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7/10
Finally. Another good MCU movie
14 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Thank you, James Gunn, for creating an actual good MCU movie post Spider-Man Far From Home.

As much as some jokes were cringe, I can say I managed to handle the weakest jokes. The story was interesting and High Evolutionary was impressive character. I got reminded of Spider-Man Unlimited after seeing Counter-Earth. Visuals were amazing and way better than ones from Quantumania. Spoiler alert: The scene with High Evolutionary missing his face was pretty gruesome and made GOTG 3 more interesting. The epilogue was great.

If you feel like Far from Home, most of Phase 4 and Quantumania bored you, you may not regret watching this movie.
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7/10
Fun movie, but...
20 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
When I came to check this movie, I expected Black Adam to be the main antagonist. I got was three ladies.

But that's not the case.

I like the movie, but the biggest problem with this film was a dialogue. Whenever kids would say something meta or funny, half of them were poorly made or not funny at all, but it wasn't as painful to listen to or watch compared to Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania.

First Shazam movie is much better and cringe worthy dialogue there works better because it fitted kids in that movie better. In sequel, not much.

However, I still had fun and if you think Ant-Man 3 was bad, go watch this.
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3/10
Son of the Mask is better than this...
15 December 2022
I did not expect this show or get bored pretty quick like other MCU shows.

When she complained to about how she can control her anger and about mansplaining just to twerk in later episode, I just noped.

Jokes are just eww, story becomes pathetic and CGI looks weak compared to Son of the Mask because that movie tried to be cartoony with CGI because at least those who worked on this show tried to make it look good and it was made in 2005.

This show is made in 2022!

I would rather watch The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

This show will make you cringe and if you want to watch a better MCU show, watch non-Disney+ shows. They look better. As for Disney+ shows, I have no idea!
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5/10
Boredom and Disappointment
31 July 2022
Even when I saw trailer for this movie I was concerned about the film. It looked too "campy".

I also expected Guardians of the Galaxy to appear as well.

My biggest problem is how the humor is awkward for most of the time and doesn't fit for a movie about Thor. I couldn't even handle some of jokes and they would ruin serious moment.

Gorr was great villain, but it would have been better if he had more screen time in which he slaughters gods. I understand they made him less comic accurate due to CGI problems.

Also, that part where AXL, Heimdall's son appears was weird to look at because of special effect.

I can talk about positives like perfomances, but I just can't.

Also, I was disappointed that there was no Thunderstruck by AC DC.

If there is anything this movie taught me is that sometimes humor is very unnecessary (even though this movie was supposed to be a comedy, but didn't make me laugh enough to make me pee my pants), CGI needs to be more worked on and that some things are better to be explained more.

5.7/10.
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Postal 4: No Regerts (2022 Video Game)
Saints Row 5: Many Regerts
16 May 2022
I enjoy POSTAL 2. It is an awesome game with an awesome edge.

This game lacks almost everything what made POSTAL 2 so memorable.

The biggest mistake was putting it on Early Access immediately after first trailer dropped when it should have been added on Tuesday update.

Other than that, I was worried when they decided to increase the price up til $40 and the game does not deserve this price.

Now back to the point: Edensin feels empty and more like some bad combination of Florida and Las Vegas.

Art Style and humor makes this game look like Saints Row. There are janky things that aren't acceptable nor fun. Optimization is weak.

RWS, if you are reading this, please, fix janky things that aren't acceptable and optimization. If you have problem with money, make a growdfunding or ask for other studio which isn't busy to help you. You also understimate the power of Russians. Akella didn't have that power, but those behind XPatch and Eternal Damnations had and those guys can help you with the game.

Conclusion: I will not give this game a rating because I hope RWS fixes many bugs and glitches that ruin the fun and I hope you bring back edge in dlc. Also, make a map smaller and give it a feeling that is full and calm yet gives you that feeling about something not being right.
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The Nutshack (2007–2011)
7/10
It's better written than Santa Inc.
10 May 2022
It's the Nutshack. It's based, keyed and schway gem.

The theme song is so bad it's good, acting is mostly bad, but Chita isn't much of a bad actress. Story can make you laugh.

If you feel like watching a show so bad it's good, watch The Nutshack.
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The Batman (2022)
8/10
Se7en 2: Gotham City
18 April 2022
I am glad this movie wasn't a CGI clusterfart.

I liked the fact this movie showed Batman as a detective he is.

However, I just found Riddler to be whiny when he isn't mysterious.

The music was pretty dope.

Finally, Robert Pattinson isn't anymore remembered as that twilight sparkle vampire from Twilight.
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7/10
Not disappointed, but...
7 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I was surprised with the movie. I had some bad feeling about it when they revealed it to be about multiverse. I expected it to be a movie about Peter just trying to prove he is innocent with Daredevil helping him.

Let's talk about the movie. I was surprised it wasn't just average movie. I wasn't disappointed like I was with Black Widow movie because of the way they massacred Taskmaster. Shang-Chi was good. Eternals was in fact boring, but I somehow found it better written than Black Widow. No Way Home gives us way better antagonists from another timelines of different universe and makes them more dangerous and gives Electro a better character and Defoe is being Defoe. CGI was cool and all. Peter got his development and instead of being Iron Man Jr. He becomes THE Spider-Man.

Too bad ending was dumb and confusing. What about evidences that show Peter Parker exists?

Still, it was nice to see Maguire and Garfield come back with Garfield saving Michelle which gives a redemption and overcoming of guilt.

If there is anything I recommend you to watch from MCU films of Phase 4 by far, watch this.
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Santa Inc. (2021)
Just nope.
6 December 2021
From producers responsible for Sausage Party and one of them starred in the movie "This is the End", comes a mini-series that's just plain awkward.

Santa Inc.

Meet a purple girl dwarf who swears and may become a replacement for Santa Claus.

Jokes here ain't funny for 96% of the time. When I heard about "white man" thing and about what that elf girl said to Santa about children believing easily made this mini-series awkward to watch.

Animation is good, but even then that doesn't save the show from poor script that makes Adam Sandler's filmography great, but at least his filmography has something fun in his most flawed films.

If you want to watch Christmas specials with diversity, watch Fat Albert's Christmas Special or anything...
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7/10
Black Panther, but better
21 November 2021
I wasn't really excited about MCU when Phase 4 was announced, but even then there were some things I was excited about and this movie wasn't one of those things. However, I liked it.

I wasn't disappointed like I was with Black Widow which massacred Taskmaster so bad.

It reminded me a lot of Black Panther. Non-white foreign protagonist, modern music and annoying sidekick.

But here is a twist. This movie does a way better job than Black Panther.

Humor was funnier, Katy didn't say anything cringe, we got real Mandarin and CGI battle didn't feel like PS2 cutscene.

If you want to watch an MCU movie from Phase 4 before No Way Home comes out, watch this.

Also, Eternals was awkward.
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3/10
My disappointment is immeasurable and my excitement was ruined
21 November 2021
When I heard remaster was coming, I was quite surprised. When I saw trailer, I didn't really care about models because I just wanted more improved visuals and textures.

When I saw the gameplay, bugs and new weird models and that first person camera on vehicles when you look backwards, I was disappointed.

I didn't buy it, but I knew it sucked.

Even if it's an actual remaster compared to PS3 and X360 ports which were just ports of mobile port (despite using something from mobile port), it still makes those ports look less buggy.

Even $60 gave me sum shush concerrns before the release.

I recommend you to pirate original games if your laptop doesn't have disk drive because old games have been removed from Steam and Rockstar Games launcher doesn't like mods.

This game should have been released on January like upcoming mobile ports.
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Postal III (2011 Video Game)
4/10
What Global Economic Meltdown does to mf
20 November 2021
POSTAL III is basically what happens when global economic meltdown ruins everything.

Basically, Russia got f++++d by that meltdown so bad it affected Akella which lead to employees getting fired and because they didn't have enough budget, they couldn't pay their employees.

And that's how POSTAL III became poop.

The game retcons POSTAL 2 which may confuse some POSTAL veterans. Story is mostly awkward at the time, but it can by funny when taken out of context.

Mechanics are broken, especially the Moral System (which doesn't fit the game) and kick. Some weapons don't work that well.

I ain't sure if the engine the game was worked on is outdated.

Also, the game can crash at certain time.

What I liked about this game was that the art style looked decent enough, Corey Cruise was a great replacement for Rick Hunter who had problems with relationship at the time and the soundtrack is awesome.

Luckily, POSTAL 2 mod and Catharsis Reborn can hopefully give us more definitive POSTAL III.

I recommend you to play POSTAL 2 instead.
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Fortnite (2017 Video Game)
7/10
Whatever
28 May 2021
It's good, but newer seasons and marketing are killing it.

I wish Save the World gets finished for once.
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Postal (2007)
6/10
The Best Video Game Adaptation from Uwe Boll, but it's not that good.
24 January 2021
UwU Bowl, the most notorious director, made one of the movies I find as a guilty pleasure and it's the best video game adaptation Uwe Boll did.

My favourite scene was when they shot each other in that festival and I like how they put some source materials from POSTAL 2.

However, some scenes are just awkward.
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Half-Life (1998 Video Game)
8/10
Enjoyed it more than HALF-LIFE 2
28 May 2020
You play as Gordon Freeman, a 27 year old scientist who works for Black Mesa. When the spectrometer explodes, it creates a portal to another dimension called Xen and Gordon has to get out of here.

Characters are memorable like G-Man and scientist. You can also interact with your allies and they will mostly go with you which is useful when it comes to guards.

Expansion packs are really cool, but Blue Shift is kind of disappointing. I wish Decay had a PC port, but thanks to the community for porting it.

Graphics look decent for 1998. Too bad HD pack wasn't that great like changing MP4 into the assault rifle. It was cool to see characters in HD.

Soundtrack is kickass, even if it is just used samples. My favourite ones are KlaxonBeat and the one from credits.

If you want something old school to play, I recommend you HALF-LIFE.
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Ax 'Em (1992)
1/10
What happens when you wanted to make it intentionally bad,but someone makes it just a movie
6 June 2019
Sound is broken,acting is boring and the story makes no sense.It should have been a comic-horror parody as it was ment to.Maybe one day they make a better,much funnier remake and probably be actually good.

But still,it's just weird.
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8/10
Beauty
27 May 2019
A story about a woman worried about her son ever since he is covered with brambles.A story about meeting the consequences they are going to through.People that will understand them and those that don't. 2D animation that looks beautiful with the wonderful background. Wonderful acting and music that makes you cry.
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Postal (1997 Video Game)
7/10
Going POSTAL with schizophrenia(?)
2 January 2019
This game is different than its sequels. This game is not just about killing to progress. It's about POSTAL Dude being possessed by Demon or being schizophrenic.

This top shooter has everything. Sexy voice (not coming from Dude), spooooooky soundtrack that is very unnerving and idea of Dude going POSTAL for a reason that makes you sympathize for him.

The gameplay didn't really age well, I guess...

If you want a real horror game to play, then this it the one for you.
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Call of Duty: World at War (2008 Video Game)
9/10
REAL COD GAME
2 January 2019
Spooky music,amazing gameplay,graphics suitable for this game and bonus that went into other games. This game is like you learning the history,except you play it and enjoy it more. Why can't Activision publish COD games like this?
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