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6/10
The driver seat
20 November 2023
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It's fine. At first i was quite impressed. I thought it looked very beautiful and the soundtrack sounded very good and eery. However as the film went on i started to get the impression that it wasn't going anywhere. Not that i wanted it to go somewhere. It's just one of those films where nothing really happens and it isn't about anything (all of which is good and fine) but the director is perhaps insecure about this nothing quality and decides to spice things up by throwing charades and hints at the audience. As if to say "no this isn't a film about Elizabeth Taylor walking around looking like Robert Smith all the while acting suspiciously and encountering all sorts of crazy people. No actually there is an explanation to everything". And i don't realy care about that. The things that i like about it have no need for justifications and the things i did not like about it only seem even more annoying when i think it is supposed to make sense in the greater scheme of the film. So to sum it up, the film looks very good, Elizabeth Taylor looks great and IS great in it, the overral mood of it is quite amusing and the soundtrack is pretty good. It is however occasionally quite annoying.
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An Adolescent (2001)
4/10
Shôjo
16 November 2023
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Its not good. It is very very long and in very questionable taste. What it is is basically a film about a lowlife police officer who tries to solicit sex from a minor (she's literally fifteen) and ends up almost killing her mentally challenged (i don't know if that is actually the case but it certainly is how the film makes it look) who by the way is implied that he is "mentally challenged" because once he saw his mom having sex. If it sounds stupid that is because it is. Very much so. I will get into the things that bother me. I thought it was weird how the film downplays how the main character is having an affair with a 15 year old girl. I thought that the "reveal" that this 15 year old girl who for no reason whatsoever falls in love with this deadbeat 40 year old cop is actually his ex girlfriend daughter quite hard to swallow. I dont like how the film ridicules her brother by making him seem unreasonable and stupid and i think it comes of as very ableist. I think is very weird how her grandfather literally stalks her and is very obviously turned on by her and by the end of the film they just brush it off as "he wanted to tattoo her and nothing more". Not only that but they even make him seem kind of like the moral compass of the film. I hated the cliched and misoginistic writing of her mother. It is very odd that the film got away with making her the root of all the problems in everyone's life when all that she really did was have sex after she was made widow. Like, what did she do that was so condemnable? And how is that worse than being a police officer who abuses power, harasses sex workers, is directly responsable for one person dying (the jimi hendrix man) and indirectly responsable for one person attempting suicide ? How is that more condemnable than a grandfather who has a stroke after seeing his granddaughter taking a shower because he was so excited? Other than that some of the scenes were very cringy and in bad taste. Such as the scene where her brother tries to kill himself or the one where he hops in joy at his grandfathers funeral.
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Cecilia (1983)
3/10
Cecilia
11 September 2023
It is know that Jesus Franco did his fair share of total waste of time films. By that i mean films that dont have no reedeming qualities whatsoever. He also did a lot of very good ones and i like him a lot but Cecilia is not one of the good ones. This film is basically Emanuelle. That by itself is a huge disapointment for Jesus Franco enthusiasts because Emanuelle sucks really bad. But not only that this film is Emanuelle WITHOUT Sylvia Kristel and no one as interesting or charismatic to fill the gap. Lina Romay has a role in it but its quite insignificant. She has something like 5 minutes of screen time in total and even if she had more i doubt that it would be enough to make this one worthwile. The plot is very uniteresting, the soundtrack is very stock, the lead actress has no charisma, the locations are not particularly interesting either, some scenes go on forever (like the one where we see cecilia going back and forth horseback riding on the beach. And also it is way too long for its own good. Maybe if it was something close to 80 minutes it would be a little more tolerable but it isnt and it aint.
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1/10
not finding Reiko
16 August 2023
So what this film basically is is the director walking around filming people without permission, filming his video calls with his friends and later in the film filming this dancing act because he met some french dancers in a bar in japan. I dont know why anyone would bother to watch it. Its not bad or anything. Its just not that interesting. The reason why i however actively disliked it is because i actually wanted to know whatever happened to Reiko Ike and thought that the film would at the very least feature an interview with someone who knows her. But no. Nothing of the sort. The only things Reiko Ike related in the runtime are like two songs and some footage of Sex and fury. Why would he still call the film looking for Reiko i dont know. And why would the synopsis imply that they actually found out SOMETHING about Reiko i also dont know. Its not like she is super famous or anything like it and you can get a ton of people to watch your film just by mentioning her name. You did get me but considering im the first reviewer and the first to rate the film on IMDB i dont think that accounts as much no i dont.
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7/10
The misandrists
3 March 2023
I think that it was a bold move to make this one. Mainly because he had to build the whole film from radical feminist theory (which is frequently transphobic) without making it look really bad because then it would make him look anti feministic. So the alternative he found, as i find it, is to slowly transition the essentialist radical feminism to a more performative queer kind of thing. The problem there is that 1) i dont think the film did a excelent job in representing the thought of the radical feminists even though most of the dialogue is composed of exposition and radical feminist rhetoric. I dont think it did a particularly bad job either but the whole porn thing does not make sense. Radical feminists have a very strong opposition to porn and its not just because men are involved in the making. Saying that their subjective view is implicit in the way we see and make porn is more in touch with the actual theory. The reason why i am lingering in this is because the film seems to be a way of trying to bridge the distance between queer and radfem theory and in that i think it underestimates the core disagreements between them. Other than that the film is at times funny and engaging, i had some problems with the soundtrack because i found it to be very boring and stale. Overral it is a fun watch and i hold it in high regard for being as edgy as it is and for trying a lot of things rhetorically.
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6/10
Amore e rabbia
2 January 2023
These kinds of collective films that were released in the 60 and 70 are frequently quite inconsistent in quality with one or two good shorts and a few bad ones. Amore e rabbia is no exception to that. The first film is by Carlo Lizzani. It is well shot and mostly harmless. My only complaint is that the concept and how it is developed is painfully predictable and redundant, but other than that it is a decent film. The second one is by Bernardo Bertolucci. This one is offensively bad. I fail to understand how he got away with such an annoying, empty and borderline unbearable piece of film. Pasolini's film is quite a bit unexpressive which came as a surprise because Pasolini is usually quite good. Godard's one is my favorite amongst them, it is very beautiful and in line with what he was doing back then. The last one is by Bellochio. It is good but nothing that impressive. Overrall its not a good collection of films. For me however it was worth it for the Godard segment.
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36 fillette (1988)
8/10
36 fillette
7 December 2022
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36 fillette is kind of like A ma soeur (also by Catherine Breillat) but before a ma soeur. I would think that the events that inspired both of them were the same. This one however, in my opinion, has a bit more nuance to the discourse and approaches the theme of sexual initiation from some different angles, some of which i find to be very new and refreshing mainly because they are presented in a way exempt from moralism and filled with ambiguities . The downside in my opinion is that the acting and the directing in this one is not as good as in A ma soeur but that is to be expected since Breillat was not as experienced as a movie director. Also Jean Pierre Lèaud is in this (in a minor role unfortunately) which was a welcome surprise.
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5/10
Konketsuji Rika
30 November 2022
Not as good as the Reiko Ike and Miki Sugimoto sukeban films by a long shot but still kind of entertaining for fans of these kinds of films. Konketsuji Rika moves astoundingly fast, like so fast it feels like watching 2 or three movies in a sequence rather than one. The plot loses itself quite a bit and it might be hard to follow at times too. To me however what makes this one not stand out in the slightest is the fact that, while it is gorier than its peers, it also has a lot less charisma. The acting is mediocre, the soundtrack is okay; literally nothing in this one makes it stand out; While films like Terriffying girls highschool lynch law had the star power from both Miki and Reiko and also the unarguably better direction from Norifumi Suzuki and the better soundtrack and the better script, Konketsuji Rika has the most convoluted script and the most gore and that is about it.
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4/10
Desperate Teenage Lovedolls
30 November 2022
If you went as far as getting to know this film even exists then i think it is safe to assume that you will enjoy it to some extent. It is, as one would imagine, quite bad. The acting is really god awful, the two main girls are really really bad, and have little charisma. The writing is pretty nothing, even if at times it can be funny. The photography is occasionally interesting, but for the most part it is quite standard home video level. The soundtrack can range from really nice to decent. What makes this one enjoyable though is knowing that it had such a close relationship with the LA punk scene at its arguable downfall. So when i looked at the girl gang that got into a fight with the love dolls i saw them as ACTUAL local punk kids and that by itself was entertaining to me as i've been listening to those bands since i was 10 or so but never had any kind of connection to this era. So to sum it all up. The film is kind of boring but to me it was nice just to see the general vibe of the LA punk kids in 84 also i would like to point that the choice for Steve McDonald for the glam looking rich corporate dude was really funny for me.
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Love Letter (1981)
3/10
Rabu retâ
23 November 2022
Really really boring. The film feels like it goes on forever even though it is actually quite short in its runtime. The acting is fine i guess but nothing impressive and the same goes for nearly every aspect of the film from the photography to the soundtrack. There are somethings that i particularly dislike about its script though. Like how the neighbour is constantly competing with the main character. It just feels silly and annoying to have the plot rely so much on a such a over used and reactionary trope. The film also kind of tries to be sexy every now and then but i feel like it fails and in the end it just ends up being a melodrama that feels like an exploitation film but without the depth of a melodrama nor the fun of an exploitation. It is not the worst thing ever but it seemed, at least to me, like a waste of time.
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6/10
Kuroi Mehyô M
21 November 2022
This film feels like a decent yakuza film but cut down to the worst scenes only. Its just over an hour and most of its runtime is comprised of people running after Reiko Ike. There's this whole inside conspiracy in the family which we never actually see. There is a really boring subplot consisting of the relationship between Reiko Ike's character target and his daughter and wife that even though is constantly being mentioned never gets fleshed out in any way shape or form. Overral it just seems really rushed and pointless. There is, however, some enjoyment to be had. If you are a Reiko Ike fan like i am, that is. She is always wonderful, even though she is criminally underused in this one (as often is the case).
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Love Toy (1971)
9/10
Love Toy
20 November 2022
It's the third Doris Wishman film i saw and i must say i am really impressed. Though i kind of understand why it has kind of a bad reputation i cant help but feeling very positive about it. The premise is quite simple and even played out but like Jesus Franco, Doris Wishman's film making has this charm about it that makes every second of her films (specially this one) so very entertaining and engaging. The cinematography is absolutely beautiful. The mood is great. The plot is absolutely wild and subversive. And it is also really short (like all of her films i've seen so far) so it doesnt overstay its welcome at all. Just a fun, really beautiful, reeally edgy, short film. I love it.
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Malina (1991)
1/10
Malina
20 November 2022
I would like to start by saying that i am a huge fan of Isabelle Huppert's work and also a huge fan of Elfriede Jelinek's writing. With that said i really really wanted to like this film but i just couldnt. The problem with it is that not only it does not make any sense whatsoever but also the images, the dialogue, the scenes, literally everything that makes a film enjoyable is bad in this one. Well, to correct myself, Isabelle's acting is amazing as always. Anyways, it was a pain, the film felt like it was going forever, i got frustrated halfway through and watched the rest of it in real bad faith. Maybe i'm stupid and that is why i did not get it. Either way i found it to be a real bore.
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Lilya 4-Ever (2002)
4/10
Lilja 4-ever
20 November 2022
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Its like Justine by Marquis de Sade except it is a lot more exploitative and a lot less provocative. The film follows Liljia while every possible bad thing happens to her after she is abandoned by her mother (kind of like in Justine). The problem is that a lot of the bad thing that happen to her seem awfully forced. Like how the child protective services just let her go without as much as giving her a general outline of what she could do. I doubt that in the Soviet Union of all places there wouldnt be some sort of program to aid orphans. I also dont think that people are as bad as they are portrayed here. Like literally everyone in this film couldnt care less about Liljia or her friend. He literally dies on the stairs to this one apartment building and the old lady that lives there just jumps him. Like who does something like that? The point i'm making is, i see where the film is going with that and i just dont agree and also i think that if you by any chance do not have such an misanthropist point of view on people a lot of this film just does not make sense. The performances are pretty good and its overral a pretty good film, i just do not like the hopelessness of it. Also the whole "dying and becoming angels" bit felt really awkward and kitsch to me.
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2/10
High Heeled Punishers
4 October 2022
Probably the boringest movie i have ever watched. It is like 70 minutes long but it feels like it is 4 hours long. The plot is really uninteresting and feels like a softcore version of a really bad 80's tokusatsu. The main characters uniforms as the "high heeled punishers" or "cats" are kind of nice and occasionally the film goes into some campy fun territory but for the most part you are left with god awful soundtrack, a boring plot, some near unbearable acting (and here im thinking especially of that one silly cop). It is also surprisingly tame. For a film that it is borderline a pinku if not one it really lacks tension, violence or anything really that would make it seem at least a little bit exciting.
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8/10
Babardeala cu bucluc sau porno balamuc
22 September 2022
Pretty good. Was really impressed. The first third of the film focuses a lot more on the city and the general "political climate" of Romania. I thought that it was a good way of using the runtime . It avoids being overtly redundant and it also looks really good. It kind of felt like traveling to a foreing country and aimlessly walking its streets. I feel like this marriage of aesthetic freedom and political commentary is something that is quite hard to achieve and not many films can do it. The second third is a collage of videos and images accompanied by some commentary. This segment is probably the least entertaining but still as good as the other two. It makes the third part of the film a lot more comprehensible for someone that does not understand the history of Romenia at all. So when the director does this whole Brechtian archetype thing with the characters at the parents and teachers meeting you can actually understand what each parent is supposed to represent. This third segment is by far my favorite one. The one thing i have to complain about it is that the third "possible ending", to me at least, felt derivative and exploitative.
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Red Room (1999 Video)
3/10
Akai misshitsu (heya): Kindan no ôsama geemu
9 September 2022
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I was already expecting it to be kind of silly, still though i was surprised at how silly it would get. I am very thankful that the runtime is just over an hour because i'm not sure whether i would manage to get through it if it were to be 90 or so minutes long. The soundtrack is bad. Really bad. Probably the worst i've ever heard. It makes everything seem sitcom-ish(?) also the sound effects are really not good at all and you can see they were trying really hard to make the effects sound gruesome and gross but i think they overdid it and now it just sounds annoying. I think that the best thing the film has going for it is probably the scenario (which is saying something since it is really generic) but it never really uses it in a good way. The game's rules seem way to lenient. For example that scene where the long haired girl kills the old man. She deliberately disobeyed an order from the king. Wouldn't that be enought to get her disqualified? And if not why wouldn't they just disobey any order that they did not like? Doesn't make sense but okay. The biggest problem though is that the film is just a huge bore. It is like 68 minutes long and still i've had to skip through multiple times because the film insists on reusing scenes that happened 5 or 10 minutes ago. And scenes that were never good to begin with.
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9/10
Hishu monogatari
9 September 2022
My favorite Suzuki so far. The plot might seem a bit convoluted to some but to me that is one of its biggest strenghts. It feels like watching two or three very short but very good films. The first one a sports movie, the second one a really good suspenseful thriller and the third one just pure madness. The last segment of the film felt to me (who has just first watched this film in 2022) like Aronofsky's Mother but significantly better and its not even fair to compare. I always thought Seijun Suzuki was really good but in this one he is absolutely killing it. The visuals, the colors, that one tone of green (if you watched fang in the hole you know what tone im talking about), the soundtrack (and sometimes the abscence of it) the pacing, everything. Really really impressed by this one.
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4/10
Ryôjoku mesu ichiba - Kankin
8 August 2022
Not great by any means. If you have ever seen one of Jesus Franco"s women in prison films you have seen perhaps a better version of this one. The pinku one hour lenght does not do any good for the film for the plot seems quite unfinished and hurried. The scenes are not remarkable by anything but for how harsh and uncomfortable they are but i guess it was to be expected since it was written by the same man who did entrails of a virgin; while quite common and repetitive i found this film to resemble "the hostel" by Eli Roth quite a bit. I think everyone would agree that Hostel is the better movie (and by a long shot) but it still seemed interesting enough for me to point out.
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5/10
Peter von Kant
5 July 2022
Not my favorite ozon. The film tries to merge a fictional account of fassbinders own chaotic relationships and the actual plot of petra von kant by changing the gender of Hanna's character and changing petra von kant with peter von kant (who is basically fassbinder himself). This however does not work as good for a number of reasons. More relevant to me is the sense that the power relations between the couple in fassbinders original was more of a professional success kind of thing whils in this one is more like peter von kant cannot deal with his boyfriend free love ethics. That makes the film seem strangelly (considering ozons previous films and the source material) monogamous. I was looking forward to this one because i really liked water drops on burning rocks but i left the theater a little bit disappointed. It is not a bad film by any means it just felt kind of colorless.
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5/10
Hitozuma shudan boko chishi jiken
30 June 2022
Noburo Tanaka is a really good director and his films tend to be quite good. With that said Hitozuma(...) is by far one of his less impressive efforts. The film is a bit longer than it needed to be, but it makes sense since it is not a pinku but a Nikkatsu production. The acting is uneven. Some of the actors are convincing enough. Noriko Kurosawa however comes off really bad in it. What really bothered me however, was the moralistic tone the movie has (similarly with (Maruhi) shikijô mesu ichiba by the same director). It's a decent film but i would recommend watching Angel Guts Nami instead to see Noboru at his peak.
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4/10
Jûsan-nin renzoku bôkôma
21 June 2022
I usually really love Wakamatsu films but this one just wasnt for me. I get that it is supposed to be really bleak and heavy but after 20 or so minutes it just seemed meaningless. It felt really repetitive and overrall a bore. I think that his films work a lot better when he ties the violence with the political climate like what he does in films like violated angels and go go second time virgin. This one just felt like a series of assault scenes compiled with a cool free jazz soundtrack. Did not like it at all.
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6/10
Ceux qui font les révolutions à moitié n'ont fait que se creuser un tombeau
6 June 2022
There are a few good ideas and a few scenes that work really well in this one but overrall is kind of a pain. First of it is way too long. Second thing, for someone that already watched kichiku dai enkai, ecstasy of angels, the third generation and la chinoise this one feels very mild taste. The "point" of the film is pretty much the same as in those other ones but this time it seems quite a bit more moralistic and also kind of cynical. The last 20 minutes or so are really dumb and the film as a whole suffers from it. Also i would like to point out that while i am a casual enjoyer of black metal music, that one scene felt really gimmicky and annoying.
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4/10
Sukeban mafia: Rinchi
27 April 2022
Really weird sukeban film. I don't even know if i can call it a sukeban seeing that it's so different. It's more like a roman porno. I usually pinku lenght films (films with about one hour of runtime) but Sukeban mafia seemed unnecessarily short, unfinished also. The whole third act was really rushed and we didn't even get to really see what happened the the supporting cast. Some of the sex scenes are really bad and the acting is subpar. The one thing that makes it stand out is the fact that it is even more morally ambiguous than other sukeban films but in the case of sukeban mafia that is not necessarily a good thing.
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8/10
Seishun no satsujinsha
27 April 2022
Really great.

The second portion of it is not half as good as the first one but still the film manages to be pretty great. The whole murder sequence is really amazing and probably one of the most tense and well shot murder scenes i've ever seen.
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