Change Your Image
KaneFriessner
Reviews
Ballada o soldate (1959)
What the hell was that?
First of all, it is a vomit, not a movie! A disgracefull soviet propaganda.
Secondly, the first minutes are so laughable, I laughed more than on a comedy. T-34 tanks disguised as Tigers... (Soooo funny!)
A german tank chasing the russian soldier but not shooting him down with it's built in MG-34...
The russian soldier destroying the Tiger with an anti-tank rifle by shooting it in the front and with just one shoot... (It is NOT possible to destroy it by the front with an AT-rifle! Even amateurs know that!)
The Tigers were shooting like a madman while there were just 3 soviet soldiers on the battlefield... (Yeah, you read that right! 3 soviet soldiers only!)
Thirdly, instead of the medal, he want's to go home for one day to see his mother. OK, that's fair. But the commissar let's him go home? And not for one day, but for 2 days? And 2+2 days for the journey to and from his home? (So nearly one week.) What the hell is this Saving Private Ryan in Russia? Was Spielberg got his laughable idea from this crap?
Fourthly, the movie is full of childish and pathetic dialogue and scenes.
Jud Süss is a masterpiece compared to this!
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Mediocre "racer" movie
A lot of people sad this movie is great. I really don't know why. There are no such view points where this movie looks great. The story is weak, the acting is avarage (except Diesel's), the main and the secondary storylines are not finished or useless.
Only gave 6 stars because it's "not that bad", can be watched once, but not more.
Boh lei chun (1999)
Absolute trash
Can't believe this is one of Jackie Chan's movies. What happened to him? After Police Story and Weapon of Gods, how he can did this?
This trash is just unwatchable. Only gave 3 stars because the fight scenes are OK, but the rest...
Pik lik foh (1995)
Weak (or maybe the weakest) Chan movie
As review title says, this is one of Jackie Chan's weak movies if not the weakest. Nowhere near to the legendary Police Story 1-2! The action scenes are weak, characters are not complex enough, story is poor, etc.
Race scenes are very mixed. Some scenes are very good, but others are very poor. Especially those 2x-3x speed scenes make the movie not so good. And there is a fight scene with a very bad effect (some kind of slow-mo, but looks awfull).
I'm sad to say this, I like a lot of Chan movies, but this one is a must-skip.
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012)
Zane is fine, the movie is not
Sadly the only positive in this movie is the acting of Billy Zane. The story is bad, scripting is bad, acting of others is avarage. The battle scenes are the worst.
Without Zane it would be a 2/10...
Les spécialistes (1985)
Great story, bad directing
I'm feeling so bad for this movie. This could have been a great one, but the bad directing kills it.
The Great Raid (2005)
Yankee propaganda movie again
This is just another propaganda movie for the world. Yankees are brave, righteous, have honor, and so on... So they are the good guys. On the other hand, Japanese are evil scumbags who are serving Lucifer. Not as big propaganda as Schindler's List which lies to you with every of it's pixels but this is a propaganda movie too. Just ironic to see these propaganda movies. Yankees and British killed more then 8 million civilians with their terror bombings. They just bombed civilian districts to the ground. Just to kill enemy civilians in Europe and Japan. They made this genocide heartlessly. Isn't that a propaganda to show these guy as heroes? They dropped two nuclear bombs into two well populated Japanese cities. How can they be really heroes? Also, they gathered all Asians into concentration camps in the US and after that they showing us German and Japanese C.Camps? If this isn't propaganda then what propaganda is? Just an awful propaganda movie. Yankee idiots will like it, I think.
The Divide (2011)
Product of an demented...
One of the worst films ever. What the hell I watched? I can't believe that I was watching that abnormality. What the hell happened in that junk film? Who dropped the nuclear bomb? Who were those white dressed military guys? Why was there a laboratory outside? What did they do with the child? Why the man characters were acting like an idiot crap? Why didn't they act like a real man? Why the ending happened like this? And what....ahhh, nothing. This film is a nothing. Do not waste your time with that demented crap. Don't watch it if you have brain. If you are an idiot, this film is for you. A total junk of a barrel fecal. -10/10
Fawlty Towers (1975)
Extremely overrated
I really can't imagine why is it rated so high. OK, it't not the worst what I ever seen, but it's really far to be the best. I watched all episodes, only one episode is good (Anniversary), the others are bad. Soo bad. With full of "constrained humor". Maybe these are the best words to describe that series. In the episodes, most of the problems were starting with an idiot thing, an idiot "zero-brain" moment, like in the episode, where everybody wants to catch the rat. Why was it a problem, that Manuel had a rat? It was in the cage! You know....it's a PET! Not a wild animal. And the German episode.....NO COMMENT. It was everything but not funny. It was much more racist than funny. But if the Germans were Jews, everybody would think, that Cleese is a fascist. Pfff.....typical British (and US) mentality. I think this show is a big shame or (maybe) a dishonor by a Monty Python member. A show with full of awkward moments. The worst Cleese product ever. If you want to see a really good British show, then watch "The Black Adder". Maybe the best in it's category. My rate, 5 out of 10 is much better, than this "thing" worths.