1/10
Oh help me god this was bad!
23 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I would just like to say that there is NO way to describe how incredible bad this movie is. This is just an approach to describe the badness but I could never describe the incredible heights of it.

I would like to quote Mike Sh. (mshannon@gis.net) in his comment on the movie Manos' the hands of fate:

"Seriously, this movie is not only the worst movie I've ever seen; it's the worst movie I can imagine being made!"

This movie is exactly this bad. How could it be worse?

Could the storyline be any more sentimental? No, the last scene takes care of that!

Could it be any less exciting? No, the fiber-plastic tomatoes take care of that.

Could the storyline be more boring? No, the progress of the movie is so slow that if it went any slower it would go backwards!

I cant believe people who say this movie is "so bad it's good" or "it's crap but still funny". The humor in this movie is so incredibly BORING and STUPID i couldn't even comprehend what the heck the writer was meaning by his humor. Also the script is so surreal that one begins to wonder if the writers were on acid or something.

For the sake of your own health and your brain, DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! Even two hours after i watched it i still felt bad in my stomach. I physically had to watch a good movie the next day to wash away the dirtiness I gathered while watching this load of crap.

P.S. DO NOT WATCH IT, NOT EVER!! THERE ISN'T ONE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT!!!
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