Roseanne (TV Series)

The Blaming of the Shrew (1995)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• [after D.J.'s pushy girlfriend leaves] 

  Jackie : [laughs]  What was *that*?

  Dan : I don't know. But the "Dark Prince" takes many forms.

  Roseanne : I like her!

• Roseanne : Well, just tell him the same thing your dad told you on your first date.

  Dan : Son, if you think of it, bring back a pack of Camels.

• Roseanne Conner : [about DJ's girlfriend Lisa]  I can tell she's been married before.

• Roseanne : [to D.J]  Son, I am going to punish you so hard that they're gonna throw a benefit concert for you.

• Roseanne : I don't boss Dan around. I am trying to put him in touch with his submissive side.

• D.J. Conner : Okay, I think I've got this.

  Roseanne Conner : Well you said the same thing about long division.

  D.J. Conner : I was going out with Lisa because I thought the woman is supposed to boss the man around, but that's wrong, nobody's supposed to boss anybody around.

  Dan Conner : That's right.

  D.J. Conner : So can I go to the lake with Lisa and her parents?

  Roseanne Conner : No because you're grounded, but your dad and I are gonna go to the lake with Lisa's parents.