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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
10 out of 10 Masterpiece!
Amazing story and visuals held togueter with great actors and performances.
Most of the negative reviews are just soy boys with t levels so low they can't fadom a movie being enjoyable and have amazing visuals without tipping their fedora and add a label of "style over substance" and call it a day by sleeping on a room filled with their flatulences so confident on their intellectual superiority
Yeah is the 7 samurais in star wars!
Yeah some things about the plot don't make sence
But the style and passion is in every frame
You can tell this a passion project that everything is made according to an original vision.
I really enjoyed it!
The Power of the Dog (2021)
Expertly crafted drama
The film is a beautiful slow burn experience but very entertaining and expertly crafted until the very last shoot.
After seeing it all I wanted to do is seeing another time.
Om det oändliga (2019)
I once saw a movie that made me recall memories of what it looked like a past life
This perfect slice of life story vignette its so meticulous and purposeful
just a series of random memories from a somebody's life, I never felt so identified with a movies plot before, its a movie about nothing and all at the same time, looking forward to see the other directors work.
Ai-naki mori de sakebe (2019)
Sono should commit seppuku after this movie
Utter waste of time, I cant believe is the same mind as strange circus, he must have suffered a stroke.
Spoilers
It wastes 2 and half hours of your life
Horrible acting
Script that can only be described as mentally disabled.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Things i learned while watching the army of the dead
1.- 8 People carrying 2 tons of cash plus gasoline tanks, ammunition, weapons and every know military issued fashion accessory such as bandanas, earrings, bracelets, gloves, headphones, scarfs, and necklaces through a zombie infested city and then leaving a restricted air zone in a helicopter that hasn't been serviced for years without replacement parts in a time window of 24 hours before a nuke is dropped in such city is the best single plan anybody can think of.
2.- Trained mercenaries with zombie battle experience have elbow covers and all kind of fashion accessories and gear except protection for arms and legs to protect from bites.
3.- If you want to make sure your daughter has a safe life you take her with you to a zombie city in which an atomic bomb is about to drop with no military training whatsoever instead of subduing her until the mission is over.
4.- Who is Geeta? Oh she died who cares the important thing is everyone else died.
5.- Shooting gas cans not only makes them explode they take some time to explode for dramatic purposes.
6.- The best thing for facing a zombie army attracted by loud noises is not to use suppressor in your weaponry.
7.- You don't just ask the owner of the vault for the combination but instead rely on a guy to crack the state of the art casino vault with ear techniques like is the 1800s.
8.- Safes can and will be opened from the inside by somebody who doesn't know anything about them.
9.- If a bomb drops on a city you can emerge from a basement in the middle of the blast zone and just walk away with nothing obstructing the stairs.
10.- Nuclear fallout is not a real thing.
11.- If you are about to die because someone who just betrayed you who is in hearing shot distance amongst the group of friends that he will most likely later also betray you don't call him out on what he just did, that's rude and snitches get stiches.
12.- Is easier to cut trough a wall of concrete with a saw than a metal lock.
13.- Trained army personal have to listen to an order at least 3 times before considering following it.
14.- Trained army personal have to go on foot on the desert after being ambushed instead of driving the car they are sited on.
15.- The apocalypse will be started from a whore giving head in las Vegas. (get it?)
16.- If you want to get a zombie the best plan is to wait for years and then at the last minute send a mercenary group on a wild goose chase just so the leader convince his daughter to easily sneak them inside the quarantine zone while just being a volunteer on a refugee camp and some French lesbian that gives them exposition everybody should know by now and help them get the head of the queen zombie in 5 minutes near the entry zone.
17.- Zombie bites take different time to convert depending on how important you are for the plot.
18.- Volunteers in refugee camps will shift between a stupid girl that gets everyone killed without any kind of military training to a headshot machine between cut scenes.
Tag Lines
Blurry green screens
Stillborn zombies
Robot chicken zombies
Chekhov's rescue saw
Song cover for suicide squad
Vaguely alluding to current border crisis, because
Unfocused both thematically and literally.
Ma vie de Courgette (2016)
What ever Pixar movie wants to be but never will
Outstanding story telling amazing visuals and cinematography with an incredibly plot that manages to pull your heartstrings without being soppy or overly melodramatic.
This is what every Pixar movies aspire to be but never will, since it has heavy subject matter genuine comedy and a clear vision from part of the filmmakers of the instead of a 2 years release schedule slot from a multimillionaire company dominating child entertainment today.
This is one of the best stop-motion animated films of all time along with Anomalisa, Mary and Max and The The Adventures of Mark Twain (and chicken run).
Seules les bêtes (2019)
We are all dying for somebody else
This film has a clear message which is that we cannot want what we already have, every single character is willing to die for somebody else just to justify their existence at the end we are nothing but animals seeking the comfort of our desires but its more the fantasy element that we are attracted to, the obsession and comfort for wanting to own somebody, is beautifully shoot, the plot is contrived but without any potholes, the acting is great I definitely have to see it another time.
The Boys (2019)
High Concept Mediocre Writing
The writing is so goffing stupid you can't believe a 12 year old angsty teenager didn't write it it was so laughable only 3 likeable characters deep butcher and homelander not enough of homelander deep was funny but dragged out bits for too long and butcher had some great lines but all his angsty back history should have stayed in a chessy 80s action flick where it belongs the 2 main characters who's name I don't even remember take all the time and All the corny lines it felt like a serious spoof of woke dark superhero series its like a study stupid writing
Heathers (1988)
Too much edge you might cut yourself
There is a couple of good lines and concepts trought out, but the messy narrative jarring tonality and the unlikeable cartoon like characters and their actions bug it down to a PG-13 after school special where the superwoke teenagers roll their eyes to the adults cartoons that just can't grasp the nuance of teenage suicide the amount of cheese and edgy lines might make it so bad is good type of movie I had fun noticing every inconsistency and ridiculous plot devices if you wanted a fictional history that resembles real people and real situations and any kind of sence to their actions look somewhere else
Boy (2010)
As a comedy completely terrible
None of the "characters" are likeable they are rude stupid and unrealistic i only laughed once it is however a decent drama but the script was weak and stupid they really bank on the awfull accent to sell the stupid jokes, is over the top silly and ridiculous dont waste your time watch hunt for the wilderpeople instead
Game Over, Man! (2018)
WORKAHOLICS AT ITS BEST
This is a great movie! anybody who tough it was overly violent and goofy needs to see it again!
This is actually a very grounded story and a realistic take on a heist situation with great comedy on it, the only stupid unrealistic part happens towards the end.
It is so funny and it doesnt shy away from gore and overly sexual humor which is such a a breath of fresh air from all of the r rated comedies now days that looks like pg 13 and dont really earn the rating.
If you like workaholics you will love this movie!
Baby Driver (2017)
Cinematic Perfection 10/10
Just watch the movie! I read some reviews telling me it was either shit and that it was great or that the romance plot was boring and it was gimmickal
so it made me doubt even seen it.
I finally saw it and it was... perfect! the soundtrack, the acting, the chase scenes and oh my god! the cinematography and the fantasticly clever script!
yeah it was kind of chessy specially at the begining but it also got real dark and realistic towards the end.
Some of the character choices dont make too much sence specially towards the end and you have to suspend your disbelief tn some points but i had a blast! definitly best movie experience of 2017.
Really enjoyed it! and considering i hated Scott Pilgrim vs. the World i now considere Edgar Wright as one of the best directors working today.
Do not come with spectations before watching this movie other than having a great time and you wont be dissapointed!
Bright (2017)
Started as a cool movie end up as a too bad that is good movie
That was some campy retarded shit Is not as bad as most critics says but damm its stupid towards the end
Aquarius (2015)
Great f u c k i n g show
I can't believe this show is only 7.1 this is far superior than any other cop drama i ever seen, the acting is great and the time period is perfectly captured
i think the actor that played Manson did an incredible job he does look and act like a deranged person and of course David's acting is great he is funny and clever but not asking to be likable every character is amazing his younger partner and chairman really add to the plot i would however would like to have seen more nudity and violence but the writing is so sharp and witty that makes up for the pacing of the show everything makes sense i cant wait to watch the second season
Definitely a 8.7 out of 10