching this, its a decent action movies as well. see it have fun and then watch it again.

this one could of been really good. a few things kept it down and that makes this a iffy so-so movie. nothing bad nothing good and it could of been great. i like the idea it was interesting enough yet it needed just a little more of everything including budget, everything just fell apart towards the end and just got more ridiculous at the movie ended. a better director would made this movie The Big One. casting was really good with Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Gerard Butler, and Izabella Scorupco. the story just needed to be tweaked more towards the ending and a much better director and this would of been so so good. enough about that, its still a decent movie and worth watching if your into a max max type world that has dragons. i hope they remake this film and do it right, or make part 2 and do that one justice.

this film threw me a curve ball, i had no idea what to expect when i watched this. it has some familiar names and it was sorta interesting. its more like a documentary type of film with the 3rd party sorta thing. its clearly low budget and it was not the worst thing to watch yet i know you can see something else that might not be a big wast of your time like this film is. you most likely only herd of this film if you keep an eye out for new DVD's coming out and thats how i found it. i had a few laughs here and there and don't expect much from this and you will be OK knowing that its a wast of time. watch only when your bored and given up hope.

a very decent samurai/shogun/old world japan type movie. it looks like old japan near the end of the samurai era and before tom cruise went to japan to fight the samurai. back to the movie, its in Japanese and that is cool bad thing is the subtitles that seemed to be missing parts here and there which was not cool. the ending scene is a big fight that took a long time to finish. a bit to long for me and a bit over the top. if your into swords slashing non stop then this is a film for you. good story line, cast seemed good. i had fun watching this and you should watch this to if your OK with swords killing people and blood. time to get the popcorn out and kick back and read the subs, this films worth it

there is nothing much to say about this film, 30 minutes of this feels like an hour, if your into that then this movie is for you. its 1975 and everything is retro in this movie. bars, fights, petty crime, the love interest, family troubles, all the standard stuff you expect in this film like this. a small thing here and there to keep you on your toes and a shock and the movies over. don't expect much, there are better movies to wast your time on then this one. i don't think they actually skimped its the fact that you can't do much with what they had to work with. the castings not bad, the script could of used a little tweaking. it comes short on all things. watch CSPAN or something if your that bored, this one is not that good

Michael Bay has more holes in his movies then you can possible imagine, i like detail, thats the way i am i just like stuff that makes sense as it follows its story line. every Michael Bay movie has big holes and the holes just get bigger. enough of that this is a FUN movie, lots of action, some drama and laughs. that girl who replaced Megan Fox is nice but i would of kept fox or gotten someone who could act. Megan would of been so much better for this film. over all its a good movie it surprised me and i think i want to see it again really soon. its actually one of the better films i seen this year. watch it, enjoy it and have fun. i hope they make a lot more of these

its not the worst thing i seen, yet, this movie looks like it was filmed in Canada and has a lot of senseless violence from start to finish, so after i saw the video i looked it up and found it was made with a budget of 3 million bucks, i thought its budget was a lot less, if your into old school 80s blood and gore this might be what your looking for. i really don't know how to say how bad this movie is. you can film way better stuff with a camcorder or your cell phone camera. they might of used a old 70s low end camera for some sorta film effect? i never seen or herd of anyone in the film and i hope i never see them again, the entire movie blows unless your into bad films then you might like it. this movie is best to watch when you have nothing else to see and you have no expectations of any kind from a movie and your bored of watching infomercials.

the movie starts out cool, gets weird, gets really good and goes back and fourth a lot, your sorta lost and then towards the end it all makes sense., its written very well, they have a lot of great scenes. the cast is very well placed, the scripts totally fine and it has very good production as well as directing and all that other stuff. i hope they make more like this film and its been a lot of fun and i will defiantly watch it again in the future. the only bad thing is at first your totally lost but thats how they want it to be. also i would of preferred someone else besides Emily Browning to play the main character. all in all have fun, it has plenty of brilliant action scenes. if your someone older then you might not like it at all.