Reviews

First of all, it is a vomit, not a movie! A disgracefull soviet propaganda.

Secondly, the first minutes are so laughable, I laughed more than on a comedy. T-34 tanks disguised as Tigers... (Soooo funny!) A german tank chasing the russian soldier but not shooting him down with it's built in MG-34... The russian soldier destroying the Tiger with an anti-tank rifle by shooting it in the front and with just one shoot... (It is NOT possible to destroy it by the front with an AT-rifle! Even amateurs know that!) The Tigers were shooting like a madman while there were just 3 soviet soldiers on the battlefield... (Yeah, you read that right! 3 soviet soldiers only!)

Thirdly, instead of the medal, he want's to go home for one day to see his mother. OK, that's fair. But the commissar let's him go home? And not for one day, but for 2 days? And 2+2 days for the journey to and from his home? (So nearly one week.) What the hell is this Saving Private Ryan in Russia? Was Spielberg got his laughable idea from this crap?

Fourthly, the movie is full of childish and pathetic dialogue and scenes.

Jud Süss is a masterpiece compared to this!

One of the worst films ever. What the hell I watched? I can't believe that I was watching that abnormality. What the hell happened in that junk film? Who dropped the nuclear bomb? Who were those white dressed military guys? Why was there a laboratory outside? What did they do with the child? Why the man characters were acting like an idiot crap? Why didn't they act like a real man? Why the ending happened like this? And what....ahhh, nothing. This film is a nothing. Do not waste your time with that demented crap. Don't watch it if you have brain. If you are an idiot, this film is for you. A total junk of a barrel fecal. -10/10

I really can't imagine why is it rated so high. OK, it't not the worst what I ever seen, but it's really far to be the best. I watched all episodes, only one episode is good (Anniversary), the others are bad. Soo bad. With full of "constrained humor". Maybe these are the best words to describe that series. In the episodes, most of the problems were starting with an idiot thing, an idiot "zero-brain" moment, like in the episode, where everybody wants to catch the rat. Why was it a problem, that Manuel had a rat? It was in the cage! You know....it's a PET! Not a wild animal. And the German episode.....NO COMMENT. It was everything but not funny. It was much more racist than funny. But if the Germans were Jews, everybody would think, that Cleese is a fascist. Pfff.....typical British (and US) mentality. I think this show is a big shame or (maybe) a dishonor by a Monty Python member. A show with full of awkward moments. The worst Cleese product ever. If you want to see a really good British show, then watch "The Black Adder". Maybe the best in it's category. My rate, 5 out of 10 is much better, than this "thing" worths.