After watching Kingdom of Heaven some people at work asked if I wanted to stay after and watch House of Wax. I said sure and got some beer while I was waiting.
Good thing. Even with drinking 6 beers during the 2 hours and 10 minutes (waiting for people to show, then during movie) House of Wax was more like House of Insert Funny Adjective Here That Degrades the Movie.
The beginning is slow, the acting is the only thing scary, and the special effects looked like they were created by "special" people. Paris Hilton can't act, then again, not too many people in this movie could.
All the character are so annoying that you welcome their deaths. The only thing to watch for if you are going to see it, is the when the Johnny McBadAss character throws a bottle of beer then jacks up the hood on his hoodie. I've been doing that for the past few days now and my street cred is shooting through the roof.
Good thing. Even with drinking 6 beers during the 2 hours and 10 minutes (waiting for people to show, then during movie) House of Wax was more like House of Insert Funny Adjective Here That Degrades the Movie.
The beginning is slow, the acting is the only thing scary, and the special effects looked like they were created by "special" people. Paris Hilton can't act, then again, not too many people in this movie could.
All the character are so annoying that you welcome their deaths. The only thing to watch for if you are going to see it, is the when the Johnny McBadAss character throws a bottle of beer then jacks up the hood on his hoodie. I've been doing that for the past few days now and my street cred is shooting through the roof.